History Quotes / PsychoforHire

->'''The Joker''': ''It's simple. We... kill the Franchise/{{Batman}}.''\\

'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''': ''If you're '''good''' at something, never do it for free.''

->''Who's gonna stop me? You? You couldn't stop an oil leak! But don't worry... I got everything I wanted from you long ago.''

-->-- '''Deadpool''', MarvelVsCapcom 3

'''Jan:''' ''[breaks out in psychotic [[EvilLaugh laughter]]'' Now that's fuckin' great...! Cause I gotta tell you, plowin' through you people was really startin' to '''BORE THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!'''

-> ''Who was I supposed to kill again? Ha, doesn't matter!''
-->--'''Deadpool''', MarvelVsCapcom 3

->''Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and [[strike:brother]] brudda, I hurt people.''

->''I do not care about the fight, only your pain!''

-->-- '''Mr. Blonde''', ''ReservoirDogs''

->'''The Joker''': ''It's simple. We... kill the {{Batman}}.''\\

-->-- '''{{Aurelio Voltaire}}''', ''When You're Evil''

-->-- '''Voltaire''', ''When You're Evil''

\'''Norman Osborn:''' Before the wing and the weapons, you ''were'' just a punk! An ambitious hood in a mask. I made you the Hobgoblin, and now I'm unmaking you.\\
\'''Hobgoblin:''' You ''owe'' me, Osborn. And I'll take the wing as my down-payment...

-->--'''General Shepherd''', ''ModernWarfare 2''

->'''The Joker''': ''It's simple. We... kill the {{Batman}}.''
->'''Maroni''': ''If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?''
->'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''': ''If you're '''good''' at something, never do it for free.''
-->--''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Batman: The Mask of the Phantasm]]''

->--''The Scout'', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->-- '''Ken'''/'''TheIncredibleHulk''' win quote, ''[[CapcomVsWhatever Marvel Super Heroes versus Street Fighter]]''

->-- '''Lockdown''', ''TransformersAnimated''

->''"Death is... whimsical today."''\\
-- '''Norman Stansfield''', ''Film/TheProfessional''

->''"It's guns! I love guns! Machine guns? That's even better! This'll be fun! [...] Sounds like death! And danger! Danger! Danger! What's happening in the dining cart? Is there blood? Who's killing who? Where did they get shot? I have to see! Things are starting to get exciting! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!"''\\
--'''Ladd Russo''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''

-->--'''Voltaire''', ''When You're Evil''

->'''Bullseye''': ''I once tracked an Eskimo huntsman across 200 miles of frozen tundra on foot and killed him with an icicle made of my own frozen feces.''
->'''Kingpin''': ''Who on earth would hire you to do that?''
->'''Bullseye''': ''Nobody. I did that for fun.''
->'''Kingpin''': ''[[YoureInsane You're a madman.]]''
->'''Bullseye''': ''I kill people for a living. What did you expect?''
-->--'''Bullseye''', ''[[ThePunisher Punishermax #6]]''

->'''Hobgoblin:''' You can't talk to me like I'm just some punk!
->'''Norman Osborn:''' Before the wing and the weapons, you ''were'' just a punk! An ambitious hood in a mask. I made you the Hobgoblin, and now I'm unmaking you.
->'''Hobgoblin:''' You ''owe'' me, Osborn. And I'll take the wing as my down-payment...
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Spider-Man The Animated Series}}''

->''"Look kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, okay? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. [[ColdBloodedTorture It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop.]] You can say anything you want 'cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which... you ain't gonna get."''

->'''Jefferson:''' You drop that and we all die!
->'''Psycho:''' And yet I don't seem to care. Must be why they call me [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin PSYCHO!]]

->'''Walter:''' [[IronicEcho I highly recommend pissing yourself... followed by a course of praying to your impotent god.]]
->'''Jan:''' ''(breaks out in psychotic EvilLaugh)'' Now that's fuckin' great...! Cause I gotta tell you, plowin' through you people was really startin' to '''BORE THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!'''

-->-- ''MaxSteel''

->'''TheJoker''': ''If you're '''good''' at something, never do it for free.''

->-- '''TheJoker''', ''[[BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Batman: The Mask of the Phantasm]]''

->-- '''Lockdown''', ''[[TransformersAnimated Transformers: Animated]]''

-- '''Norman Stansfield''', ''TheProfessional''

-->-- ''{{Anime/Hellsing}}''

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->'''The Joker''': ''It's simple. We...kill the {{Batman}}.''

-->--''TheDarkKnight''

--'''Ladd Russo''', ''{{Baccano}}''

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-->--''{{Spider-Man The Animated Series}}''

->--''The Scout'', ''TeamFortress2''

-> "This man, Makarov, is fighting his own war, and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend."

->'''TheJoker''': ''If you're ''good'' at something, never do it for free.''

->''Beelzebub has never seen\\

Who not only does his job, but does it happily!''

->''Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.''