History Quotes / SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

-->--''Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi'', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie2TheSecondPart'', ''"Not Evil"''

-->--''Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi'', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMoviePart2'', ''"Not Evil"''

'''Stan:''' Oh, I, uh, filed something wrong. I certainly wasn't because I killed the secretary of defense.

-->--'''WebVideo/{{Gigguk}}''' over the parallels between [[Manga/MyDressUpDarling Marin Kitagawa]] and Sydsnap, his real-life fiancée

->H-hey young miss! I'm not a suspicious person! I'm not going to kidnap and eat you!

->This is not a {{hentai}}. [[DistinctionWithoutADifference It's a marital aid text printed in the manga style.]]

->I'm sorry, Mr. Kretch. I just had a long night... a very long night doing normal teenage Earth girl things. Yes!

->Welcome to the Duelist Kingdom. Let me assure you that this tournament is 100% genuine, and is not in any way an elaborate ruse thrown together at the last minute so that I can get my hands on an ancient Egyptian artefact.

->''"As interesting as I'm sure your conversation is," Ritsuko interrupted in typical adult annoyance which had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she couldn't understand them, "can we please get back to business?"''

->Some guy was talking to me - Not an elephant in the sky, a guy on the ground.

->I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. No other reason.

->I'm 'rainy little cloud\\
And not at all a bear!

->I swear that everything I tell you is not made up!

->Long live our brave Carabas!\\

And he’s not a tormentor at all...

->[[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong And then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest]] - [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain but I'm not an alien!]]

->If I were a girl... AND I AM... I'd watch my step.

->No! You couldn't have recognized me. I used a disguise that time.

-->-- '''Kirsty Dean''', ''I Hate Fridays'' omnibus

->A silly rumor, really. It has to do with viral contamination of lubricants at Bearing Works Twenty-three. Ah, excuse me -- I mean with the ''non''contamination of lubricants at... Never mind. It is totally without foundation, the Health Center informs us. And there is no cause for alarm. It is absolutely not true that it causes impotency among males-- Correction. There is no contamination -- but if there were, it would not affect the potency of males.

->We didn't receive any messages, and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon!

->This is an emergency! Control must be believed and obeyed! No-one in the colony believes in Macra! There is no such thing as Macra! Macra do not exist! There are no Macra!

->If this were some random person you hooked up with at a Diamondbacks game in the parking lot behind the porta-potties - not based on a real example - I would say keep mulling.

->It is all dark. Some people are afraid of the dark. Isn't that silly? Oh, it's silly. Some people think that just because it is dark, there are scary... things around! Spooky things... sneaking around in the dark. But there... there... there are not, y'know, there are not... There are not... There ''are not!'' ...Maybe I'd better turn on the light and show you!

->"Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Just to say there is absolutely nothing to worry about."\\

"Or to look out of the windows."

->"Good evening, everybody. We are the Umbilical Brothers, and '''not''' superintelligent alien dinosaurs. We do not intend to replace the Umbilical Brothers using their own DNA. We do not intend to replace the front row of the audience using the Umbilical Brothers' DNA."\\

"No, we don't. Shh!"

->I made the zombies! I was never as good as my totally-not-made-up brother Zed, and we're totally different people!

->Hey, you're doing great! Most people don't last this long! I mean... y'know. [[ReleasedToElsewhere They usually move on to other things by now]]. [[VerbalBackspace I'm not implying that they died. That's not what I meant.]]

->Despite the temporary horror you may experience, this is a completely controlled environment, and you aren't in any real danger. [--[[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for real danger.]]--]

->I'm not doing anything suspicious... really.

->Don't look, now! I'm not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.

->[[AC:The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the [[CompanionCube Weighted Companion Cube]] will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. [[ParanoiaFuel In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice]].]]

->N-O-M-A-F-I-A, oh baby!\\

Just you and me and Ted. E. Bear!
-->-- [[LegitimateBusinessmensSocialClub Ted. E. Bear's Mafia-Free Playland and Casino]] theme song, ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice''

->I'm going to trust you to keep a secret. If you do not keep this secret, you will, in short order, be exiled from TheIlluminati, lose everything you hold dear, find yourself convicted of murder and locked up for life... ''[[BadassBoast And then I'll]] '''[[BadassBoast really]]''' [[BadassBoast come after you]].'' [[MoodWhiplash This, by the way, should in no way be construed as a threat]].

->So you really want to know, eh? All right, fine, Jeane is... a very nice young lady, with absolutely no mind-boggling secrets to hide. None whatsoever. Moving on...

