History Quotes / TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed

-->-- ''{{Literature/NightWatchSeries Sixth Watch}}''

-->-- ''{{Literature/NightWatch Sixth Watch}}''

-> ‘’’Lief’’’: In those days, I thought that if we succeeded in our quest we would all live happily ever after. I did not dream the nightmare would go on and on —
‘’Literature/DeltoraQuest’’

''Black Lightning:'''...[[MyGodYouAreSerious Oh, it's like that?]]

-->-- ''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow'', "Invasion"

-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "The Girl In Question"

-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}''

->''Exalted'' is a game where one of your main antagonists is [[TheGrimReaper Death]], Creator of the Underworld. Except there's several of him, probably six or seven. Oh, and he's got 13 dread henchmen, one of whom was probably [[AlternateSelf you at some point in time.]] Also, {{Hell}} has a personal grudge against you this time. Did I mention Magical America regularly trains and sends {{ninja}}s out for you personally? Ninjas specially trained in ass-kicking? Which, if they won't work, they keep giant [[PoweredArmor robotic suits of armor]] on reserve for. Oh, and the Franchise/{{Transformers}} have united under Omicron, and are invading. The [[Franchise/StarWars Jedi]] have corrupted {{Heaven}} and usurped your rightful place as the Masters of Everything. Your ex-wife just dropped by, and she's a two thousand year old shape-changing man-eating monster now, interested in maybe going on a date next Thursday. Your best friend from your last life and while growing up now seeks to cover all the lands of [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Middle Earth]] in darkness, if he can just find this damn [[RingOfPower ring.]] And your {{God}} has the world's biggest [[FantasticDrug crack habit]], and needs some serious rehab.

->For some reason, [[SugarApocalypse every other week it was freaking Ragnarok in Ponyland]], with some big baddie trying to enslave the ponies, steal some magical artifact, or wipe everything off the maps so they could just TakeOverTheWorld.
-->-- '''Chad Rocco''', ''WebVideo/FamiliarFaces: Franchise/MyLittlePony Retrospective, Part 1''
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->It's [[Franchise/TheDCU the DC Universe]], the end of the world isn't even an excuse for getting off work anymore.
-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->For some reason, [[SugarApocalypse every other week it was freaking Ragnarok in Ponyland]], with some big baddie trying to enslave the ponies, steal some magical artifact, or wipe everything off the maps so they could just TakeOverTheWorld.
-->-- '''Chad Rocco''', ''WebVideo/FamiliarFaces: Franchise/MyLittlePony Retrospective, Part 1''

->Yes, yes, Eldrad, I know. I understand your meaning. The end of the Eldar race! Aah! Maybe you even think that's true. But let me ask you: when is it ''not'' the end of the Eldar race?
-->--'''Vect,''' ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->I have recently calculated that I have saved every planet in the known universe a minimum of twenty-seven times.
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho and the Curse of Fatal Death''

->''"But you tell me over and over\\
And over again, my friend\\
You don't believe we're on the eve\\
Of destruction"''
-->-- '''Barry [=McGuire=]''', "Eve of Destruction"

->''"When the battle is over, your work is not done. Your duty is not a destination. It is a journey. Victory is merely a landmark on that road, you will never reach a point where your work is done and you can leave the fighting to others. You will die with the road still to be walked."''
-->-- '''Daenyathos''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'', "The Bullet and the Skull"

->''"Oh, we're doomed! Every year, we're doomed!"''
-->-- '''Professor Farnsworth''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to '''stay saved''', y'know? For a little bit? I - I feel like the maid! 'I just cleaned up this mess, can we keep it clean for - for ten minutes?! ''[laughs]'' Please?'"''

->''"Oh God, is the world ending? I have to research a paper on Bosnia for tomorrow, but if the world's ending, I'm not gonna bother."''

->'''Giles''': It's the end of the world.
->'''Buffy, Willow, Xander''': [[OhNoNotAgain Again?]]

->''"Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, '''ending''', I just assumed that was a big week for you. It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse."''

->'''Buffy:''' This is how many apocalypses now?
->'''Giles:''' Oh, well... uh, six at least. Feels like a hundred.

->'''Jean:''' Bob, she's not here to ''warn'' us about some kind of... impending apocalypse again, is she?\\
'''Bob:''' Uh, no! No. I asked! I think it's something nice this time.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''

->'''Dean:''' This is stupid. Our quality of life is crap, we've got Purgatory's Least Wanted everywhere and we're on our third 'the world is screwed' issue in, what, three years? When we've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already?
->'''Sam:''' Someone's gotta do it.
->'''Dean:''' What if the bus ''wants'' to go over the cliff?
->'''Sam:''' You think the world wants to end?
->'''Dean:''' I think that if we hadn't taken its belt and all its pens each year that, yeah, the whole enchilada woulda offed itself already.

