History Quotes / SummonBiggerFish

'''Lisa:''' But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?\\

'''Lisa:''' But aren't the snakes even worse?\\

->''"We've all seen that movie where some psycho has a gun to a woman's head, and the rookie hostage negotiator isn't getting anywhere. So, they bring in Mel Gibson, who can relate to the psycho because he's a psycho. That's what the Democrats need: their own Mel Gibson. The only way to pull the debate back from the far right is for liberals to elect their own slate of 60 unstable, Looney Tune, mad-as-a-hatter, crazy motherfuckers."''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher'', on the 2011 US debt ceiling crisis.

->''"I also know this. When you see the tapes of [Osama bin Laden], you see a psychopath. Wait a minute. We have some of our own! Theodor Kasinsky, sitting around with nothing to do. Ted's played ''Film/ABeautifulMind'', the home game. You give Ted a mailing list and some tools. ‘Ted, these people have been bad.’ ‘Are they bad?’ ‘Very bad!’ ‘I just want a few things.’ ‘Oh, I know you do!'''\\\
''Or, we get Charles Manson. Great organizer, incredible with chicks. But, you can't use him. Chucky all the time comes out for parole with a swastika on his forehead. ‘I’m better. In many ways, yeah.’ ‘What would you do if you got out?' 'I'd kill everybody!’ Whoopsie!"''

->''"I also know this. When you see the tapes of him, you see a psychopath. Wait a minute. We have some of our own! Theodor Kasinsky, sitting around with nothing to do. Ted's played ''Film/ABeautifulMind'', the home game. You give Ted a mailing list and some tools. ‘Ted, these people have been bad.’ ‘Are they bad?’ ‘Very bad!’ ‘I just want a few things.’ ‘Oh, I know you do!'''\\\

->'''Mr. Blik''': How do we usually get out of situations before?\\
'''Waffle''': We don't. We just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

->''"We've all seen that movie where some psycho has a gun to a woman's head, and the rookie hostage negotiator isn't getting anywhere. [[Film/LethalWeapon So, they bring in Mel Gibson, who can relate to the psycho because he's a psycho.]] That's what the Democrats need: their own Mel Gibson. The only way to pull the debate back from the far right is for liberals to elect their own slate of 60 unstable, Looney Tune, mad-as-a-hatter, crazy motherfuckers."''

->''"I also know this. When you see the tapes of [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden him]], you see a psychopath. Wait a minute. We have some of our own! Theodor Kasinsky, sitting around with nothing to do. Ted's played ''Film/ABeautifulMind'', the home game. You give Ted a mailing list and some tools. ‘Ted, these people have been bad.’ ‘Are they bad?’ ‘Very bad!’ ‘I just want a few things.’ ‘Oh, I know you do!'''\\\

->''Nobody, bu' NOBODY jus' pops outta thin air on this 'ere space hulk, wifou' me say-so! Now, ''piss off'', or I'm like to [[TeleportersAndTransporters say-so]] to '''[[HordeOfAlienLocusts SOMEFIN' NASTY]]!'''''

->''"I also know this. When you see the tapes of [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden him]], you see a psychopath. Wait a minute. We have some of our own! Theodor Kasinsky, sitting around with nothing to do. Ted's played ''Film/ABeautifulMind'', the home game. You give Ted a mailing list and some tools. ‘Ted, these people have been bad.’ ‘Are they bad?’ ‘Very bad!’ ‘I just want a few things.’ ‘Oh, I know you do!'''

->''Or, we get Charles Manson. Great organizer, incredible with chicks. But, you can't use him. Chucky all the time comes out for parole with a swastika on his forehead. ‘I’m better. In many ways, yeah.’ ‘What would you do if you got out?' 'I'd kill everybody!’ Whoopsie!"''

->''"I also know this. When you see the tapes of [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden him]], you see a psychopath. Wait a minute. We have some of our own! Theodor Kasinsky, sitting around with nothing to do. Ted's played ''Film/ABeautifulMind'', the home game. You give Ted a mailing list and some tools. ‘Ted, these people have been bad.’ ‘Are they bad?’ ‘Very bad!’ ‘I just want a few things.’ ‘Oh, I know you do!'

->Or, we get Charles Manson. Great organizer, incredible with chicks. But, you can't use him. Chucky all the time comes out for parole with a swastika on his forehead. ‘I’m better. In many ways, yeah.’ ‘What would you do if you got out?' 'I'd kill everybody!’ Whoopsie!"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', showing this trope being done 4 times in a row.

->''"We've all seen that movie where some psycho has a gun to a woman's head, and the rookie hostage negotiator isn't getting anywhere, [[Film/LethalWeapon so they bring in Mel Gibson. Who can relate to the psycho, because he's a psycho.]] That's what the Democrats need: their own Mel Gibson. The only way to pull the debate back from the far right is for liberals to elect their own slate of 60 unstable, Looney Tune, mad-as-a-hatter, crazy motherfuckers."''

->"Sometimes the best way to deal with [[TheCaligula a mad]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic man]] [[ShoutOut is to]] [[Film/DemolitionMan send in]] [[MadScientist another]] [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment madman]]..."
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''', ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}''

-> *On a plague of bird-eating lizards that ate all of Springfield's pigeons*
->'''Skinner''': Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
->'''Lisa''': But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
->'''Skinner''': No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
->'''Lisa''': But aren't the snakes even worse?
->'''Skinner''': Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
->'''Lisa''': But then we're stuck with gorillas!
->'''Skinner''': No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
-->-- '''TheSimpsons''', showing this trope being done 4 times in a row.

->'''Gray''': We need more teeth.
-->-- '''Film/JurassicWorld'''

->"Set a thief to catch a thief."
-->--old cliched proverb

-->-- '''JurassicWorld'''

'''Gray''': We need more teeth.

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''', ''{{Kickassia}}''

-> *On a plague of bird-easting lizards that ate all of Springfield's pidgeons*

->"Sometimes the best way to deal with [[TheCaligula a mad]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic man]] [[ShoutOut is to]] [[DemolitionMan send in]] [[MadScientist another]] [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment madman]]..."

-> *Lizards ate all the pidgeons*
->''Skinner'': Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
->''Lisa'': But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
->''Skinner'': No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
->''Lisa'': But aren't the snakes even worse?
->''Skinner'': Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
->''Lisa'': But then we're stuck with gorillas!
->''Skinner'': No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

->"Sometimes the best way to deal with [[TheCaligula a mad]] [[WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic man]] [[ShoutOut is to]] [[DemolitionMan send in]] [[MadScientist another]] [[WebOriginal/TheSpoonyExperiment madman]]..."
-->-- '''[[WebOriginal/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''', ''{{Kickassia}}''

-->-- '''TheSimpsons''', showing this trope being done 4 times in a row.

-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheAngryJoeShow''', ''{{Kickassia}}''

-->-- '''AngryJoe''', ''{{Kickassia}}''

->"Sometimes the best way to deal with [[TheCaligula a mad]] [[TheNostalgiaCritic man]] [[ShoutOut is to]] [[DemolitionMan send in]] [[MadScientist another]] [[TheSpoonyExperiment madman]]..."

-->-- '''AngryJoe''', ''{{Kickassia}}''