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[[folder: Anime and Manga]]

->This is not a {{hentai}}. [[DistinctionWithoutADifference It's a marital aid text printed in the manga style.]]
-->-- ''Manga/FutariEcchi''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Comic Books]]

->'''Worker:''' [[ConstructionCatcalls Tight-looking piece, eh?]]\\
(''Workers are looking up the girl's skirt for two panels while she talks to an old lady. The girl finally notices'')\\
'''Miriam:''' ''Hey! What's going on?''\\
'''Worker:''' Just taking a break, ma'am! These boxes are heavy. I wasn't admiring the view or nothin'! Hahaha!
-->-- ''Fansadox'' #191, "Mad Justice"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Fan Works]]

->''I don't want to have to factor that into the healing process or the brain scans. I'll leave that until they're done. But I definitely need to up her dose. Can't have Rei waking up one day and deciding she wants to start doing her own thinking. Little dolls don't need to think.''\\
She carefully didn't think about little dolls taking a certain Commander's attention away from her. That had nothing to do with it at all. She was no petty, insecure woman scrabbling for any advantage to get ahead, no.
-->-- ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', chapter 8

->'''Sawaki''': (''after being sucked by a girl and a transvestite'') You got it wrong! Mutou-san, you got it all wrong! It's a misunderstanding! I'm completely normal!\\
'''Mutou:''' I didn't see anything! Me, Aoi Mutou, naturally didn't see anything with these eyes!\\
'''Sawaki:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Don't just lie to me!]]
-->-- Hentai doujin based on ''{{Manga/Moyashimon}}''

->'''Shinji:''' Did you see anything?\\
'''Misato:''' No, I didn't see anyone.
-->-- ''Manga/ReTake''

->'''Asuka:''' What did you see?!\\
'''Shinji:''' Nothing! [...] I didn't see you playing with your dolls!
-->-- ''Fanfic/SOE2LoneHeirOfKrypton'', chapter 7 {{omake}}

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[[folder: Film - Live-Action]]

->AUTHOR'S NOTE: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.\\
Especially you, Jenny Beckman.\\
Bitch.
-->-- Opening subtitle, ''Film/FiveHundredDaysOfSummer''

->M.U.T.O. ASSURES ALL PERSONNEL, THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY IN OUR ORGANIZATION.
-->-- ''Film/{{Godzilla 2014}}'' M.U.T.O. Research website

->'''Kro-Bar:''' Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes?\\
'''Fleming:''' See? See?\\
'''Lattis:''' You should not have said "Earth jokes." Don't you see how that gave us away?
-->-- ''Film/TheLostSkeletonOfCadavra''

->'''Mr. Bignose''': One more time, mate, and I'll take you to fucking cleaners!\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': Language! And don't pick your nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': ... I wasn't gonna pick my nose, I'm gonna thump him!
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''

->[[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong And then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest]] - [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain but I'm not an alien!]]
-->-- '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Tom Servo]]''' mocking the [[HughMann obviously alien]] Exeter in ''Film/ThisIslandEarth''

->If I were a girl... AND I AM... I'd watch my step.
-->-- '''Jerry aka "[[DisguisedInDrag Daphne]]"''', ''Film/SomeLikeItHot''

->'''Colonel Sandurz:''' (''opens door'') Lord Helmet!\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' (''quickly hides dolls'') WHAT!?\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' You're needed on the bridge, sir!\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' KNOCK ON MY DOOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME!\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' Yes, sir!\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ...Did you see anything!?\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' GOOD!
-->-- ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''

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[[folder: Literature]]

->'''Rincewind:''' But there's something you must do. You know this rumor about the army of invisible vampire ghosts that's headed this way?\\
'''Disembowel-Meself-Honorably Dibhala:''' Yes?\\
'''Rincewind:''' The one about there being millions of them? And very hungry on account of not having eaten by the way? And made specially fierce by the Great Wizard?\\
'''DMH Dibhala:''' Um... yes?\\
'''Rincewind:''' [[InvokedTrope Well, it's]] ''[[InvokedTrope not true.]]'' [...] So make sure you tell people there's no truth to this rumor, will you? Set their minds at rest.\\
'''DMH Dibhala:''' Good idea. Er. These invisible vampire ghosts... Do they carry money of any sort?\\
'''Rincewind:''' No. Because they don't exist.\\
'''DMH Dibhala:''' Ah, yes. I forgot.\\
'''Rincewind:''' And there are not 2,300,009 of them.\\
'''DMH Dibhala:''' Not 2,300,009 of them...\\
'''Rincewind:''' Absolutely not. There are ''not'' 2,300,009 of them, no matter what anyone says. Nor has the Great Wizard made them twice as big as normal. Good man. Now I'd better be off-
-->-- ''Discworld/InterestingTimes''

