History Quotes / TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed

-->'''Vraska:''' Does it make sense to raise a child in this Multiverse? Is repair even possible?\\

->'''Anton:''' How come you, with all your vast knowledge, know nothing about the [[HumanoidAbomination Two-In-One]]?\\

->''"Shit... dammit! [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins We saved Ferelden]], and they're angry. [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII We saved Orlais]], and ''they're'' angry! We close the Breach -- twice -- and my own hand wants to kill me! Could one thing in this FUCKING WORLD just stay fixed?!"''

-->-- '''Mr. Incredible''', ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->'''Terry:'' He always thinks something bad's going to happen the minute he leaves town. (''sky lights up'') [[ProperlyParanoid And somehow he's always right]].

->'''Batman/Terry McGinnis:''' He expects me to work even harder while he's gone.
->'''Max Gibson:''' Why?

-->-- ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white black white black white black white black white black white black white gray]]"

->'''J:''' Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an alien battle cruiser about to--\\
'''K:''' There's ''always'' an alien battle cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that's about to wipe out life on this miserable little planet. The only way these people get on with their happy lives is ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis they do. Not.]] [[{{Masquerade}} Know about it]].''

->'''Anton:''' How come you, with all your vast knowledge, know nothing about the Two-In-One?\\

'''Gessar:''' That's a shame. If the Granny hadn't been given water, the world would've ended. If the Candle Man hadn't been put out, the world would've ended. If the right man hadn't entered the Cabin...\\

'''Anton:''' Point taken, you were busy with other things.

->''"Yes, yes, Eldrad, I know. I understand your meaning. The end of the Eldar race! Aah! Maybe you even think that's true. But let me ask you: when is it ''not'' the end of the Eldar race?"''

->No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to ''stay saved'', y'know? For a little bit? I - I feel like the maid! "I just cleaned up this mess, can we keep it clean for - ''for ten minutes?!'' (''laughs'') Please?"

->'''J:''' Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an alien battle cruiser about to-\\
'''K:''' There's ''always'' an alien battle cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that's about to wipe out life on this miserable little planet. The only way these people get on with their happy lives is ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis they do. Not.]] [[TheMasquerade Know about it.]]''

-->--'''ComicBook/NickFury''', ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''

->'''Lief''': In those days, I thought that if we succeeded in our quest we would all live happily ever after. I did not dream the nightmare would go on and on.
-->-- ''Literature/DeltoraQuest''

->'''Anton''': "How come you, with all your vast knowledge, know nothing about the Two-In-One?"
->'''Gessar''': "Have you ever heard of the Granny-In-the-Dust? Or the Little Candle Man? Or the Manure Cabin?
->'''Anton''': "No, I don't believe I have."
->'''Gessar''': "That's a shame. If the Granny hadn't been given water, the world would've ended. If the Candle Man hadn't been put out, the world would've ended. If the right man hadn't entered the Cabin...
->'''Anton''': "... The world would've ended."
->'''Gessar''': "No, but it would've stunk to high heaven."
->'''Anton''': "Point taken, you were busy with other things."

'''Angel:''' Yeah, but I made her do it. (''Spike gives him a disbelieving look'') I signaled her with my eyes.\\

-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "The Girl in Question"

->Oh God, is the world ending? I have to research a paper on Bosnia for tomorrow, but if the world's ending, I'm not gonna bother.
-->-- '''Cordelia''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Helpless"

->'''Giles''': It's the end of the world.\\
'''Buffy, Willow, Xander''': [[OhNoNotAgain Again?]]
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Doomed"

->Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ''ending'', I just assumed that was a big week for you. It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.
-->-- '''Riley''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "A New Man"

-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Gift"

'''Black Lightning:'''...[[MyGodYouAreSerious Oh, it's like that?]]

->I have recently calculated that I have saved every planet in the known universe a minimum of twenty-seven times.
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho and the Curse of Fatal Death''

'''The Doctor:''' ''Safe?!'' No, of course you're not safe. There's about a billion other things out there just waiting to burn your whole world. But, if you want to pretend you're safe just so you can sleep at night, okay - you're safe. But not really.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Day of the Moon"

->''Oh, there it is. Silly old universe. The more I save it, the more it needs saving. It's a treadmill.''
-->-- '''Twelfth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Twice Upon A Time"

->This world looks as dangerous as ever, huh?

