History Quotes / PsychoforHire

->'''Raphael:''' So, you do all this because you owe Shredder?\\
'''Xever:''' Eh, mostly I like having a job where I get to crack skulls every day.\\
'''Raphael:''' Okay, I can relate to that.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012''

->''"This man Makarov is fighting his own war and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend."''
-->-- '''General Shepherd''', ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare2''

->''"Who was I supposed to kill again? Ha, doesn't matter!"''
-->-- '''Deadpool''', ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''

->''"Always seemed to me, as far as conscience goes, the sweet spot is you either be poor enough you can't afford to have one, or rich enough you can afford to hire someone to carry the weight."''
-->-- '''Boon''', ''Series/{{Justified}}''

->'''The Joker:''' It's simple. We, uh, ''kill'' the Batman.\\
'''Maroni:''' If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?\\
'''Joker:''' If you're ''good'' at something, never do it for free.
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->''"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and [[strike:brother]] brudda, I hurt people."''
-->-- '''The Scout''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''"I do not care about the fight, only your pain!"''
-->-- '''Ken'''/'''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk''' win quote, ''VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroesVsStreetFighter''

->''"Who's gonna stop me? You? You couldn't stop an oil leak! But don't worry... I [[CreepySouvenir got everything I wanted from you]] long ago."''
-->-- '''Lockdown''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated''

->''"Death is... whimsical today."''
-->-- '''Norman Stansfield''', ''Film/TheProfessional''

->''"It's guns! I love guns! Machine guns? That's even better! This'll be fun! ''[...]'' Sounds like death! And danger! Danger! Danger! What's happening in the dining cart? Is there blood? Who's killing who? Where did they get shot? I have to see! Things are starting to get exciting! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES!"''
-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', ''Literature/{{Baccano}}''

->''Lord Beelzebub has never seen\\
A soldier quite like me\\
Not only does his job, but does it happily!''
-->-- '''Music/{{Voltaire}}''', "When You're Evil"

->'''Bullseye:''' I once tracked an Eskimo huntsman across 200 miles of frozen tundra on foot and killed him with an icicle made of my own frozen feces.\\
'''Kingpin:''' Who on Earth would hire you to do that?\\
'''Bullseye:''' Nobody. I did that for fun.\\
'''Kingpin:''' [[YoureInsane You're a madman]].\\
'''Bullseye:''' I kill people for a living. What did you expect?
-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePunisherMAX'' #6

->'''Hobgoblin:''' You can't talk to me like I'm just some punk!\\
'''Norman Osborn:''' Before the wing and the weapons, you ''were'' just a punk! An ambitious hood in a mask. I made you the Hobgoblin, and now I'm unmaking you.\\
'''Hobgoblin:''' You ''owe'' me, Osborn. And I'll take the wing as my down-payment...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries''

->'''Jefferson:''' You drop that and we all die!\\
'''Psycho:''' And yet I don't seem to care. Must be why they call me [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin PSYCHO]]!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MaxSteel''

->'''Walter:''' [[IronicEcho I highly recommend pissing yourself... followed by a course of praying to your impotent god]].\\
'''Jan:''' ''[breaks out in psychotic [[EvilLaugh laughter]]]'' Now that's fuckin' great...! Cause I gotta tell you, plowin' through you people was really startin' to '''BORE THE FUCK OUT OF ME!'''
-->-- ''Anime/{{Hellsing}}''

->''I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.''
-->-- '''EvilOverlordList''' entry #44

->'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' [=DuPree=], when I say the words ''"Alive and unharmed"'' -- do ''any'' neurons actually ''fire'' in that brain of yours?\\
'''Bangladesh [=DuPree=]:''' Um -- No sir!\\
'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' I thought not.
-->--''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' ([[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050209 Vol. 4 p. 60]])

->'''Gil:''' That's called "diplomacy."\\
'''[=DuPree=]:''' Shyeah. I ''hate'' that stuff -- but your ''father'' never shut up about it!\\
'''Gil:''' No ... he ''didn't,'' did he?\\
'''[=DuPree=]:''' "Oh, [=DuPree=], killing them all would make people ''sad."'' -- And he was ''always'' making me look bad in front of prisoners "Blah blah blah ... You can't kill them if they've surrendered, I won't allow it ..." -- And then of ''course,'' everyone would just go and ''surrender!''
-->--''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' ([[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150401 Vol. 15 p. 32]])

->''"I can't believe I get paid to do this! I love watching you prawns '''die'''."''
-->-- '''Koobus Venter''', ''Film/District9''

->''"[[GoodIsBoring You're not having any fun, are you, Sean?]] [[WeCanRuleTogether Why don't you come with us?]] Try [[TerroristsWithoutACause terrorism-for-hire]], we'll [[StuffBlowingUp blow some shit up]], it's more fun!"''
-->-- '''Castor Troy''', ''Film/FaceOff''

->''"At the end of the day, if I'm stronger than you and if I'm faster than you, then I can kill you! And that's better than anything money can buy!"''
-->-- '''Felix''', ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''

->''"Nice to meet ya, Morty! Listen, if you ever need anyone murdered, please give me a call. I'm very discreet, I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone anywhere! Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killin'!"''
-->-- '''Krombopulos Michael''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

->''"You're easy money! I love my job!"''
-->-- '''Deathstroke''', ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs''

->''"I am gonna to send you to a deep, dark place, and I am gonna have fun doing it!"''
-->-- '''The Dane''', ''Film/MillersCrossing''

->''"I should probably start going on and on now about how I will defeat you for the glory of the Elders. But let's be real... I just like to kill things."''
-->-- '''The Hunter''', ''VideoGame/XCOM2''