->'''Moist Von Lipwig:''' [[TheIgor Igor? You have an Igor?]]\\
'''Hubert Turvy:''' Oh, yes. That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!\\
'''Moist:''' Ha ha.\\
'''[[MadScientist Hubert]]:''' Ha hah hah! [[EvilLaugh Hahahahahaha]]!! ''[[EvilLaugh Ahahahahahahhhhh]]!!!!!''
-->-- ''Discworld/MakingMoney''

->No! You couldn't have recognized me. I used a disguise that time.
-->-- '''Old Man''', ''Literature/DragonQueen''

->I don't care if Ewald Jackson is from Adelaide, wherever that is. It doesn't impress me at all, and Bridgette's not impressed either, and she only spoke to him to be polite. Anyway, he was only congratulating her on winning first prize with her bark picture. Bark pictures aren't really art so it doesn't matter about Bridgette winning and not me because we weren't in the same category.
-->-- '''Kirsty Dean''', ''I Hate Fridays'' omnibus

->'''Bear:''' Have you seen my hat? \\
'''Rabbit:''' (''while wearing that very hat'') No. Why are you asking me. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any hats anywhere. I would not steal a hat. Don't ask me any more questions.
-->-- ''Literature/IWantMyHatBack''

->A silly rumor, really. It has to do with viral contamination of lubricants at Bearing Works Twenty-three. Ah, excuse me -- I mean with the ''non''contamination of lubricants at... Never mind. It is totally without foundation, the Health Center informs us. And there is no cause for alarm. It is absolutely not true that it causes impotency among males-- Correction. There is no contamination -- but if there were, it would not affect the potency of males.
-->-- '''Ida''', ''{{Literature/Sten}}''

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[[folder: Live-Action TV]]

->So there's absolutely no reason to be suspicious!
-->-- '''Barney Fife''', ''Series/TheAndyGriffithShow''

->(''Brooke terribly denies [[ItMakesSenseInContext stealing Austin's shoes before he was about to perform]]'')
->'''Austin:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why do I get the feeling that's exactly what you did?]]
-->-- ''Series/AustinAndAlly''

->'''Cute woman:''' Hello! \\
'''Stuart:''' (''[[CannotTalkToWomen silent and uncomfortable, unable to talk, but he likes her a lot]]'') \\
'''Cute woman:''' It's a great party!\\
'''Stuart:''' Thank you.\\
'''Cute woman:''' The monsters' food, they're really fun.\\
'''Stuart:''' Yes, thank you. I like to think of fun things like that. Because I'm ''fun''. I'm not clinically depressed at all.
-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Holographic Excitation"

->'''Jake:''' So I smashed through the window, feet first, there's glass everywhere, and I say "Hey there. Sorry for droppin' in."\\
(''Gina and Rosa chuckle in appreciation'')\\
'''Jake:''' [[BlatantLies And the best part is there was nothing on my cheek.]]\\
'''Amy:''' [[PullTheThread That's a weird detail to throw in there.]]\\
'''Jake:''' ''[[LameComeback You're]]'' [[LameComeback a weird detail to throw in there.]]
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->MAYHEM CAUSED, MONSTERS CERTAINLY NOT INVOLVED
-->-- A newspaper headline from ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->This is an emergency! Control must be believed and obeyed! No-one in the colony believes in Macra! There is no such thing as Macra! Macra do not exist! There are no Macra!
-->-- [[spoiler:Macra speaking as]] '''The Controller''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Macra Terror"

->'''Eleanor:''' Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.\\
'''Chidi:''' Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace''

->'''Doctor:''' This is not a KangarooCourt.\\
'''Patrick:''' Did I say it was? [[LampshadeHanging Interesting that you'd deny an unmade accusation.]]
-->-- ''Series/TheMentalist''

->'''Stuart:''' Freddie's scared he's never going to work again. There, how does that feel?\\
'''Freddie:''' I never said such a thing, ''and you swore you'd never mention it!''
-->-- ''Series/{{Vicious}}''

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[[folder: Radio]]

->"Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Just to say there is absolutely nothing to worry about."\\
"Hello. Captain Crieff here again. Still no need to panic. I repeat, there is ''no need'' to panic."\\
"Or to look out of the windows."
-->-- '''Captain Martin Crieff''', ''Radio/CabinPressure'', "Douz"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Stand-Up Comedy]]

