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Quotes: Random Number God
Accounting Troll: Over here we have our random number generator.
Number Generator Troll: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.
Dilbert: Are you sure that's random?
Accounting Troll: That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.
Dilbert

God: L block.
Angel #1: Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...
Angel #2: Unusable...
God: Line piece.
Angel #2: No, no...
God: Line piece.
Angel #2: Lord, you have forsaken us all!
God: LINE PIECE!
Angel #2: Thou art a cruel and angry god!!
God: LINE PIECE!

I saw someone pray to the AI Director once. This is probably how cults get started.

I've noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy.
Anonymous on sup/tg/ archive, Warhammer 40,000: Heretical Love Quest

The RNG giveth, and the RNG taketh away...
-Common saying in roguelike circles

Marth: What are you doing? You had a 60% chance to hit! The odds were in your favor!
(stab)
Marth: YOU HAD A 40% CHANCE TO DODGE! THE ODDS WERE IN YOUR FAVOR!

I do not believe that God plays dice with the universe.
Albert Einstein
I rolled straight sixes. Can I smite him?
God


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