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->''"An Alabama man on a bathroom break at work found a snake coiled up in a toilet...The snake was released back into the wild where it is now free to terrorize more toilets in the future. Is this what our justice system has stooped to? Letting terrorist snakes go free without consequence? [[{{Memes/Politics}} Thanks Obama!]] SNAKEGHAZI SNAKEGHAZI SNAKEGHAZI!\\\

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->''"An Alabama man on a bathroom break at work found a snake coiled up in a toilet...The snake was released back into the wild where it is now free to terrorize more toilets in the future. Is this what our justice system has stooped to? Letting terrorist snakes go free without consequence? [[{{Memes/Politics}} Thanks Obama!]] Obama! SNAKEGHAZI SNAKEGHAZI SNAKEGHAZI!\\\
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Moved to Quotes.Snakes Are Sinister because this seems to only be about snakes


->''"The wicked are estranged from the womb; These who speak lies go astray from birth. They have venom like the venom of a serpent; Like a deaf cobra that stops up its ear,"''
-->-- ''Literature/BookOfPsalms 58:3-4''

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->''"Never trust thöse whö slither."''
-->-- '''Wigfrid''', ''VideoGame/DontStarve''

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->''"Never trust thöse whö slither."''
-->-- '''Wigfrid''', ''VideoGame/DontStarve''

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--> -- '''Captain James T. Kirk''', ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries,'' "Arena"

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--> -- -->-- '''Captain James T. Kirk''', ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries,'' "Arena"



--> -- ''Neville Flynn'', ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane''

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--> -- ''Neville Flynn'', -->-- '''Neville Flynn''', ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane''


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->''"Never trust thöse whö slither."''
-->-- '''Wigfrid''', ''VideoGame/DontStarve''

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-->-- '''Psalm 58:3-4'''

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-->-- '''Psalm 58:3-4'''
''Literature/BookOfPsalms 58:3-4''



--> -- ''{{Series/CSI}},'' "Leapin' Lizards"

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--> -- ''{{Series/CSI}},'' ''Series/{{CSI}},'' "Leapin' Lizards"



--> -- '''[[TheKirk Captain James T. Kirk]]''', ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries,'' "Arena"

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--> -- '''[[TheKirk Captain '''Captain James T. Kirk]]''', Kirk''', ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries,'' "Arena"



--> -- ''Neville Flynn,'' Film/SnakesOnAPlane

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--> -- ''Neville Flynn,'' Film/SnakesOnAPlaneFlynn'', ''Film/SnakesOnAPlane''

->And when she opened her mouth, and was about to tell her mother what had happened to her in the wood, with every word she said, a toad sprang out of her mouth, so that every one was seized with horror of her.
-->-- "Literature/TheThreeLittleMenInTheWood"
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Don't pothole in quotes.


->''"History is replete with stories of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland. These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the ''real'' enemies. [[ConspiracyTheorist They are among us.]]"''

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->''"History is replete with stories of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland. These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the ''real'' enemies. [[ConspiracyTheorist They are among us.]]"''"''
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->''"Enough is enough! I have HAD IT with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"''

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->''"Enough is enough! [[MemeticMutation I have HAD IT with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"''plane!]]"''
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->''"The wicked are estranged from the womb; These who speak lies go astray from birth. They have venom like the venom of a serpent; Like a deaf cobra that stops up its ear,"''
-->-- '''Psalm 58:3-4'''
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->''"Enough is enough! I have HAD IT with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"''
--> -- ''Neville Flynn,'' Film/SnakesOnAPlane

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->"Like most humans I seem to have an instinctive revulsion towards reptiles."

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->"Like ->''"History is replete with stories of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland. These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the ''real'' enemies. [[ConspiracyTheorist They are among us.]]"''
--> -- ''{{Series/CSI}},'' "Leapin' Lizards"

->''"Like
most humans humans, I seem to have an instinctive revulsion towards reptiles.""''



->"The hostile aliens all look like growly reptile monsters, so although they're obviously sentient, the peace-loving Federation is cool with you slaughtering them en masse. Should've gone for bipeds with autumnal skin tones, Evolution! Better luck next time!"

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->"The ->''"The hostile aliens all look like growly reptile monsters, so although they're obviously sentient, the peace-loving Federation is cool with you slaughtering them en masse. Should've gone for bipeds with autumnal skin tones, Evolution! Better luck next time!"time!"''