->'''Commander Shepard:''' Trillions of lives are at risk!
->'''Vendetta:''' Trillions of lives are always at risk.

->''"For some reason, [[SugarApocalypse every other week it was freaking Ragnarok in Ponyland]], with some big baddie trying to enslave the ponies, steal some magical artifact, or wipe everything off the maps so they could just TakeOverTheWorld."''

->''"Yesterday,''\\
''I watched the world nearly die in a thousand thousand terrible ways. Sometimes we would have had time to scream.''\\
''Today,''\\
''I'm alive to write about it. You want happy endings? Fuck you.''\\
''You're alive to read it.''\\
''God help us all.''\\
'' Secure. Contain. Protect."''

->'''J:''' Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to--\\
'''K:''' There's ''always'' an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corellian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that ''[[TheMasquerade they do not know about it!]]''
-->-- ''Film/MenInBlack'' (1997)

->''"I have recently calculated that I have saved every planet in the known universe a minimum of 27 times."''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho and the Curse of Fatal Death''

->'''Lindy:''' It's a bit hard to picture, isn't it? The thought that in four days, our home might just be... gone. \\
'''Mizetto:''' Not to anyone who lived through the Testarossa Experiment. Or the 2nd and 4th Book of Darkness incidents. Or the Orion Cascade. Or the unearthing of the Panoptichron. Or the... \\
'''Lindy:''' Midchilda gets almost destroyed a lot, doesn't it?
-->--''Fanfic/{{Infinity}}''

->''"You win... BUT YOUR WORLD IS STILL DOOMED!"''
-->--'''Lord Jaraxxus''' when conceding, ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft''

->''"This world looks as dangerous as ever, huh?"''
-->--'''[[Series/KaizokuSentaiGokaiger Captain Marvelous]]''', in his guest appearance in ''Series/DoubutsuSentaiZyuohger''

->'''Supergirl:''' Either of you ever save the world before?\\
'''Flash:''' Mmm-hmm.\\
'''Green Arrow:''' Last year.\\
'''Supergirl:''' It doesn't get old, does it?
-->-''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow'', "Invasion"

'''Green Arrow:''' Mmm-hmm.\\
'''Flash:''' Last year.\\

-->--'''Barry [=McGuire=]''', "Eve of Destruction"

->''"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to '''stay saved''', y'know? For a little bit? I - I feel like the maid! 'I just cleaned up this mess, can we keep it clean for - for ten minutes?! (''laughs'') Please?'"''

->''Oh God, is the world ending? I have to research a paper on Bosnia for tomorrow, but if the world's ending, I'm not gonna bother.''

->'''Giles:''' Oh, well...uh, six at least. Feels like a hundred.
-->-- "The Gift"

-> '''Jean''': Bob, she's not here to ''warn'' us about some kind of... impending apocalypse again, is she?\\
'''Bob''': Uh, no! No. I asked! I think it's something nice this time.

->'''Commander Shepard''': Trillions of lives are at risk!
->'''Vendetta''': Trillions of lives are always at risk.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->For some reason, [[SugarApocalypse every other week it was freaking Ragnarok in Ponyland]], with some big baddie trying to enslave the ponies, steal some magical artifact, or wipe everything off the maps so they could just TakeOverTheWorld.
-->'''Chad Rocco''', ''WebVideo/FamiliarFaces: Franchise/MyLittlePony Retrospective, Part 1''

->''Yesterday,''\\

'' Secure. Contain. Protect.''
-->--''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white black white black white black white black white black white black white gray]], '''Wiki/SCPFoundation'''''

-->--'''Film/MenInBlack (1997)'''

->"I have recently calculated that I have saved every planet in the known universe a minimum of 27 times."

->''Trillions of lives are always at risk.''
-->-- '''Vendetta''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

'''K:''' There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corellian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that ''[[TheMasquerade they do not know about it!]]''

-->-- '''Professor Farnsworth''', ''{{Futurama}}''

-->-- ''TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''

->'''RichardNixon:''' So we're safe again?\\

-->'''Chad Rocco''', ''FamiliarFaces: MyLittlePony Retrospective, Part 1''

-->-- '''Mr. Incredible''', ''TheIncredibles''

->''"Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, '''ending''', I just assumed that was a big week for you. It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse."''
-->-- '''Riley''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "A New Man"