History Quotes / PaperThinDisguise

->''"Ninjas descended from the sky to offer him a job during his breakfast, and this was Fred's response, in its entirety: 'ME, A NINJA? OKAY.' Which brings me to my next two points. First, "ME, A NINJA? OKAY," is [[SeeminglyProfoundFool my new philosophy on life]]. And second, Fred is way, way too stupid for Barney to be doing this for fun. There is no sport in tricking a person this gullible. In one commercial, Barney simply puts on a RunDMC hat and barges into Fred's home, [[TotallyRadical rapping]]. Barney has the same face, voice, and a-line dress of Fred's friend of many years and the man's first question is still, 'WHO ARE YOU!?'"''

->''"Ninjas descended from the sky to offer him a job during his breakfast, and this was Fred's response, in its entirety: 'ME, A NINJA? OKAY.'"\\\
Which brings me to my next two points. First, "ME, A NINJA? OKAY," is [[SeeminglyProfoundFool my new philosophy on life]]. And second, Fred is way, way too stupid for Barney to be doing this for fun. There is no sport in tricking a person this gullible. In one commercial, Barney simply puts on a RunDMC hat and barges into Fred's home, [[TotallyRadical rapping]]. Barney has the same face, voice, and a-line dress of Fred's friend of many years and the man's first question is still, "WHO ARE YOU!?"

-->--''Theatre/TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier''

->'''The Princess''':"Aladdin!"(empresses him)
->'''[[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Aladdin]]'''(disguised as Prince Ali): How the fuck'd you know it was me?
->'''The Princess''': Because it is you! You're just wearing different clothes.

-->--''VideoGame/{{Off}}''

-->--''Fanfic/{{Progress}}''

-->-- '''TheSimpsons'''

-->-- ''DarkwingDuck'', "Adopt-a-Con"

-->-- '''TheSimpsons'''

-->-- '''Vice Principal Nero''', ''[[ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents The Austere Academy]]''

'''Shy Guy''': Hmmm....you look about right. What's your name?\\
'''Steve''': Steve....Oh no, I mean Shy Guy!\\
'''Shy Guy''': Well then...welcome, brother!

-->-- ''[[{{Gunnerkrigg Court}} Gunnerkrigg Court]]''

-->--''FanFic/UninvitedGuests''

-->-- ''[[{{Gunnerkrigg Court}} Gunnerkrigg Court]]''

-->--''[[{{Gunnerkrigg Court}} Gunnerkrigg Court]]''

-->--'''GunnerkriggCourt'''

-->-- '''Bugs Bunny''' ''(briefly poorly disguised as Taz), explaining to Buster and Babs a few basic facts about being a cartoon character, TinyToonAdventures''

-->-- ''[[{{Animaniacs}} Chicken Boo]]''

-->--'''ObscurusLupa'''

->''"I am a grieving widow. I wish my loved one was not dead, but alive."''
-->-- '''[[MilkmanConspiracy The]] [[{{MIB}} G-Men]]''', ''{{Psychonauts}}''.

-->-- '''Scrooge McDuck''', ''[[http://disneycomics.free.fr/Ducks/Rosa/show.php?num=22&loc=D91411&s=date Master of the Mississippi]]''

-->--''BowsersKingdom'' episode 2

(Steve appears, wearing a Shy Guy mask.)

->''You wear a disguise''\\
''to look like human [[strike:[[{{Mondegreen}} guise]]]] guys''\\
''but you're not a man''\\
''You're a Chicken, Boo''
-->--Theme to ''[[{{Animaniacs}} Chicken Boo]]''

-> ''I am a grieving widow. I wish my loved one was not dead, but alive.''
-->-- [[MilkmanConspiracy The]] [[{{MIB}} G-Men]], ''{{Psychonauts}}''.

-> (After having fallen for one of the Beagle Boys disguised as a woman)
-> "''[[UnusualEuphemism Great Flaming Catfish Whiskers!]]'' The Beagle Boys! The moustache shoulda tipped me off! I need to get out more!"
-->--Scrooge McDuck, in "[[http://disneycomics.free.fr/Ducks/Rosa/show.php?num=22&loc=D91411&s=date Master of the Mississippi]]"

-->--''DarkwingDuck'', "Adopt-a-Con"

->Aw, gee! These disguises don't fool nobody!
-->--'''Bebop''' when April sees through his and Rocksteady's Easter Bunny costumes, ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''

->''"A butchechedbah...Barbara?! Who would've guessed? That mask just hid your face so well!"''
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''BatmanAndRobin''

-> ''I am a grieving widow. I was wish my loved one was not dead, but alive.''

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