->"Good evening, everybody. We are the Umbilical Brothers, and '''not''' superintelligent alien dinosaurs. We do not intend to replace the Umbilical Brothers using their own DNA. We do not intend to replace the front row of the audience using the Umbilical Brothers' DNA."\\
"Yes, we do."\\
"No, we don't. Shh!"
-->-- '''Creator/TheUmbilicalBrothers''', ''Speedmouse''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Video Games]]

->I made the zombies! I was never as good as my totally not made up brother Zed, and we're totally different people!
-->-- '''Dr. Ned''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}'', approximately every other sentence

->Hey, you're doing great! Most people don't last this long! I mean... y'know. [[ReleasedToElsewhere They usually move on to other things by now]]. [[VerbalBackspace I'm not implying that they died. That's not what I meant.]]
-->-- '''Phone Guy''', ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''

->'''[[PlayerCharacter Jedi Exile]]:''' Are you responsible for this?\\
'''HK-50:''' [[IDoNotSpeakNonVerbal Defensive Answer]]: Master, I am a protocol droid, not a well-crafted assassination droid of unrivaled sophistication. To have carried out the actions that took place here would have required an unusual set of skills. It is highly unlikely I possess the knowledge of how to reprogram the memory cores of base-worker class droids into killing machines, let alone to terminate the organics at this facility, utilizing only Aratech 500 series laser mining drills and explosives fashioned from proton missile cores!
-->-- ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords''

->This man is no different from any other. He has many witnesses who swear to this fact through torture and pain of death. Look elsewhere for a man of any note.
-->-- Description of an agent with the [[MurderInc Guildmaster of Assassins]] title, ''VideoGame/MedievalIITotalWar [[GameMod Stainless Steel]]''

->[[AC:The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the [[CompanionCube Weighted Companion Cube]] will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. [[ParanoiaFuel In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice]].]]
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''

->Contact with the colony on Mars will be shortly re-established, and this has nothing to do with the impending arrival of the mysterious aliens.
-->-- ''VideoGame/QuakeII'' intro

->[[ThisIsAWorkOfFiction This game is purely fictitious.]] It cannot harm you in any way, shape, or form.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SilentHills'' disclaimer

->'''Dr. Eggman:''' This amusement park was constructed entirely out of a sense of remorse for my past transgressions, and is in no way associated with any sort of evil plot or premeditated misdeeds.\\
'''Sonic:''' [[SarcasmMode Well,]] ''[[SarcasmMode that's]]'' [[SarcasmMode a relief.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicColors''

->[[WhatTheHellPlayer You are still a good person.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine'' loading screen

->So you really want to know, eh? All right, fine, Jeane is... a very nice young lady, with absolutely no mind-boggling secrets to hide. None whatsoever. Moving on...
-->-- '''Oboro''''s final investigation on Jeane in ''VideoGame/SuikodenV''

->'''Anise:''' Huh? It's a [[MixAndMatchCritters rappig]] doll...\\
'''Tear:''' Ah, n-no! You got it wrong! I just found it in a shop at Belkend. It's not like I thought it was cute or anything. Yeah, I just... ehm... that is... Anise, don't tell anyone, okay?
-->-- A skit in ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Visual Novels]]

->They say that the more specific a denial is, the more likely it is that the accusations are true.
-->-- '''Hisao Nakai''', ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Webcomics]]

->'''Ki:''' It's not caffeine, not sugar... not time for ''Franchise/StarWars'' [[Film/AttackOfTheClones Episode II]] yet... doesn't look like "Mr. Colon" is acting up again... could be job anxiety...\\
'''Nick:''' Nope! No job anxiety here! Didn't get an impossible-to-turn-down dream job, nosiree! Not me!\\
'''Ki:''' Bingo.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'', [[http://www.gpf-comics.com/archive/2002/03/28 March 28, 2002]]

->'''Elan:''' I promise to be the bestest [[SpoonyBard bard]] ever and never be bad and never accidentally lead you into an ambush and--\\
'''Roy:''' That's an oddly specific promise...
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick: On the Origin of [=PCs=]''

->After making these statements, he assured us that he was (in fact) "stable." Itís funny how ''asserting'' oneís stability tends to create the opposite impression.
-->-- ''WebComic/PennyArcade'', the [[TheRant news post]] for "[[http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/04/30 Unique Fauna]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Original]]

