History Quotes / ScrewPolitenessImASenior

->''"Damn Krauts! I didn't fight on the beaches to be made to look a monkey!"''
-->-- '''Mr. Ernest Grainger''', ''Film/AreYouBeingServed''

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/12/09/burt-reynolds-has-a-few-things-to-say-about-charlie-sheen/ Michael K.]]''', "Creator/BurtReynolds Has A Few Things To Say About Creator/CharlieSheen"

-->--'''Hiiragi's ending narration'' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJU5LCPvxM this episode]] of ''WebAnimation/EtraChanSawIt''

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/12/09/burt-reynolds-has-a-few-things-to-say-about-charlie-sheen/ Michael K.]]''', "Burt Reynolds Has A Few Things To Say About Creator/CharlieSheen"

->“[{SarcasmMode Thank you, Madam Dorie]],” intoned Sinclair. “[[DeadpanSnarker As always, your contribution is scintillating]].”

-->--'''Sinclair,''' ''[[Literature/MatthewSwift A Madness Of Angels]]''

->'''Boxer Boy:''' "Were Old!"\\
'''Great-Granny Girdle:'''"And we don't care what anyone think!"\\
'''Boxer Boy:'''*shoves a policeman into water* "Outta my way, Buster Brown!"\\
'''Great-Granny Girdle:''' *whacks a guy with her walker*"Step aside, you bother me!"

->I'm '''''OLD!''''' Gimme, gimme, gimme!
-->--[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Grampa Simpson]] (upon entering a Social Security office)

->Write this down, Perry. I'm old, and I honestly don't care what people think about anything I do. ''(farts)'' That was me, folks.

->Yesterday I announced on this program that I was going to commit public suicide, admittedly an act of madness. Well, I'll tell you what happened: I just ran out of bullshit. I just ran out of bullshit! [[IsThisThingOn Am I still on the air?]]... I don't have anything going for me. I haven't got any kids. And I was married for 33 years of [[AwfulWeddedLife shrill, shrieking fraud]]. So I don't have any bullshit left. I just ran out of it, you see.
-->--'''Howard Beale''', ''{{Film/Network}}''

-->--'''''[[Literature/CaptainUnderpants The Adventures of Boxer Boy and Great-Granny Girdle]]'''''

-->-- Frank Woods, ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOpsII''

-->-- '''''Webcomic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}'''''

->'''Obara Sand:''' We invited you to Dorne because we needed your help. You came to Dorne because you needed our help.
->'''Olenna Tyrell:''' ...What is your name again? Barbaro?
->'''Obara:''' Obara.
->'''Olenna:''' "Obara." You look like an angry little boy. Don't presume to tell me what I need.
->'''Nymeria:''' Forgive my sister. What she lacks in diplomacy, she makes-
->'''Olenna:''' Do shut up, dear. ''(turns to Tyene)'' Anything from you?
->''Tyene opens her mouth, but-''
->'''Olenna:''' No? Good. Let the grown women speak.
-->--'''Series/GameOfThrones''', ''[[Recap/GameOfThronesS6E10TheWindsOfWinter The Winds of Winter]]''

-->--'''Creator/SarahSilverman''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'' on [[LoanShark payday loan]] alternatives.

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/12/09/burt-reynolds-has-a-few-things-to-say-about-charlie-sheen/ Michael K.]]''', "Burt Reynolds Has A Few Things To Say About Creator/CharlieSheen"

->Are you an old person and need money? Take things! You're old; no one's gonna stop you, you're not gonna go to jail. Go to the grocery store ''right now'', fill up a cart with everything you need and ''walk the fuck outta there!''
-->--'''Creator/SarahSilverman''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'' on [[LoanShark payday loan]] alternatives.

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-->--[[TheSimpsons Grampa Simpson]] (upon entering a Social Security office)

-->-- Frank Woods, ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps2''

->'''Thorpe:''' I hope the system of gingerly handling old people like they're retarded is still in place when I'm old, because I'm going to be [[RacistGrandpa saying the most racist shit imaginable]] just to watch people squirm.\\
'''Zack''': Yeah, if you can live past about 60 you are finally free to just absolutely hate black people in public. Which I think is what we all secretly want.\\
'''Thorpe:''' Actually, at that point the standards of society will change so my opinions actually WILL be really offensive. I'll be like "they really should do something about all these pedophiles having sex with children in the streets," and everyone will blush and get really quiet, and I'll be like "what!?"\\
'''Zack:''' "Fucking manga!"
-->--''"Doctor" David Thorpe and Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, regular contributors to '''Website/SomethingAwful'''''

