History Quotes / PaedoHunt

->''"[[MemeticMutation Why don't you have]] [[FalseReassurance a seat over there...]]"''

-> I know, Music/RKelly defending Creator/BillCosby is like Sarah Palin endorsing Donald Trump as president. Now I’m just waiting for Woody Allen and Subway Jared to publicly take their places in Team Pudding Pop.

->''"Long-time readers will remember my dissection of Jimmy Savile’s disturbingly rapey 1974 autobiography, ''Love is an Uphill Thing'', and those of us who survived that journey aren’t exactly bowled over by the revelations that [[ObviouslyEvil the screeching, schoolgirl-obsessed scarecrow-man]] was the world’s most prolific paedophile, haunting the highways, byways, and television centres like a predatory Jack Kerouac, seeking only the freedom to be left alone in a room with an under-age girl, while wearing tear-away tracksuit bottoms."''

->''"[[MemeticMutation Why don't you have]] [[FalseReassurace a seat over there...]]"''

->''"[[FalseReassurance Why don't you have a seat over there...]]"''

They said 'PRE-VERT, the kid's life is ruined!'"''

-->--{{Fark}} [[http://www.fark.com/comments/7425127/Guy-pulls-over-opens-closes-car-door-in-general-vicinity-of-child-EVERYBODY-PANIC headline]]

-->-- '''The Paedofinder General''', ''MonkeyDust''

->''"[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Why don't you have a seat over there?]]"''

->''"Long-time readers will remember my dissection of Creator/JimmySavile’s disturbingly rapey 1974 autobiography, ''Love is an Uphill Thing'', and those of us who survived that journey [[DevilInPlainSight aren’t exactly bowled over]] by the revelations that [[ObviouslyEvil the screeching, schoolgirl-obsessed scarecrow-man]] was the world’s most prolific paedophile, haunting the highways, byways, and television centres like a predatory Jack Kerouac, seeking only the freedom to be left alone in a room with an under-age girl, while wearing tear-away tracksuit bottoms.\\\
Another of my fascinations, and one that I’ve written about before, is with those wacky, mentally unbalanced [[ConspiracyTheorist conspiracy types]], who think the moon is a giant spaceship filled with lizards, and that the Jews are behind everything bad, cackling into piles of our money with fresh baby’s blood around their big Jewish beards. But as much as I mock, they’ve always maintained the notion that every celebrity, policeman and politician is part of one great big paedo ring jamboree."''

-->-- '''Nina,''' ''Series/BeingHuman.''

->''"By the power vested in me by that bloke I met in the pub -- who ''knew for definite'' -- I now pronounce you -- a paedophile."''

->''"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub -- who ''knew for definite'' -- I now pronounce you -- a paedophile."''

->''"Long-time readers will remember my dissection of Creator/JimmySavile’s disturbingly rapey 1974 autobiography, ''Love is an Uphill Thing'', and those of us who survived that journey [[DevilInPlainSight aren’t exactly bowled over]] by the revelations that the screeching, schoolgirl-obsessed scarecrow-man was the world’s most prolific paedophile, haunting the highways, byways, and television centres like a predatory Jack Kerouac, seeking only the freedom to be left alone in a room with an under-age girl, while wearing tear-away tracksuit bottoms.\\\

->''"Why don't you [[PreAssKickingOneLiner have a seat over there?]]"''

->''"Long-time readers will remember my dissection of Jimmy Savile’s disturbingly rapey 1974 autobiography, ''Love is an Uphill Thing'', and those of us who survived that journey [[DevilInPlainSight aren’t exactly bowled over]] by the revelations that the screeching, schoolgirl-obsessed scarecrow-man was the world’s most prolific paedophile, haunting the highways, byways, and television centres like a predatory Jack Kerouac, seeking only the freedom to be left alone in a room with an under-age girl, while wearing tear-away tracksuit bottoms.\\\

->''"Long-time readers will remember my dissection of Jimmy Savile’s disturbingly rapey 1974 autobiography, ''Love is an Uphill Thing'', and those of us who survived that journey aren’t exactly bowled over by the revelations that the screeching, schoolgirl-obsessed scarecrow-man was the world’s most prolific paedophile, haunting the highways, byways, and television centres like a predatory Jack Kerouac, seeking only the freedom to be left alone in a room with an under-age girl, while wearing tear-away tracksuit bottoms.\\\

->''"Why don't you have a seat over there?"''

->''"If pedos looked like pedos, they'd never do any... pedo-ing!"''
-->-- '''Nina,''' ''Series/BeingHuman.''

->''"I think this thing's gone a little too far,\\
hell, I only offered him a CANDY BAR! I said 'WAIT!'\\
I said 'What are you doin'?'\\
They said 'PRE-VERT the kid's life is ruined!'"''
-->-- '''Music/PeterPaulAndMary''', "Talkin' Candy Bar Blues"

->'''Guy pulls over, opens and closes car door in general vicinity of child. EVERYBODY PANIC'''

->''"'I think this thing's gone a little too far,\\
hell, I only offered him a CANDY BAR!' I said 'WAIT!'\\

-->--{{Fark}}.com [[http://www.fark.com/comments/7425127/Guy-pulls-over-opens-closes-car-door-in-general-vicinity-of-child-EVERYBODY-PANIC headline]]

-->-- '''Nina,''' ''BeingHuman.''

-->-- ''Nina, BeingHuman.''

-->-- ''BeingHuman.'' [[WikiMagic This troper forgets who said it. Help?]]

->''"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub -= who ''knew for definite'' -- I now pronounce you -- a paedophile."''

->'''Thou shalt not call a man over 30 who plays with a child who is not his own a paedophile... some people are just nice.'''

->'''By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who ''knew for definite'' - I now pronounce you...a paedophile.'''
-->-- The Paedofinder General, ''MonkeyDust''

->'''By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is'' sure - ''I now pronounce you...a paedophile.'''

-->-- The Peadofinder Genreal, ''MonkeyDust''