History Quotes / RandomNumberGod

-->--'''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie''': [[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]

-->'''Narration:''' ''Your ultimate fate, your final doom is always just a roll of the dice away. It's a perfectly ordinary thing when adventurers are overrun by goblins.''\\

'''Marth''': YOU HAD A 40% CHANCE TO DODGE! ''THE ODDS WERE IN YOUR FAVOR!''\\

'''Accounting Troll''': That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.\\
-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

'''God''': '''''[[AC: LINE PIECE!]]'''''\\
--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0 The Tetris God]]''

-->-''Common saying in {{roguelike}} circles''

--'''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie''': [[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]

->''I do not believe that God plays dice with the universe.''\\
-- '''Albert Einstein'''\\
''I rolled straight sixes. Can I smite him?''\\
-- '''God'''

--> -- William H. Press, discussing a RealLife case of this trope being provable.

-->-- ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance'' Boston Live Show

->'''Griffin:''' ''(after Justin/Taako attempts to cast Charm Person on an NPC)'' I have to make a wisdom saving throw.\\
'''Justin:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Right. I'm up against the formidable wisdom of ''Catwalk Boy''. ''(looks at Griffin's roll)'' ...That's a natural 20.

--> ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''

--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0]]''

--''[[http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722 The Tetris God]]''

->'''God''': [[AC: [[{{Tetris}} L block]]]].\\

->"One of us recalls producing a 'random' plot with only 11 planes, and being told by his computer center's programming consultant that he had misused the random number generator: 'We guarantee that each number is random individually, but we don’t guarantee that more than one of them is random.' Figure that out. "\\
-->-- William H. Press, discussing a RealLife case of this trope being provable.

-- William H. Press, discussing a RealLife case of this trope being provable.

->'''[[FireEmblemAkaneia Marth]]''': What are you ''doing''? You had a 60% chance to hit! The odds were in your favor!\\

-- William H. Press, discussing a RealLife case of this trope being provable.

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-> '''Accounting Troll''': Over here we have our random number generator.
-> '''Number Generator Troll''': NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.
-> '''Dilbert''': Are you sure that's random?
-> '''Accounting Troll''': That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''God''': [[AC: [[{{Tetris}} L block]]]].
->'''Angel #1''': Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...
->'''Angel #2''': Unusable...
->'''God''': [[AC: Line piece]].
->'''Angel #2''': No, no...
->'''God''': '''[[AC: Line piece]]'''.
->'''Angel #2''': Lord, you have forsaken us all!
->'''God''': '''[[AC: LINE PIECE!]]'''
->'''Angel #2''': Thou art a cruel and ''angry god!!''
->'''God''': '''''[[AC: LINE PIECE!]]'''''
-->--''[[http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722 The Tetris God]]''

->'''[[FireEmblemAkaneia Marth]]''': What are you ''doing''? You had a 60% chance to hit! The odds were in your favor!
->''(stab)''
->'''Marth''': YOU HAD A 40% CHANCE TO DODGE! ''THE ODDS WERE IN YOUR FAVOR!''
-->--'''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie''': [[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]

->''I do not believe that God plays dice with the universe.''
-->-- '''Albert Einstein'''
->''I rolled straight sixes. Can I smite him?''
-->-- '''God'''

-->--'''AwkwardZombie''': [[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]

->I've noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy.''

-->- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''God''': [[AC: L block]].

->'''Angel #2''': Unuseable...

-> ''I saw someone pray to the [[VideoGame/Left4Dead AI Director]] once. This is probably how ''cults'' get started.''
-->--[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee Croshaw]]

-> ''I've noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy.''
-->--Anonymous on sup/tg/ Archive, ''"Warhammer 40,000: Heretical Love Quest"''

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-->--[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee Croshaw]]

-->- ''{{Dilbert}}''

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-> ''I saw someone pray to the [[Left4Dead AI Director]] once. This is probably how ''cults'' get started.''

->'''God''': L block.

->'''God''': Line piece.

->'''God''': Line piece.
->'''Angel #2''': Lord, you have forsaken us all.
->'''God''': Line piece!