History Quotes / RuleOfCOol

->I see you out there. You're wondering if you should buy ''{{Prototype}}''. You're on the fence. "Should I buy it? I don't know!" I can help you with that. In ''Prototype'', you can do a '''''karate kick''''' on a '''''helicopter'''''. '''''WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT?!'''''

->'''Major Monogram:''' Okay, that doesn't even make sense.
->'''Dr. Doofensmirtz:''' It doesn't have to, I've got a monster truck!
-->--'''PhineasAndFerb'''

-->-- ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic

-- '''Rhino the Hamster''', ''{{Bolt}}''

->"... Sometimes, the impossible can become possible -- if you're awesome!"\\
-- '''Rhino the Hamster''', ''{{Bolt}}''

-->'''AltText''',''[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p28 this]]'' [[[TheAdventuresOfDoctorMcNinja Doctor McNinja]] strip.

-->--AltText, [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=66&issue=15 this]] [[TheAdventuresOfDoctorMcNinja Doctor McNinja strip]]

-- '''Jack''', ''{{Doctor Who}}''

-- '''Rhino the Hamster''', ''Bolt''

-->--Gabe, "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/6/19/ Consumer Advocacy]]", PennyArcade

-->This is the culmination of cars, track, electric motors and gravity all wrapped into one giant ball of sheer what-the-fuckery. We've examined the photos and we've even watched this commercial for the thing and still have no idea what's going on. It is awesome, however, so we really couldn't care less how it works.\\

-->''Two things. First, Ron Wizard is my ''CityOfHeroes'' character, and he's a BadAss. Second, top right, that's an ent with a helicopter head.''

-->''The Cool Stuff Theory of Literature is as follows: All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what's cool. And that works all the way from the external trappings to the level of metaphor, subtext, and the way one uses words. In other words, I happen not to think that full-plate armor and great big honking greatswords are cool. I don't like 'em. I like cloaks and rapiers. So I write stories with a lot of cloaks and rapiers in 'em, 'cause that's cool. Guys who like military hardware, who think advanced military hardware is cool, are not gonna jump all over my books, because they have other ideas about what's cool.\\

-->'''ChristopherMoore''', ''[[LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff]]''

->GG: "Waaaaaaaait. My [[http://www.advancedanime.com/displayimage.php?pid=334511 girlfriend]] is a [[CuteMonsterGirl human shark]]. I have a [[ArtificialLimbs robotic hand]] that can [[BeamSpam shoot laz0rs]]. ''Why the hell am I so impressed by people fighting dinosaurs?''"

-->-- Thread name for a [[http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=169940 homebrew class on the Giant in the Playground forums]].

'''[-WRONG:-]''' "To be, or not to be."\\
'''[-RIGHT:-]''' "LOOK OUT! GIANT RADIOACTIVE SQUIRRELS!"

-->--'''[[HowIMetYourMother]]''' episode "Blitzgiving"

-->'''Christopher Moore''', ''[[LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff]]''