-->--'''''[[CaptainUnderpants The Adventures of Boxer Boy and Great-Granny Girdle]]'''''

->'''Obara Sand:''' We invited you to Dorne because we needed your help. You came to Dorne because you needed our help.
->'''Olenna Tyrell:''' ...What is your name again? Barbaro?
->'''Obara:''' Obara.
->'''Olenna:''' "Obara." You look like an angry little boy. Don't presume to tell me what I need.
->'''Nymeria:''' Forgive my sister. What she lacks in diplomacy, she makes-
->'''Olenna:''' Do shut up, dear. ''(turns to Tyene)'' Anything from you?
->''Tyene opens her mouth, but-''
->'''Olenna:''' No? Good. Let the grown women speak.
-->--'''Series/GameOfThrones''', ''[[Recap/GameOfThronesS6E10TheWindsOfWinter The Winds of Winter]]''

-->--''"Doctor" David Thorpe and Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, regular contributors to '''SomethingAwful'''''

->''"I remember during the whole AIDS PANIC!!! era of the 80s, ''The National Enquirer'' or some shit like that said that Burt had AIDS and he later said he was afraid that rumor was going to ruin his career. You’d think that’d make Pepaw Burt a little bit sensitive, but nope. Burt Reynolds went full Burt Reynolds. Those [[http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/burtreynoldsoncharliesheen2015-500x467.jpg rose-colored glasses]] are strictly for show... If you shook his stache out, you wouldn’t find one fuck in there. Burt is your grouchy grandpa who’d tell you that you deserved it and to quit crying when you crack your skull open on the headboard while jumping on the bed. ''“Just pour some ammonia on your head and go get me a hard candy”'' is probably what he’d say.

->Prince Philip would probably rather be in his castle watching Series/DowntonAbbey reruns with his Corgis while his servants hand feed him freshly made Werther’s Originals, but he came out today for an event commemorating the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. Prince Philip sat for a photo with his grandkid Prince William and several veterans, and he was not here for the photographer’s slowness. Pepaw Prince Philip cursed a trick out by telling the photographer to ''“take the fucking picture”.'' PPP said it again just in case that photographer didn’t get the message the first time.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/10/open-post-hosted-by-prince-philip-cursing-out-a-photographer/ Michael K.]]''''', "He’s a seasoned knight of the Don’t Give A Fuck Round Table."

->What is [[Creator/KimKardashian this cunt]] doing on the cover of ''Rolling Stone''? Music has [[RuinedFOREVER officially died.]] Who knew it would be ''Rolling Stone'' that murdered it? [[Series/AmericanIdol Simon Cowell]] and [[Series/TheXFactor Louis Walsh]] can no longer be expected to take all the blame.
-->--'''Music/SineadOConnor''' Facebook rant

->Prince Philip is 94 years old and he’s married to '''THE QUEEN'''. When you put those things together, you get a man who doesn’t have time for your dilly-dallying bullshit and can let you know how he feels, because he’s a seasoned knight of the Don’t Give A Fuck Round Table.\\\
Prince Philip would probably rather be in his castle watching Series/DowntonAbbey reruns with his Corgis while his servants hand feed him freshly made Werther’s Originals, but he came out today for an event commemorating the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. Prince Philip sat for a photo with his grandkid Prince William and several veterans, and he was not here for the photographer’s slowness. Pepaw Prince Philip cursed a trick out by telling the photographer to ''“take the fucking picture”.'' PPP said it again just in case that photographer didn’t get the message the first time.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/10/open-post-hosted-by-prince-philip-cursing-out-a-photographer/ Michael K.]]''''', "Being a crazy old pepaw, now that’s the dream!"

->Well, you’ll never fly in it. [[YouAreFat You’re too fat]] to be an astronaut.
-->--'''Prince Phillip''' [[ThrewMyBikeOnTheRoof smashes the dreams]] of a 13-year-old looking at the NOVA spacecraft, Salford University

->While talking to the ''Wall Street Journal'' about her new album, [[Music/ArethaFranklin Queen Aretha]] was asked to give her thoughts on some of the 'young divas' of today. You can tell that Queen Aretha hates interviews and thinks every question is filed under STUPID. Queen Aretha is over it before it even begins...Maybe Aretha [[PopCultureIsolation doesn’t even know who Taylor is, though]]. Maybe she thinks Taylor Swift is a line of quickly made dresses at Lord & Taylor.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/09/a-lesson-in-how-to-properly-shade-from-queen-aretha/ Michael K.]]''', "A Lesson In How To Properly Shade From Queen Aretha"

->Well, you’ll never fly in it, [[YouAreFat you’re too fat]] to be an astronaut.