History Quotes / TheComputerIsAcheatingBastard

->"You know how in most {{FPS}}s you're some sort of hybrid of man and refrigerator who can take the entire munitions dump to the face while the enemy all have armor made of whip cream and skulls made of cake? Well it seems going into this game everyone got their character sheets mixed up: The player can't survive more than a measly handfuls of bullet ripping though their flesh while the armored enemies can take so many rounds to the torso you'd think there'd be nothing left but a spinal column and the Corn Flakes they had fro breakfast. They can spot you in pitch darkness even with your flashlight off, and they can shoot you from Neverland because their guns have magic accuracy that evaporates the instant ''you'' get your hands on them. I had to press quicksave more often than the fire button, and this was on Medium difficulty. I'd dread to this what the ''hardest'' difficulty is like. They probably give you a water pistol and replace all the enemies with fire-breathing golden lions."

You wanna know how I feel now? I'm fucking enraged! You don't just change the rules like that! This is shit-sauce!"''\\
-- '''James "WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd" Rolfe''' on ''VideoGame/LittleRedHood''

->''"You wanna know how I feel now? I'm fucking enraged! You don't just change the rules like that! This is shit-sauce!"''\\

-->''{{ReBoot}}'', computer characters abusing the trope, again.

-- '''James "WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd" Rolfe''' on ''Little Red Hood''

-->-- ''Film/{{The Thing}}''

-->'''{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Pokémon Crystal]] - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRjNVsWzzoc Part 3]]''

->''"Don't you know? 'CC' in Mario Kart refers to 'Cheating Capacity'. On 50cc, they have a much lower cheating capacity than on 150cc, where everyone but you is hacking to go max speed all the time."

->''"I swear that these games were programmed by The Joker."''\\

->''"Don't you know? 'CC' in ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' refers to 'Cheating Capacity'. On 50cc, they have a much lower cheating capacity than on 150cc, where everyone ''but'' you is Hacking to go max speed all the time."''
-->--'''Post on VGF''' on the cheatsy AI in ''VideoGame/MarioKart''. This isn't an exaggeration.

-->--'''Post on VGF''' on the cheatsy AI in ''VideoGame/MarioKart''. This is [[{{Understatement}} the exact opposite of exaggeration]].

-- '''James "WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd" Rolfe''' on ''Little Red Hood''

-- '''James "WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd" Rolfe''' on ''{{Batman}}: Return of the Joker''

-- '''James "TheAngryVideoGameNerd" Rolfe''' on ''Little Red Hood''

-- '''James "TheAngryVideoGameNerd" Rolfe''' on ''{{Batman}}: Return of the Joker''

-->--'''Post on VGF''' on the cheatsy AI in ''VideoGame/MarioKart''.

-->'''{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''LetsPlay [[{{ptitleh2xwpnnp}} Pokémon Crystal]] - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRjNVsWzzoc Part 3]]''

->'''Matrix''': Oh, Right...

-->-- [[http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=0&cId=3179548 Jeremy Parish]] on Seth from ''StreetFighterIV''

-->-- {{The Thing}}

->''"Don't you know? 'CC' in ''MarioKart'' refers to 'Cheating Capacity'. On 50cc, they have a much lower cheating capacity than on 150cc, where everyone ''but'' you is Hacking to go max speed all the time."''
-->--'''Post on VGF''' on the cheatsy AI in ''MarioKart''.

->''"Cheatin' bitch."'' *pours drink into the computer to break it*
--> '''Kurt Russel,'' ''TheThing''

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--'''Post on VGF''' on the cheatsy AI in ''MarioKart''.