History Quotes / OhCrap

->''MOMMY!''

->'''JARED! CALL ME DOCTOR AND DOUBLE MY PRESCRIPTIONS!'''

->'''Jan:''' ''(Responding to [[BattleButler Walter]]'s introduction)'' Well, ain't you just the textbook ''fucking'' definition of classy! But guess what, [[TheJeeves Jeeves]]? ''(Jan snaps fingers, armored ghouls immediately form wall of shields)'' That [[RazorFloss garrote wire]] won't do shit-for-dick against armor ''this'' thick! What's that, Alfred? "How thick is it?" Well, [[TooMuchInformation half as thick as my dick]], so thick enough that [[TemptingFate you need a fuckin']] ''[[TemptingFate anti-tank rifle]]'' [[TemptingFate to pierce it]], and I don't even see a ''piece'' on your old, wrinkly ass!\\

''(Seras blows apart legion of ghouls with her gun, sending metal ricocheting everywhere)''\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''

->A Westerner faced with a suicide bomber goes to pieces. Believe me, I have seen this. Just as I have seen people's reactions to other stressful situations: criminals in the electric chair, a person in water confronted by sharks. Oh, to be sure, I love to observe the look of pure horror that crosses a man's face when he realizes that he is, without doubt, going to die...\\
And ''that'' is the look I'm talking about.
-->-- '''Jonathon Killian''', ''[[Creator/MatthewReilly Scarecrow]]''

->The lead Consultant spoke quietly but urgently into his communicator, saying that he Wasn't Quite Sure Whether Or Not The Shit Indicator Had Just Risen to Nostril Deep.
-->-- ''Shining Armor'', by Dominic Green

->'''Gunnery Sergeant Bardue''': Okay Elite League, welcome to a little simulation that I like to call DARK TENNYO!\\
'''Team''': Oh fuck.
-->-- ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'', "Ayla and the Great Shoulder Angel Conspiracy"

->'Do you hear what I say? This is where dreams - dreams, do you understand, come to life, come real. Not daydreams: Dreams!'
->There was about half a minute’s silence and then, with a great clatter of armor, the whole crew were tumbling down the main hatch as quick as they could and flinging themselves on the oars to row as they had never rowed before...
-->-- ''Literature/TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader''

->The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of [Frodo], and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare. Then his wrath blazed in consuming flame, but his fear rose like a vast black smoke to choke him. For he knew his deadly peril and the thread upon which his doom now hung. ... At his summons, wheeling with a rending cry, in a last desperate race there flew, faster than the winds, the Nazgûl, the Ring-wraiths, and with a storm of wings they hurtled southwards to Mount Doom.
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings The Return of the King]]''

->"We are the dead," [Winston] said.\\
"We are the dead," echoed Julia dutifully.\\
"You are the dead," said an iron voice behind them.\\
They sprang apart. Winston's entrails seemed to have turned into ice. He could see the white all round the irises of Julia's eyes. Her face had turned a milky yellow. The smear of rouge that was still on each cheekbone stood out sharply, almost as though unconnected with the skin beneath.
-->-- ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'', by Creator/GeorgeOrwell

->The guards looked at me with expressions that successfully conveyed both a passionate desire to riddle me with bullets and also the anguished terror of knowing it wouldn't do the slightest good.
-->--'''Galadriel 'El' Higgins''', ''[[Literature/TheScholomance The Golden Enclaves]]''

-->-- [[BloodKnight Tibarn]], [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness having a rare moment of dread]][[note]]it's rare because Tibarn otherwise ''never'' [[BloodKnight backs down from a good fight]], and he's from a culture that embraces KlingonPromotion and AsskickingEqualsAuthority. The fact Tibarn is showing ''genuine worry'' at having to fight the dragons of Goldoa and ''especially'' the thought of even ''fighting'' Dheginsea is a sign enough they're either [[TheWorfEffect monstrously powerful]] or are led by something else that is even more powerful than the mooks... both of which prove to be the case[[/note]] upon realizing that [[GodIsEvil Ashera]] may have just recruited [[OurDragonsAreDifferent every single dragon]] of [[StupidNeutral Goldoa]], with [[WorldsStrongestMan Dheginsea]] potentially even leading them all personally, ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemRadiantDawn Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn]]''

'''Syndrome:''' Ooh, ''no.''

->(''the Hyenas approach... [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness and for once Ed isn't smiling]]'')\\

'''Scar''': No... l-l-l-l-l-let me explain. No, you don't understand. No! I didn't really mean... No, no! Look, I'm sorry I called you... No! NO!

->'''Obi Wan Kenobi:''' [[ThatsNoMoon That's no moon]]... it's a space station...!\\

'''Obi Wan Kenobi:''' Turn the ship around.\\

'''Lando Calrissian:''' But how can [[TheEmpire they]] be jamming [[TheAlliance us]] if they don't [[ExplainExplainOhCrap know... that we're coming]]... Break off the attack! The shield is still up!\\

(''aboard the'' [[TheMothership Home One]])\\
'''Admiral Ackbar:''' Take evasive action! Green Group, stick close to holding Sector MV-7\\
'''Crewman:''' Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!\\

(''later on in the battle'')\\

(''The Death Star vaporizes a Rebel capital ship'')\\

-->-- '''General Hux''', realising that [[spoiler:courtesy of Holdo, the fleet is about to be on the receiving end of an extremely destructive HeroicSacrifice]], ''Film/TheLastJedi''

-->-- '''[[{{Mooks}} Guard]]''' upon seeing you with a sword in your hand during the City Elf origin, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''Vegeta:''' ''[[CallingYourAttacks FINAL FLASH!]]''\\
'''Perfect Cell:''' Aw, how cute! He named it- OH, SHIT!
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Garlic Jr.:''' ...oh God, your father's Goku. ''Oh my GOD,'' you morons stole [[OneManArmy Goku]]'s kid?! How?! How did you steal Goku's kid?!\\
'''Cinnamon:''' Well, first we beat up his wife...\\
'''Garlic Jr.:''' Oh my shit.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''

->''Wait, I lied!'' I did ''not'' see that coming! ''[[RapidFireNo Nopenopenopenopenopenope]]'' ''[[BrainBleach SO MUCH NOPE.]]''