->'''Makoto:''' Isn't this great? It's just like when we were younger! Remember [-that-] [--time--]...\\
'''Mental!Haru:''' Painting sure is fun.\\
'''Mental!Haru:''' You know what else is fun? Killing your best friend.\\
'''Mental!Haru:''' That doesn't sound fun at all, Haru.\\
'''Mental!Haru:''' Well how would ''you'' know?! All ''you'' do is ''swim'', Haru!\\
'''Mental!Haru:''' I think Haru is right. We should branch out in our hobbies, Haru.\\
'''Mental!Haru:''' Oh (''dolphin noise''), Haru, Makoto stopped talking! He wants you to respond! Say something, stupid!\\
'''Haru:''' ...I wasn't thinking about killing you.\\
'''Makoto:''' (''smiling'') Aww, thank you.\\
'''Mental!Haru:''' ''Nailed it''.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''

->'''RYAN REYNOLDS:''' Well allow me to shake your hand.\\
'''JEFF BRIDGES:''' No loser, you must earn my handshake. (''[[BreakingTheFourthWall to camera]]'') This setup wonít be forgotten and is totally going to pay off in the end. Honest. Pinky swear. Wink.\\
''Note: [[CaptainObvious Heís LYING]].''
-->-- [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/r-i-p-d.html The Abridged Script]] for ''Film/{{RIPD}}''

-> '''Knuckles''': Don't make me regret this.\\
'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]''': I wont, I promise. And I definitely wont smoke crack in the bathroom\\
'''Knuckles''' OK, good, First I- Wait, what!? Why did you bring up smoking crack?
-->-- ''WebVideo/SonicForHire'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeBTUA_7L9E ''Restart'']]

->'''Disclaimer:''' [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} TFWiki]] is well aware that [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:LegionRape1.jpg this picture]] contains no visual references to rape, phallic symbols, [[HumongousMecha giant robots]], frightened cartoon females [[{{Lolicon}} who may or may not be of pre-voting age]], or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking manga-convention background lines.]] In fact, this picture is [[BlatantLies completely blank]].
-->-- An old caption from '''Wiki/TFWikiDotNet''''s page on [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Atari_Hitotonari#Fiction Atari Hitotonari]]

->These are the words of a guy who knows what the wrong answer is, just not necessarily the right one. "I want you back girl, cause I miss your... not your body." Hey [[Creator/JustinBieber Bieber]], where were you the night of the murder? "Why, I remember I was definitely at 'not at the victim's house between 12:45 and 1:30 then driving to the river to dispose of the murder weapon."
-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' reviews ''Sorry''

->hey come check out our cool bunker, guys. I promise there's no crazy wormhole thing under our base continuously killing us
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Sips}}''', ''The LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}}'' ''[[Machinima/YogscastMinecraftSeries Minecraft Series]]'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ohslGivm8 Voltz Special: "The Bomb"]]

->'''[[LetsPlay/LewisBrindley Lewis]]''': Ross? (''gets shot at'') Ross is shooting at me!\\
'''[[LetsPlay/HatFilms Ross]]''': [[ImplausibleDeniability No I'm not! I'm not trying to make you]] '''[[BattleCry EAT SHIT]]''' [[ImplausibleDeniability at all!]]
-->-- The LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}} playing ''VideoGame/TroubleInTerroristTown'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd5EfCTTIsU "It's Not Me"]]

->...Assuming it doesn't make you clip into an inexplicably hovering ore deposit that's ''totally meant to do that and not a bug, no REALLY!''
-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''' reviews ''VideoGame/NoMansSky'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Western Animation]]

->'''Krieger:''' I'm not a... ''serial'' killer!\\
'''Archer:''' Wait, why did you emphasize "serial?"\\
'''Kriegar:''' Wait, I did -- ''whaaaat?'' Are we doing? Did I mention I have a surprise for you?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''Tribe Leader:''' <The blue-haired woman will make a good sacrifice.>\\
'''Marge:''' What's he saying?\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' Aaaaaaaaah... he's saying... ummmmm... "we wouldn't ''dream'' of sacrificing the blue-haired woman!"\\
'''Marge''': [[TooDumbToLive Awwwwww, well isn't that]]--
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "WesternAnimation/TreehouseOfHorror III"

->'''Officer Barbrady:''' You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on.\\
'''Chef:''' Actually, uh...\\
'''Mayor [=McDaniels=]:''' Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese mafia.\\
'''Officer Barbrady:''' Not a thingy-dingy!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Pinkeye"

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