History Quotes / TheCaligula

-->-- '''Tyrion Lannister''', ''GameOfThrones''

-->''''Earl of Lemongrab''', ''AdventureTime''

-->-- ''TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

->"Pol Pot declared that if '''every''' Cambodian soldier killed '''30''' Vietnamese, the Khmer Rouge could win the war."
->http://www-cgi.cnn.com/ASIANOW/time/asia/magazine/1999/990823/pol_pot1.html

->"Pol Pot declared that if '''every''' Cambodian soldier killed ->'''30''' Vietnamese, the Khmer Rouge could win the war."
http://www-cgi.cnn.com/ASIANOW/time/asia/magazine/1999/990823/pol_pot1.html

->"Pol Pot declared that if '''every''' Cambodian soldier killed '''30''' Vietnamese, the Khmer Rouge could win the war."

->''Caligula:'' Show them our booty! Show them the plunder we gathered from old Neptune! (Four soldiers quickly empty two trunks of their contents; thousands of ''''dry seashells'''' spill out onto the floor.)

''Senator:'' Seashells?!
''Caligula:'' (chuckling to himself with delight) Yes! Spoils of the sea; loot from old Neptune! Hee-hee! He'll not take me on again in a hurry..."

->''Caligula:'' Show them our booty! Show them the plunder we gathered from old Neptune!
(Four soldiers quickly empty two trunks of their contents; thousands of dry seashells spill out onto the floor.)

-->-- ''GameOfThrones''

-''">Take care, lest your protests grow tiresome. I have asked for so little! Anyone would think that I have asked you to sacrifice yourselves and all your family! And yet, in [[GodOfEvil Slaanesh's]] boundless and pleasing mercy, I have asked only for your daughters. Surely you would not deny me my small enjoyments?"''

->Let them hate me, so long as they fear me!

->If only the Roman people had but one throat so I might slit it!
-->-- Another one attributed to '''Caligula'''

->I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.

->Take care, lest your protests grow tiresome. I have asked for so little! Anyone would think that I have asked you to sacrifice yourselves and all your family! And yet, in [[GodOfEvil Slaanesh's]] boundless and pleasing mercy, I have asked only for your daughters. Surely you would not deny me my small enjoyments?

->[[IfICantHaveYou Those who do not love me do not deserve to live.]]

->One of the many questions which it is the function of the early empire to answer is, "Just how silly can the emperor be without causing the empire to collapse?" The answer, in every case, is "Very silly indeed."

->People of Isla, first order of buisness is changing the name of this country. It's now called Bananarama and the national anthem is Venus. Now dance!
-->-- Roger as General Juanito Pequeño, ''AmericanDad''

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-->-- ''Main/{{Caligula}}'' (1979)

-->-- '''Caligula''', attributed

-->-- ''{{Main/Caligula}}'' (1979)

-->-- '''Tyrell, Renegade Lord of Arden IX''', ''{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->'''Sheogorath:''' You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally-insane Pelagius. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? (''giggles'') Grow old?

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-> "I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God."

-> Take care, lest your protests grow tiresome. I have asked for so little! Anyone would think that I have asked you to sacrifice yourselves and all your family! And yet, in Slaanesh's boundless and pleasing mercy, I have asked only for your daughters. Surely you would not deny me my small enjoyments?
-->-- ''Tyrell, Renegade Lord of Arden IX'', {{Warhammer 40000}}

-> "Those [[TheEmpire Empire]] jerks ruined everything for [[VillainProtagonist Caim]]. They massacred his family, destroyed his kingdom, screwed over his shot at royalty. I wonder how things would have turned out differently if the Empire wasn't around and [[AxCrazy Caim]] went on to be king."
-> [''Shows a picture of Vlad the Impaler'']
-> "Actually, you know maybe it's best not to think about that..."
-->-- '''TheDarkId''', LetsPlay ''{{Drakengard}}'', ''[[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Drakengard/Update%2006/index.html Part Six: In Which Inuart Is A Fuckstick]]''

-> "Let them hate me, so long as they fear me!"
-->-- ''Saying attributed to the original Caligula''

-> "If only the Roman people had but one throat so I might slit it!"
-->-- ''Another quote attributed to Caligula''

-> [[IfICantHaveYou "Those who do not love me do not deserve to live."]]
-->-- Muammar Gaddafi

-> "One of the many questions which it is the function of the early empire to answer is, 'Just how silly can the emperor be without causing the empire to collapse?' The answer, in every case, is 'Very silly indeed.'"
-->-- John J. Reilly

-->-- '''TheDarkId''', [=~Let's Play~=] ''{{Drakengard}}'', ''[[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Drakengard/Update%2006/index.html Part Six: In Which Inuart Is A Fuckstick]]''

-> "Those who do not love me do not deserve to live."

-->-- '''[[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Drakengard/Update%2006/index.html The Dark Id]]''', [=~Let's Play~=] ''{{Drakengard}}''

-->-- ''Caligula'' (1979)