->''"I think this thing's gone a little too far\\
Hell, I only offered him a candy bar\\
I said 'WAIT!' I said 'What are you doin'?'\\
They said 'PER-VERT, the kid's life is ruined!'"''
-->-- '''Music/PeterPaulAndMary''', "Talkin' Candy Bar Blues"

->''"If pedos ''looked'' like pedos, they'd never do any... [[BuffySpeak pedo-ing!]]"''
-->-- '''Nina,''' ''Series/{{Being Human|UK}}.''

->''"Thou shalt not call a man over 30 who plays with a child who is not his own a paedophile -- some people are just nice."''
-->-- '''Scroobius Pip''', ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''

->''"By the powers invested in me by [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers tabloid]] reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty -- of paedophilia."''
-->-- '''The Paedofinder General''', ''WesternAnimation/MonkeyDust''

->''"[[MemeticMutation Why don't you have]] [[FalseReassurance a seat over there...]]"''
-->--'''Chris Hansen''', ''Series/{{Dateline}}'', "To Catch A Predator."

-> I know, Music/RKelly defending Creator/BillCosby is like Sarah Palin endorsing Donald Trump as president. Now I’m just waiting for Woody Allen and Subway Jared to publicly take their places in Team Pudding Pop.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2016/01/20/you-saw-this-coming-r-kelly-defended-bill-cosby/ Michael K.]]''', "You Saw This Coming"

->''"Long-time readers will remember my dissection of Creator/JimmySavile’s disturbingly rapey 1974 autobiography, ''Love is an Uphill Thing'', and those of us who survived that journey aren’t exactly bowled over by the revelations that [[ObviouslyEvil the screeching, schoolgirl-obsessed scarecrow-man]] was the world’s most prolific paedophile, haunting the highways, byways, and television centres like a predatory Jack Kerouac, seeking only the freedom to be left alone in a room with an under-age girl, while wearing tear-away tracksuit bottoms."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', [[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/jimmy-savile-and-david-icke-all-the-pieces-matter/ "Jimmy Savile and David Icke - All the Pieces Matter"]]

->'''Guy pulls over, opens and closes car door in general vicinity of child. [[YouCanPanicNow EVERYBODY PANIC]]'''
-->--Website/{{Fark}} [[http://www.fark.com/comments/7425127/Guy-pulls-over-opens-closes-car-door-in-general-vicinity-of-child-EVERYBODY-PANIC headline]]

->'''Jared''': I like your tool! Wanna hold mine?\\
'''Toolshed''': Jesus! Fucking pedo!
-->'''Jared boss fight''', ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''