History Quotes / TheUnintelligible

->"Hey! Hey, speak up! I can't hear you over your obnoxious beat! I've listened to this theme song so many times! Like, I doubled down on how many times I listened to this theme song compared to all of the others, and I've never been able to make out all of the lyrics! Except for, you know, [[BrokenRecord this]][[note]]It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack![[/note]]."

-->―Mission Vao, on the Wookiee language, ''VideoGame/StarWarsKnightsOfTheOldRepublic''

-->-- '''[[TheWoobie Beaker]]''', ''TheMuppetShow''

->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcC1WNy22w This]] clip that’s been making the round of Music/IggyAzalea mouth farting into the mic at the Splash Festival in Germany will make you laugh, cry and scream for a priest because bitch sounds possessed... the rillest MC in da game spit out the sounds of a train wreck. Let me try to transcribe the shit-covered word salad that fell of her mouth hole:\\\
'''''TIGER MONKS TIGER MONKS\\
[=FINUH ON DA FIRE MARKS ALKJDLKFJL ADJFLKASJDFLSDAFJDFSD\\
SADFJLADSJFKLADJFKLAD=]\\
[=MASTAH KLJDSSLFJDSLKF XKJLDFJLJ4$ ADKJFLKASDJFLKJADSFKL WEEN AH WEEN AH WEEN AH WEEN LKJSADFLKJADSKFLJLDSFAJ=]\\
[=GIT GIT JALKDSJFLKASDJFLKDSJLFDKSAJ LLLLL POP OP AKJDFLKAJDSFKLJADFSLKADFSJ=]\\
JLKJLKASJFKLASFD!!'''''\\\
I had to stop there, because my ears jumped off of my head and I had to chase them around the room.

'''''[=TIGER MONKS TIGER MONKS FINUH ON DA FIRE MARKS ALKJDLKFJL ADJFLKASJDFLSDAFJDFSD\\
SADFJLADSJFKLADJFKLADF\\
MASTAH KLJDSSLFJDSLKF XKJLDFJLJ4$ ADKJFLKASDJFLKJADSFKL WEEN AH WEEN AH WEEN AH WEEN LKJSADFLKJADSKFLJLDSFAJ\\
GIT GIT JALKDSJFLKASDJFLKDSJLFDKSAJ LLLLL POP OP AKJDFLKAJDSFKLJADFSLKADFSJ\\
JLKJLKASJFKLASFD!!=]''''''\\\

->''"[[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] sometimes talks like a man who is both breast feeding and drowning at the same time."''

->''"Should any of you wish to see this movie, get the DVD. (Oh, and consult a psychiatrist.) Not that there’s much to in the way of extras on this disc. In fact, it’s rather bare boned. ...No, I suggest the DVD because of the one other feature you can’t get on the video. Subtitles. Sure, the film’s in English. But [[StevenSeagal Seagal]] adopts a really lame and mushmouthed ‘Western’ accent here. When combined with his trademark whispery voice, well, half the time you can’t make out what the heck he’s saying. Seriously. However, just hit the Subtitle button on your DVD remote and problem solved. Hmm, now if I could just find a button that [[ObligatoryJoke made the movie less moronic…]]"''

->''"Music/DavidLeeRoth breaks open the crazy with what might be the greatest mashed jumble of words ever committed to tape, which is bookended by two patented David Lee Roth howls...There are a lot of things I don't understand about the world. Chief among them is: Why aren't we all wearing T-shirts with "[=GoddamnitbabyyouknowIain'tlyin'toyaI'monlygon'tellyouonetimeAhhhyaaaa!=]" on them?"''

-->-- '''[[{{Futurama}} Leela]],''' telling a story to kids.

->''[[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] sometimes talks like a man who is both breast feeding and drowning at the same time.''

->''"/Music/DavidLeeRoth breaks open the crazy with what might be the greatest mashed jumble of words ever committed to tape, which is bookended by two patented David Lee Roth howls...There are a lot of things I don't understand about the world. Chief among them is: Why aren't we all wearing T-shirts with "[=GoddamnitbabyyouknowIain'tlyin'toyaI'monlygon'tellyouonetimeAhhhyaaaa!=]" on them?"''

->''"David Lee Roth breaks open the crazy with what might be the greatest mashed jumble of words ever committed to tape, which is bookended by two patented David Lee Roth howls...There are a lot of things I don't understand about the world. Chief among them is: Why aren't we all wearing T-shirts with "[=GoddamnitbabyyouknowIain'tlyin'toyaI'monlygon'tellyouonetimeAhhhyaaaa!=]" on them?"''

->''"David Lee Roth breaks open the crazy with what might be the greatest mashed jumble of words ever committed to tape, which is bookended by two patented David Lee Roth howls...There are a lot of things I don't understand about the world. Chief among them is: Why aren't we all wearing T-shirts with "GoddamnitbabyyouknowIain'tlyin'toyaI'monlygon'tellyouonetimeAhhhyaaaa!" on them?"''

->''Hey, it's Garbly! Everyone loves him because they can't understand him!''
-->-- '''[[{{Futurama}} Leela]],''' telling a story to kids.

->''I don't understand you''\\
''I just don't understand you''\\
''I don't understand the things you say''\\
''I can't understand a single word...''
-->--'''Music/TheyMightBeGiants''', Fingertips (I Don't Understand You)

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' regarding the Wookies talking in ''TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

-->-- '''[[{{Retsupurae}} General Ironicus]]'''

-->-- '''WeirdAlYankovic''', "Smells Like Nirvana"

-->-- ''{{House of Mouse}}'', "Mickey's April Fools"

-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''' regarding the Wookies talking in ''TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

->'''Mortimer'': ''(urgently)'' YES, YES?

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''' regarding the Wookies talking in ''TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

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->''How about some SUBTITLES you JERKS?! It's bad enough we have to listen to these guys, but we can't even understand what they're saying!''
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''' regarding the Wookies talking in ''TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

-->'''WeirdAlYankovic''', "Smells Like Nirvana"

--> [[TheWoobie Beaker]], "TheMuppetShow"

--> '''Woodstock''', "{{Peanuts}}"

->'''Mickey:''' ''(pretending he's dying)'' Tell Donald... Tell Donald....
->'''Mortimer:'' ''(urgently)'' YES, YES?
->'''Mickey:''' I never understood a word he... said.
--> ''Mickey's April Fools'' from HouseOfMouse

-> He could be ''so'' frustrated right now and all I'd know is that he used to be Charlie Brown's English teacher.
-->'''[[{{Retsupurae}} General Ironicus]]'''

->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' How about some SUBTITLES you JERKS?! It's bad enough we have to listen to these guys, but we can't even understand what they're saying!
--> ''TheNostalgiaCritic'' regarding the Wookies talking in TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial

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->''It's hard to [[SpeakingSimlish bargle nawdle zouss]] (?)''

->Mickey(pretending he's dying): Tell Donald...Tell Donald....
->Mortimer(urgently): YES, YES?
->Mickey: I never understood a word he- said."
--> ''Mickey's April Fools'' from {{HouseOfMouse}}