->"History is replete with stories of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland. These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the real enemies. They are among us."
--> -- ''{{Series/CSI}},'' "Leapin' Lizards"

->''"Whenever I read [[Creator/RudyardKipling Kipling's]] [[Literature/TheJungleBook 'Rikki-Tikki-Tavi']], I root for the snake... [H]is stories epitomize an all-pervasive bias in our popular and scientific culture against the [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Big Reptile]]."''
--> -- '''Robert T. Bakker, Ph.D.''', ''The Dinosaur Heresies''

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->"History ->''"An Alabama man on a bathroom break at work found a snake coiled up in a toilet...The snake was released back into the wild where it is replete with stories now free to terrorize more toilets in the future. Is this what our justice system has stooped to? Letting terrorist snakes go free without consequence? [[{{Memes/Politics}} Thanks Obama!]] SNAKEGHAZI SNAKEGHAZI SNAKEGHAZI!\\\
This is unacceptable. Forget everything. I am no longer interested in any other social or political cause other than ridding America's toilets of fucking snakes. This is my number one issue. It happens too often. Our toilets should be free of snakes. We deserve that right, as Americans. Our forefathers fought and died for this country, to make sure that generations of their brave countrymen could sit on the john and go poo without having to worry that a giant fucking snake would rise up out
of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus water and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland. These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the real enemies. They are among us."
--> -- ''{{Series/CSI}},'' "Leapin' Lizards"

->''"Whenever I read [[Creator/RudyardKipling Kipling's]] [[Literature/TheJungleBook 'Rikki-Tikki-Tavi']], I root for the snake... [H]is stories epitomize an all-pervasive bias in our popular and scientific culture against the [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Big Reptile]].
bite them."''
--> -- '''Robert T. Bakker, Ph.D.''', ''The Dinosaur Heresies''-->--'''[[http://jezebel.com/man-finds-terrifying-venomous-snake-sticking-out-of-toi-1602789075 Rebecca Rose]]''', "Man Finds Terrifying Venomous Snake Sticking Out of Toilet"
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--> -- ''CSI:CrimeSceneInvestigation,'' "Leapin' Lizards"

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--> -- ''CSI:CrimeSceneInvestigation,'' ''{{Series/CSI}},'' "Leapin' Lizards"
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--> -- '''Robert T. Bakker, Ph.D.''', ''The Dinosaur Heresies''

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--> -- '''Robert T. Bakker, Ph.D.''', ''The Dinosaur Heresies''Heresies''
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-->--'''ZeroPunctuation''' reviews ''Star Trek'' tie-in game

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-->--'''ZeroPunctuation''' -->--'''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' reviews ''Star Trek'' tie-in game
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->''"Whenever I read [[Creator/RudyardKipling Kipling's]] [[Literature/TheJungleBook 'Rikki-Tikki-Tavi']], I root for the snake. […] [H]is stories epitomize an all-pervasive bias in our popular and scientific culture against the Big Reptile."''

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->''"Whenever I read [[Creator/RudyardKipling Kipling's]] [[Literature/TheJungleBook 'Rikki-Tikki-Tavi']], I root for the snake. […] snake... [H]is stories epitomize an all-pervasive bias in our popular and scientific culture against the [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Big Reptile.Reptile]]."''
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->"The hostile aliens all look like growly reptile monsters, so although they're obviously sentient, the peace-loving Federation is cool with you slaughtering them en masse. Should've got for bipeds with autumnal skin tones, evolution! Better luck next time!"

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->"The hostile aliens all look like growly reptile monsters, so although they're obviously sentient, the peace-loving Federation is cool with you slaughtering them en masse. Should've got gone for bipeds with autumnal skin tones, evolution! Evolution! Better luck next time!"

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->''"Like most humans I seem to have an instinctive revulsion towards reptiles."''

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->''"Like ->"Like most humans I seem to have an instinctive revulsion towards reptiles."''"



->''"History is replete with stories of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland. These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the real enemies. They are among us."''

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->''"History ->"The hostile aliens all look like growly reptile monsters, so although they're obviously sentient, the peace-loving Federation is cool with you slaughtering them en masse. Should've got for bipeds with autumnal skin tones, evolution! Better luck next time!"
-->--'''ZeroPunctuation''' reviews ''Star Trek'' tie-in game

->"History
is replete with stories of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland. These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the real enemies. They are among us."''"
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->''"Whenever I read [[Creator/RudyardKipling Kipling's]] [[Literature/TheJungleBook 'Rikki-Tikki-Tavi']], I root for the snake. […] [H]is stories epitomize an all-pervasive bias in our popular and scientific culture against the Big Reptile."''
--> -- '''Robert T. Bakker, Ph.D.''', ''The Dinosaur Heresies''
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--> -- '''[[TheKirk Captain James T. Kirk]]''', ''StarTrek,'' "Arena"

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--> -- '''[[TheKirk Captain James T. Kirk]]''', ''StarTrek,'' ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries,'' "Arena"
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->''"History is replete with stories of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland.These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the real enemies. They are among us."''

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->''"History is replete with stories of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland. These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the real enemies. They are among us."''
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--> -- ''CSI,'' "Leapin' Lizards"

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--> -- ''CSI,'' ''CSI:CrimeSceneInvestigation,'' "Leapin' Lizards"
Lizards"
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->''"History is replete with stories of the heroic destruction of serpents: Perseus and Medusa, St. George and the Dragon, St. Patrick and the Snakes of Ireland.These are not merely legends. These are accounts of battles for the survival of the human race -- a battle we will lose unless we stop killing one another and focus on the real enemies. They are among us."''
--> -- ''CSI,'' "Leapin' Lizards"

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