Quotes / Random Number God

Accounting Troll: Over here we have our random number generator.
Number Generator Troll: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.
Dilbert: Are you sure that's random?
Accounting Troll: That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.
Dilbert

God: L block.
Angel #1: Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...
Angel #2: Unusable...
God: Line piece.
Angel #2: No, no...
God: Line piece.
Angel #2: Lord, you have forsaken us all!
God: LINE PIECE!
Angel #2: Thou art a cruel and angry god!!
God: LINE PIECE!
The Tetris God

I saw someone pray to the AI Director once. This is probably how cults get started.

I've noticed that the dice gods favor the retarded responses. They are cruel fucks, but they know a thing or 2 about comedy.
Anonymous on sup/tg/ archive, Warhammer 40,000: Heretical Love Quest

The RNG giveth, and the RNG taketh away...
-Common saying in roguelike circles

Marth: What are you doing? You had a 60% chance to hit! The odds were in your favor!
(stab)
Marth: YOU HAD A 40% CHANCE TO DODGE! THE ODDS WERE IN YOUR FAVOR!
Awkward Zombie: "Against All Odds"

I do not believe that God plays dice with the universe.
Albert Einstein
I rolled straight sixes. Can I smite him?
God

"One of us recalls producing a 'random' plot with only 11 planes, and being told by his computer center's programming consultant that he had misused the random number generator: 'We guarantee that each number is random individually, but we donít guarantee that more than one of them is random.' Figure that out. "
— William H. Press, discussing a Real Life case of this trope being provable.
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