History Quotes / TankGoodness

Waiting for the axis to march into the trap\\

No, I'm [[IncrediblyLamePun Terran... Up the Night!]]

-->-- '''Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov''', ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Reddawn]]

-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->'''[[UsefulNotes/NazisWithGnarlyWeapons StuG]]:''' Shall we [[CarFu crush them]]? Or [[HandCannon shoot them?]]\\
'''[[UsefulNotes/NazisWithGnarlyWeapons Panther]]:''' [[InfinityMinusOneSword Pride of the fatherland!]]\\
'''[[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks Pershing]]:''' [[LightningBruiser Like a steel ghost...]]

-->-- '''Marine''', ''VideoGame/{{Halo 3}}''

->'''[[NazisWithGnarlyWeapons StuG]]:''' Shall we [[CarFu crush them]]? Or [[HandCannon shoot them?]]\\
'''[[NazisWithGnarlyWeapons Panther]]:''' [[InfinityMinusOneSword Pride of the fatherland!]]\\
'''[[YanksWithTanks Pershing]]:''' [[LightningBruiser Like a steel ghost...]]

->''In No Man's Land one early morn at sixty in the shade\\
From out the British lines there came the famous Tank Brigade\\
The Huns began to strafe 'em, couldn't make it out at all\\
Especially when the tanks began the Caterpillar crawl."''

-->''And the tanks went on, and they strolled along with an independent air\\
And their guns began to blare, and the Huns began to swear\\
For they pulled the trees up by the roots, and they made the Huns look like galoots\\
Did the tanks that broke the ranks out in Picardy.''
-->-'''"The Tanks That Broke the Ranks Out in Picardy"''', a 1916 British propaganda song, sung to the tune of "The Man Who Broke the Bank of Monte Carlo".

->''"For the Red Army, the T-34 was a war-winner. It represents for the Russians I think achievement, self-sacrifice, heroism, diligence: all the qualities which they called forth from themselves in order to win this war."''
-->--'''Prof. John Erickson'''

->"''For four years Adolf Hitler's panzers have reigned supreme over the battlefields of Europe. But in the T-34 tank, they finally meet their match.''"
-->--'''Creator/SeanBean''', ''Decisive Weapons: Queen of Tanks''

->"''Yea verily, though [[AsTheGoodBookSays I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil,]] for I am driving a house-sized mass of '''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck you.]]'''''"

->"''From the north, riding a wave of billowing dust, they came on, belching thunderbolts that shattered the sky and the smoke and the eardrums of the cheering men at the wall. They were beasts, but more than that: a massive, rolling river of dust and steel and chobam and engine oil and escaping fumes and whirling fusion generators that scarred the land with their passing. They were inexorable, their weapons thundering, their engines roaring, and thei hides impenetrable.''"
-->--''Fanfic/TiberiumWars''

->"''[[BadassBoast Unrivalled]]''"
-->--'''Mammoth Tank''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberiumWars''

->Tanks! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Build! More! TANKS!]]
-->--'''General Kwai''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerGenerals: Zero Hour''

->Rage will only get you so far, General. Now, rage and a column of tanks - ''that'' will get you somewhere.
-->--'''[[TheBaroness General Leang]]''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerGenerals: Zero Hour''

->What I can not defeat with words, I will crush with the tanks of the Imperial Guard.
-->-- '''Lord Solar Macharius''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->Tanks come in two forms: the dangerous, deadly kind and the "liberating" kind.
-->-- '''Robert Fisk''', British journalist commenting on RealLife wars

->'''T''' is for Tank, and '''T''' is for Terror,\\
and '''K''' is the '''K''' for Killing In Error...
-->-- '''Leona Ozaki''', ''Anime/DominionTankPolice'', sung while washing Bonaparte.

->T is for Tanker, A is for tanker, N is for Tanker, K is for Tanker, E is for Tanker, R is for Tanker. Tankers can't Spell! But Tankers Can Kill!
-->-- US Army Armor Running Cadence

->This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewin', dee-vine intervention!
-->-- '''Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson''', Franchise/{{Halo}}, about the [=M808B=] Scorpion Tank.

->Your foe is well-equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours.
-->-- '''Colonel Joachim Pfeiff''', 14th Krieg Panzer Regiment, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->Well, I'm a convict\\

-->-- '''Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftain''', [[StarCraft Terran Up The Night]]

-->-- '''{{Sabaton}}''', Ghost Division

->The man in the tank will win.
-->-- '''[[BadassIsraeli Israel Tal]]'''

->'''[[NazisWithGnarlyWeapons StuG]]:''' Shall we [[CarFu crush them]]? Or [[HandCannon shoot them?]]
->'''[[NazisWithGnarlyWeapons Panther]]:''' [[InfinityMinusOneSword Pride of the fatherland!]]
->'''[[YanksWithTanks Pershing]]:''' [[LightningBruiser Like a steel ghost...]]
-->-- ''CompanyOfHeroes''.

-->-- '''{{Sabaton}}''', "Panzer Battalion"

->There's no reason to build any troops, really. Tanks don't move any slower, they just take longer to build and, well, they're ''fucking tanks''!
-->-- '''Creator/{{Yahtzee}}''' in his review of ''VideoGame/HaloWars''

->Tank beats Ghost. Tank beats [[DemonicSpiders Hunter]]. Tank beats '''everything'''! Oh, man, I could do this all day!

->The best weapon against a tank is another tank. Therefore, tanks are always busy fighting each other and have little time to fight the war.
-->-- '''Murphy's Laws of Combat'''

->'''Simmons''': Surrender! You're outnumbered!
->'''Church''': Bullshit, dude, I got a tank! People with tanks are never outnumbered!
->'''Simmons''': Also, it's your turn to-
->'''Church''': Sheila, shut them up.
->'''Sheila the Tank:''' Firing main cannon! *BOOM*
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->Ready to unleash [[MoreDakka eleven barrels of hell]]!
-->-- '''Baneblade commander''', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar''

->Tell the men the cavalry has arrived!
->Ready to win the war, sir!
-->-- '''Leman Russ commander''', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar''

->Life is Panzer, Panzer is life!
-->-- '''Yukari Akiyama''', ''Anime/GirlsUndPanzer''

->The good news is that with our supply lines up and running we're able to send you the most powerful vehicles we have: Mammoth Tanks. Dare I say this mission might actually be fun?
-->-- '''[[MissionControl Lieutenant Kirce James]]''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberiumWars''

->'''Kinzie:''' Oh no, don't you dare! I don't want that thing anywhere near my computer!\\
'''The Boss:''' Ok, ok...[[BlatantLies we won't use the tank.]]\\
'''Pierce:''' Really?\\
'''The Boss:''' Fuck no, we're getting our tank on!
-->-- ''SaintsRowTheThird''

->Praise the Machine God, for he has given us tanks in plenty.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

-->--'''SeanBean''', ''Decisive Weapons: Queen of Tanks''

-->-- ''RedVsBlue''

-->-- '''Leona Ozaki''', ''DominionTankPolice'', sung while washing Bonaparte.

-->-- '''Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson''', {{Halo}}, about the [=M808B=] Scorpion Tank.

-->-- '''Marine''', ''{{Halo 3}}''