''[[ThatsNoMoon It]] was [[HollywoodChameleons not]] a [[KingOfTheDinosaurs rock.]]''

->"Physical damage has occurred. Damage at 32 percent, 38 percent, 43 percent, 51 percent. High probability of imminent complete physical damage. [[VillainousBreakdown Fear scared death termination destruction SCARED SCARED SCARED]]! [[BodySurf Searching for place of refuge.]]"
-->-- [[AIIsACrapshoot Leviathan]] experiencing fear for the first time, ''Anime/DigimonUniverseAppMonsters''

->'''Col. Roy Mustang''': Stand up, monster! Go ahead and [[HealingFactor regenerate yourself!]] You'll [[ColdBloodedTorture suffer a thousand deaths before I'm done.]]\\
'''Envy''': [''thinking''] That's right! How could I forget?! ''He's'' the one who [[KillItWithFire incinerated Lust to death!]]
-->--''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist: Brotherhood''

->''([[TheDragon Nui Harime]] appears to have [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice stabbed]] Ryuko Matoi [[ImpromptuTracheotomy in the neck with a needle]].)''
->'''Nui ([[FauxAffablyEvil cheerfully]]):''' It's all over, Ryuko!
->''([[StealthHiBye Suddenly, Ryuko disappears; it's an afterimage]]. [[NoIAmBehindYou Before Nui can comprehend, the real Ryuko appears behind Nui!]])''
->'''Ryuko:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Yeah...]] for ''[[NoYou you!]]''
->''(Ryuko slashes her Scissor Blades in an elaborate motion at Nui, allowing [[{{Beat}} a pause]] after having accomplished the attack. Nui stands frozen with a surprised look on her face. [[AnArmAndALeg Then her arms pop off!]] HighPressureBlood spews out of her severed stumps!)''
->'''Nui:''' ''[[FreakOut MY ARMS!]]'' [[MadnessMantra OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!]] '''''[[EvilIsHammy MY AAAAAAAAAAAARMS!!!]]''''' Do you have any idea how valuable my arms are?! I'm the Grand Couturier!
->'''Ryuko:''' [[DeadpanSnarker That's why I chopped them off,]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike dipshit.]]''
->''(Suddenly, Nui starts smiling again, as if she was never amputated at all.)''
->'''Nui:''' [[OhCrapFakeout I'm kidding]]! [[HealingFactor If you chop them off, they'll just pop right back on again!]]
->''([[TemptingFate Promptly]], Nui's arms collapse lifelessly. Cue Nui's very GENUINE OhCrap moment.)''
->'''Nui:''' WAAAH?!?
->'''Ryuko:''' Oops. ''(steps on one of Nui's arms as Nui gapes in horror)'' Oops again. ''(She steps on the other one, and both of Nui's arms explode into Life Fibers to be absorbed by Senketsu.)''
->'''Nui:''' [[VillainousBreakdown WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]]
-->-- ''Anime/KillLaKill'', Episode 22: "Tell Me How You Feel"

-->-- ''[[Film/HomeAlone Home Alone 2: Lost in New York]]''

->'''Twitchy:''' ''[looks in the back of a mine cart]'' Hey lookie, I found this box of candles! A big box!\\
'''The Wolf:''' A box of candles? Light 'em up!\\
''[Twitchy holds up what is clearly a stick of dynamite with a sparkling fuse]''\\
'''The Wolf:''' Wow that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those?\\
'''Twitchy:''' ''[looks at the word "DYNAMITE" on the side]'' Uh, DEE-NA-MEE-TAY. Hmm, must be Italian.\\
'''The Wolf:''' ''[gasps]'' Lose the candle!
-->-- ''{{WesternAnimation/Hoodwinked}}''

->TWEET TWEET! TWEET TWEET!
-->-- '''Tuck''' and '''Roll''', ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife''

->'''Syndrome:''' This isn't the end of it! I will get your son eventually! I'LL GET YOUR SON!! [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHA]]-\\
''[Mr. Incredible throws his car at him]''\\
'''Syndrome:''' Ooh, ''no.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->'''Syndrome''': This isn't the end of it! I will get your son eventually! I'LL GET YOUR SON!! HAHAHAHA-\\

'''Syndrome''': Ooh, ''no.''

->'''Syndrome''': This isn't the end of it! I will get your son eventually! I'LL GET YOUR SON!! HAHAHAHA-\\
''[Mr. Incredible throws his car at him]''\\
'''Syndrome''': Ooh, ''no.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->'''Nui:''' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

''*Tai Lung throws a chain of dynamite at them and the remaining guards.*''

''*Mr. Incredible throws his car at him*''\\

-->-- '''Chick''', ''Film/{{Armageddon}}''