->ADVENT officials revealed that today's maneuver by local peacekeepers was a planned exercise. Citizens should not be alarmed. All weapon fire and wounds were simulated to better train ADVENT forces.\\

Reports of armed engagements today between peacekeepers and XCOM dissidents were deemed false by ADVENT's [[MouthOfSauron Speaker.]] Citizens are encouraged to avoid the area until the investigation is completed.
-->-- [[VichyEarth ADVENT]] Propaganda Announcer following successful missions, ''VideoGame/XCOM2''

-> My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
-->-- [[https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/403359911481839617 Mike Ginn]]

->It's no secret by now that ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' has produced a [[RuleThirtyFour veritable metric cum-lake of pornographic material]], none of which I have ever wanked over and I am definitely telling the truth when I say that.

->These are the words of a guy who knows what the wrong answer is, just not necessarily the right one. "I want you back girl, cause I miss your... not your body." Hey [[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]], where were you the night of the murder? "Why, I remember I was definitely at 'not at the victim's house between 12:45 and 1:30 then driving to the river to dispose of the murder weapon."

->hey come check out our cool bunker, guys. I promise there's no crazy wormhole thing under our base continuously killing us

'''[[LetsPlay/HatFilms Ross]]''': [[ImplausibleDeniability No I'm not! I'm not trying to make you]] '''[[BattleCry EAT SHIT]]''' [[ImplausibleDeniability at all!]]

->...Assuming it doesn't make you clip into an inexplicably hovering ore deposit that's ''totally meant to do that and not a bug, no REALLY!''

-> ''"The other anime move is the [[IaijutsuPractitioner Foresight]] [[CounterAttack Slash]], a stance that counters any attack that comes your way, and because I'm so good at Monster Hunter, I don't feel the need to show you all the footage of the myriad of times I was able to pull it off. Because I totally did pull it off every time I used it, STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS"''
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o119VSWNF9s&list=PLDnRMnDDjAzK3uOpcNSowUGVx4OBpsgya&index=2 A Crap Guide to Monster Hunter World - The Long Sword]]''

-->-- ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'', Episode 61: "BRINY DEPTHS"

->This awful cold. It's so horrible... so painful... and so very, very real.

-->-- '''Princes''', ''WesternAnimation/LittlePrinces'', "I Want to Play Football"

-->-- ''Series/WhatWeDoInTheShadows''

->'''Fireman 1''': [snaps photo of [[MissFanservice Jackie]]] Ohhoho yeahh...\\

->'''Miyoshi:''' You like her, don't you?
->'''Ichinose:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] O-o-o-of course not! She barely even looks like a girl!
->But, I mean, what if she fell for me? That would mean I'm cooler than her, y'know?
->I guess I could go out with her if she asked. She's not bad looking, and she's nice, and cute...
->So anyway, [[BlatantLies I don't like her at all]].

-->-- Hentai doujin based on ''{{Manga/Moyashimon}}''

->'''Shinji:''' Did you see anything?\\
'''Misato:''' No, I didn't see anyone.

-->-- '''The marionettes''', ''The Adventures of Buratino''

->They say that the more specific a denial is, the more likely it is that the accusations are true.

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'', "Boogey-Mania"

-->'''Miyoshi:''' You like her, don't you?
-->'''Ichinose:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] O-o-o-of course not! She barely even looks like a girl!
-->But, I mean, what if she fell for me? That would mean I'm cooler than her, y'know?
-->I guess I could go out with her if she asked. She's not bad looking, and she's nice, and cute...
-->So anyway, [[BlatantLies I don't like her at all]].

->Quackity from Las Nevadas, I just want to emphasize, I ''definitely'' am not [[SlimeGirl a piece of goo]] that has crawled to the surface over [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld hundreds of years]], disguising myself ''as'' a person.

-->'''LetsPlay/{{Slimecicle}}''', ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''

-> ''"The other anime move is the [[IajitsuPractitioner Foresight]] [[CounterAttack Slash]], a stance that counters any attack that comes your way, and because I'm so good at Monster Hunter, I don't feel the need to show you all the footage of the myriad of times I was able to pull it off. Because I totally did pull it off every time I used it, STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS!"''

-> ''"The other anime move is the [[IajutsuPractitioner Foresight]] [[CounterAttack Slash]], a stance that counters any attack that comes your way, and because I'm so good at Monster Hunter, I don't feel the need to show you all the footage of the myriad of times I was able to pull it off. Because I totally did pull it off every time I used it, STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS!"''

->'''Stuart:''' Freddie's scared he's never going to work again. There, how does that feel?\\
'''Freddie:''' I never said such a thing, ''and you swore you'd never mention it!''
-->-- ''Series/{{Vicious}}''

->I swear that everything I tell you is not made up!