-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters"

->''Exalted'' is a game where one of your main antagonists is [[TheGrimReaper Death]], Creator of the Underworld. Except there's several of him, probably six or seven. Oh, and he's got 13 dread henchmen, one of whom was probably [[AlternateSelf you at some point in time.]] Also, {{Hell}} has a personal grudge against you this time. Did I mention Magical America regularly trains and sends {{ninja}}s out for you personally? Ninjas specially trained in ass-kicking? Which, if they won't work, they keep giant [[PoweredArmor robotic suits of armor]] on reserve for. Oh, and the Franchise/{{Transformers}} have united under Omicron, and are invading. The [[Franchise/StarWars Jedi]] have corrupted {{Heaven}} and usurped your rightful place as the Masters of Everything. Your ex-wife just dropped by, and she's a two thousand year old shape-changing man-eating monster now, interested in maybe going on a date next Thursday. Your best friend from your last life and while growing up now seeks to cover all the lands of [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Middle Earth]] in darkness, if he can just find this damn [[RingOfPower ring.]] And your {{God}} has the world's biggest [[FantasticDrug crack habit]], and needs some serious rehab.

->When the battle is over, your work is not done. Your duty is not a destination. It is a journey. Victory is merely a landmark on that road, you will never reach a point where your work is done and you can leave the fighting to others. You will die with the road still to be walked.
-->-- '''Daenyathos''', "The Bullet and the Skull," ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

-> How many times can you rebuild from apocalypse? On Dominaria, we've almost lost count.
-->-- [[{{Golem}} Karn]], ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->You win... BUT YOUR WORLD IS STILL DOOMED!

->"Now, prepare yourself. Hero work is tiring, yes? And endless. The stories repeat, and this is your turn in the cycle. Impending doom, resolute hero, miraculous salvation. Save the world and start again. That is the way of things."

->"Shit...dammit! [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins We saved Ferelden]], and they're angry. [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII We saved Orlais]], and ''they're'' angry! We close the Breach -- twice -- and my own hand wants to kill me! Could one thing in this FUCKING WORLD just stay fixed?!"

-->--'''Vect''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->For some reason, [[SugarApocalypse every other week it was freaking Ragnarok in Ponyland]], with some big baddie trying to enslave the ponies, steal some magical artifact, or wipe everything off the maps so they could just TakeOverTheWorld.
-->-- '''Chad Rocco''', ''WebVideo/FamiliarFaces: Franchise/MyLittlePony Retrospective, Part 1''

->Yesterday,\\

Secure. Contain. Protect.

->It's [[Franchise/TheDCU the DC Universe]], the end of the world isn't even an excuse for getting off work anymore.
-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->Oh, we're doomed! Every year, we're doomed!

-> '''Chase Young:''' You fools! You have just unleashed the greatest evil the world has ever seen!
-> '''Raimundo:''' Huh. Sounds like "end of the world time"... again.

->'''J:''' Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an alien battle cruiser that's about to-\\
'''K:''' There's ''always'' an alien battle cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out life on this miserable little planet. The only way these people get on with their happy lives is ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis they do. Not.]] [[TheMasquerade Know about it.]]''

->'''J:''' Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to-\\
'''K:''' There's ''always'' an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis they do. Not.]] [[TheMasquerade Know about it.]]''

->"Shit...dammit! [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins We save Ferelden]], and they're angry. [[VideoGame/DragonAgeII We save Orlais]], and ''they're'' angry! We close the Breach -- twice -- and my own hand wants to kill me! Could one thing in this FUCKING WORLD just stay fixed?!"
-->-- '''The Inquisitor''', having more than enough of this crap, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

-> '''Chase Young:''' ''You fools! You have just unleashed the greatest evil the world has ever seen!

->'''Luthor:''' Is the world gonna be vaporized?\\
'''Superman''': No, Luthor, it's as it always was: on the brink. With good fighting evil. See you in twenty.
-->-- ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace''

->'''Gessar''': "Have you heard of the Granny-In-the-Dust? Or the Little Candle Man? Or the Manure Cabin?

->'''Gessar''': "Have you heard of the Granny In Dust? Or the Little Candle Man? Or the Manure Cabin?
->'''Anton''': "No, I didn't."
->'''Gessar''': "That's too bad. If the Granny hadn't been given water, the world would've ended. If the Candle Man hadn't been put out, the world would've ended. If the right man hadn't entered the Cabin...