->'''Frieza:''' It turns out Zarbon and Dodoria weren't enough. I've called you five here to get them back.\\
'''Captain Ginyu:''' Easy enough. Would you rather them dead, or alive?\\
'''Frieza:''' Either-or.\\
'''Captain Ginyu:''' Dead it is.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''"[[PunchClockVillain Most people]] find a job so they can live. I lived for my job. Once you've killed a man who was begging for his life, and everyone congratulates you on a job well done, nothing can compare. I used it all: electric chair, the rope, rifles, but [[DeadlyGas gas]] was my favorite. There's such a purity to it. I always wished they would have kept me busier -- my talents were under-utilized. There were certainly enough people [[AssholeVictim who deserved what I could provide]]; they just needed to be brought to me."''
-->-- '''Hermes T. Haight''', ''VideoGame/TheSuffering''

->''"The horseman was a Hessian mercenary sent to the shores by German princes to keep Americans under the yoke of England. But unlike his compatriots, who came for money, the horseman came for love of carnage. When battle was joined, there you'd find him."''
-->-- '''Baltus Van Tassel''' describing the '''Hessian Horseman''' (later the Headless Horseman), ''Film/SleepyHollow1999''

->''"Killing is its own reward... but gold works too."''
-->-- '''Lorash''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', "War of the Thorns" event

->''Mr. Wonderful let the knife complete a few more revolutions, then [[ImpaledPalm thrust it straight through his right palm]]. He watched his own blood drool down into his sleeve for a moment like a cat watching the birds. "Fulfillment," he repeated, finally. "I can't remember the last time I got fulfillment out of this gig. Is it true you lot died before [[DeathIsCheap the Infusion]]?"\\
Meryl and I nodded wordlessly, staring at his hand.\\
"God, those times were rich. I could take pride in my work back then. I could [[GlasgowGrin cut a lovely little smile into a pretty face]] and know it'd have it for life. I could feel a man's dying breath upon my sleeve and know [[ResurrectiveImmortality he wouldn't be back up and writing formal letters of complaint the moment I took my eyes off him]]." His tone of voice remained level, but his face was screwed up with hatred and his fingers were drumming the knife-hilt like hyperactive woodpeckers.''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Mogworld}}''

->'''Spider-Man:''' Rhino's getting his [[ClingyCostume suit]] removed... what did [[spoiler:Octavius]] promise you, Scorpion?\\
'''Rhino:''' Money. Gargan has no principles. He fights for profit.\\
'''Scorpion:''' Untrue. I'd rip Spider-Man's face off for free. The money's a bonus.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4''

->''"[[NotInThisForYourRevolution I never agreed with the Boss's revolution]]. His dreams of world conquest do not interest me. I just wanted an excuse to kill as many people as I could."''
-->-- '''Psycho Mantis''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''

->''"No drug, no religious experience touches you like turning a man into a corpse. [[ConsummateProfessional You need a brain, though]]. Without discipline and expertise, you'll find yourself strapped into an electric chair. A tragedy for loved ones, a big fat nothing for everyone else, and a problem solved for [[MegaCorp my clients]]. I'm just the instrument of my clients' will. If it wasn't me, it'd be the next fixer in the Yellow Pages. Blame its owner, blame its maker, but don't blame the gun."''
-->-- '''Bill Smoke''', ''Literature/CloudAtlas''

->''"I'm pretty sure if she didn't work for me, she'd be a {{serial killer}}."''
-->-- '''Roman Torchwick''' describing his assistant '''[[AxCrazy Neo]]''', ''Fanfic/RomansEmpire''

->'''Megan Dietrich:''' At one time, Lono worked for my family. His job was to... take care of what needed to be taken care of.\\
'''Milo Garrett:''' Must be comforting to be able to afford something like that.\\
'''Megan Dietrich:''' It's nerve racking. More like being a lion tamer. Cracking a whip to have an animal jump through a hoop when it could more easily turn and rip off your head.
-->-- ''ComicBook/OneHundredBullets''

->''"Where the hell did you get him? Psychos 'R Us?"''
-->-- '''Mendez''' on '''Mr. Joshua''', ''Film/LethalWeapon1987''

->''"[[PunchClockVillain Most people]] find a job so they can live. I lived for my job. Once you've killed a man who was begging for his life, and everyone congratulates you on a job well done, nothing can compare. I used it all: electric chair, the rope, rifles, but [[DeadlyGas gas]] was my favorite. There's such a purity to it. I always wished they would have kept me busier -- my talents were under-utilized. There were certainly enough people [[KickTheSonOfABitch who deserved what I could provide]]; they just needed to be brought to me."''

-->-- '''Koobus Venter''', ''Film/DistrictNine''

->''"This man, Makarov, is fighting his own war, and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend."''

'''Bangladesh [=DuPree]=:''' Um -- No sir!\\

-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' ([[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050209 Vol. 4 p. 60]])

->'''Gil:''' That's called "diplomacy."\\
'''[=DuPree=]:''' Shyeah. I ''hate'' that stuff -- but your ''father'' never shut up about it!\\
'''Gil:''' No ... he ''didn't,'' did he?\\
'''[=DuPree=]:''' "Oh, [=DuPree=], killing them all would make people ''sad."'' -- And he was ''always'' making me look bad in front of prisoners "Blah blah blah ... You can't kill them if they've surrendered, I won't allow it ..." -- And then of ''course,'' everyone would just go and ''surrender!''
-->--''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' ([[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150401 Vol. 15 p. 32]])

->'''Baron Wulfenbach:''' Dupree, when I say the words ''"Alive and unharmed"'' -- do ''any'' neurons actually ''fire'' in that brain of yours?\\
'''Bangladesh Dupree:''' Um -- No sir!\\

-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''