History Quotes / RandomNumberGod

20th Jun '16 3:30:08 AM Hylarn
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-- William H. Press, discussing a RealLife case of this trope being provable.

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-- William H. Press, discussing a RealLife case of this trope being provable.

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provable.
21st Feb '16 9:21:14 AM Luc
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->"One of us recalls producing a 'random' plot with only 11 planes, and being told by his computer center's programming consultant that he had misused the random number generator: 'We guarantee that each number is random individually, but we donít guarantee that more than one of them is random.' Figure that out. "\\
-- William H. Press, discussing a RealLife case of this trope being provable.
17th Jan '15 10:33:29 PM NanoMoose
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-> '''Accounting Troll''': Over here we have our random number generator.
-> '''Number Generator Troll''': NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.
-> '''Dilbert''': Are you sure that's random?
-> '''Accounting Troll''': That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''God''': [[AC: [[{{Tetris}} L block]]]].
->'''Angel #1''': Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...
->'''Angel #2''': Unusable...
->'''God''': [[AC: Line piece]].
->'''Angel #2''': No, no...
->'''God''': '''[[AC: Line piece]]'''.
->'''Angel #2''': Lord, you have forsaken us all!
->'''God''': '''[[AC: LINE PIECE!]]'''
->'''Angel #2''': Thou art a cruel and ''angry god!!''
->'''God''': '''''[[AC: LINE PIECE!]]'''''
-->--''[[http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722 The Tetris God]]''

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-> '''Accounting Troll''': Over here we have our random number generator.
->
generator.\\
'''Number Generator Troll''': NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.
->
NINE.\\
'''Dilbert''': Are you sure that's random?
->
random?\\
'''Accounting Troll''': That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.
-->--
sure.\\
--
''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''God''': [[AC: [[{{Tetris}} L block]]]].
->'''Angel
block]]]].\\
'''Angel
#1''': Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...
->'''Angel
be...\\
'''Angel
#2''': Unusable...
->'''God''':
Unusable...\\
'''God''':
[[AC: Line piece]].
->'''Angel
piece]].\\
'''Angel
#2''': No, no...
->'''God''':
no...\\
'''God''':
'''[[AC: Line piece]]'''.
->'''Angel
piece]]'''.\\
'''Angel
#2''': Lord, you have forsaken us all!
->'''God''':
all!\\
'''God''':
'''[[AC: LINE PIECE!]]'''
->'''Angel
PIECE!]]'''\\
'''Angel
#2''': Thou art a cruel and ''angry god!!''
->'''God''':
god!!''\\
'''God''':
'''''[[AC: LINE PIECE!]]'''''
-->--''[[http://www.
PIECE!]]'''''\\
--''[[http://www.
collegehumor.com/video:1924722 The Tetris God]]''



->'''[[FireEmblemAkaneia Marth]]''': What are you ''doing''? You had a 60% chance to hit! The odds were in your favor!
->''(stab)''
->'''Marth''': YOU HAD A 40% CHANCE TO DODGE! ''THE ODDS WERE IN YOUR FAVOR!''
-->--'''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie''': [[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]

->''I do not believe that God plays dice with the universe.''
-->-- '''Albert Einstein'''
->''I rolled straight sixes. Can I smite him?''
-->-- '''God'''


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->'''[[FireEmblemAkaneia Marth]]''': What are you ''doing''? You had a 60% chance to hit! The odds were in your favor!
->''(stab)''
->'''Marth''':
favor!\\
''(stab)''\\
'''Marth''':
YOU HAD A 40% CHANCE TO DODGE! ''THE ODDS WERE IN YOUR FAVOR!''
-->--'''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie''':
FAVOR!''\\
--'''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie''':
[[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]

->''I do not believe that God plays dice with the universe.''
-->--
''\\
--
'''Albert Einstein'''
->''I
Einstein'''\\
''I
rolled straight sixes. Can I smite him?''
-->--
him?''\\
--
'''God'''

9th Jun '14 2:43:06 PM Laevatein
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->''I do not believe that God plays dice with the universe.''
-->-- '''Albert Einstein'''
->''I rolled straight sixes. Can I smite him?''
-->-- '''God'''

28th Feb '14 9:54:48 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->--'''AwkwardZombie''': [[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]

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-->--'''AwkwardZombie''': -->--'''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie''': [[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]
1st Feb '14 2:19:32 PM Nap1100
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Added DiffLines:

->'''[[FireEmblemAkaneia Marth]]''': What are you ''doing''? You had a 60% chance to hit! The odds were in your favor!
->''(stab)''
->'''Marth''': YOU HAD A 40% CHANCE TO DODGE! ''THE ODDS WERE IN YOUR FAVOR!''
-->--'''AwkwardZombie''': [[http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=072312 "Against All Odds"]]
11th Nov '13 1:17:38 PM Laukku
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->The RNG giveth, and the RNG taketh away...
-->-''Common saying in {{roguelike}} circles''
7th Nov '13 7:33:31 PM BlazingJames
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11th Jul '13 4:55:41 PM Tacitus
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->I've noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy.''

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->I've noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy.''
11th Jul '13 4:54:57 PM Tacitus
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-->- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''God''': [[AC: L block]].

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-->- -->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''God''': [[AC: [[{{Tetris}} L block]].block]]]].



->'''Angel #2''': Unuseable...

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->'''Angel #2''': Unuseable...Unusable...



-> ''I saw someone pray to the [[VideoGame/Left4Dead AI Director]] once. This is probably how ''cults'' get started.''
-->--[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee Croshaw]]

-> ''I've noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy.''
-->--Anonymous on sup/tg/ Archive, ''"Warhammer 40,000: Heretical Love Quest"''

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-> ''I ->I saw someone pray to the [[VideoGame/Left4Dead AI Director]] once. This is probably how ''cults'' get started.''
-->--[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee Croshaw]]

-> ''I've
started.
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]'''

->I've
noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy.''
-->--Anonymous -->-- '''Anonymous''' on sup/tg/ Archive, ''"Warhammer 40,000: archive, ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: Heretical Love Quest"''

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