History Quotes / OffscreenMomentOfAwesome

-->--''WebComin/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1040.html "It Probably Would've Taken 30 Pages"]]

->"Alright, but I'm not missing that gay wedding! I still kick myself for missing that topless cheerleader parade with the hundred-foot chocolate teddy-bear and the F-16s doing aerial acrobatics choreographed to the music of Queen. Oh, I remember that day..."\\

-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-8-22-doomsday/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Doomsday")

-->-- '''[[{{Chowder}} Mung]]'''

--> '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

'''Xykon:''' Eh, you win, some you lose some.\\

'''Oona:''' Such hard-fought thrilling battles, though! So many twistings and turnings!\\

-->--'''Jeremy Jahns,''' ''Film/{{Godzilla 2014}}'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se-5ali709I review]]

-->-- ''MahouSenseiNegima''

-->--''Thingio''

-->--''{{Narbonic}}''

-->-- 'Manga/'TheLawOfUeki''

-->--''TheLawOfUeki''

-->--'''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]'''

-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Stewie Griffin]]'''

-->--'''[[{{Chowder}} Mung]]'''

-->--''MahouSenseiNegima''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-8-22-doomsday/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Doomsday")

->''"Sounds like the potential for awesome for me. [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Powerful Antichrist and his legions of minions killing people all over England and monks on a mission to kick ass for the Lord?]] Sign me up. Sadly, what is promised and what is delivered are two completely different things...I don’t even think it’s entertaining evil like AlPacino in ''Film/TheDevilsAdvocate''. [[Creator/SamNeill (Sam) Neill]] is giving mass murder orders like he is in some corporate board room telling his subordinates he sent out an email about [=TPS=] reports. Who would have thought Armageddon would be run more like ''OfficeSpace''?"''
-->--'''Miles Antwiler''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/omen-iii-the-final-conflict-graham-baker-1981// on]] ''[[Film/TheOmen Omen III: The Final Conflict]]'' (1981)

-->--'''Burt Gummer''', ''Film/Tremors2Aftershocks''

->''"Sounds like the potential for awesome for me. [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Powerful Antichrist and his legions of minions killing people all over England and monks on a mission to kick ass for the Lord?]] Sign me up. Sadly, what is promised and what is delivered are two completely different things...I don’t even think it’s entertaining evil like AlPacino in ''TheDevilsAdvocate''. [[SamNeill (Sam) Neill]] is giving mass murder orders like he is in some corporate board room telling his subordinates he sent out an email about [=TPS=] reports. Who would have thought Armageddon would be run more like ''OfficeSpace''?"''

-->--'''Burt Gummer''', ''[[Film/{{Tremors}} Tremors 2: Aftershocks]]''

-->--''Webcomic/{{Niels}}''

->''"Well, when the radios went out, I decided to return to the refinery. But en route, I find I'M IN AN AMBUSH SITUATION! Must have been a couple dozen of these things! Well, I dropped the first wave with [[MoreDakka semi-auto fire]], but they [[ZergRush just kept coming!]] Sheer luck most of them were in front of the truck, so [[CombatPragmatist I just popped it into six-wheel]] and [[CarFu ran 'em down]]. The ones that got on board I handled with a combination of small-arms fire and [[CrazyAwesome hand-to-hand techniques]]. ''[pulls out two pistols]'' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I am completely. Out. Of ammo.]]'' ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[CrazyPrepared That's never happened to me before.]]"''

-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]''

->"Alright, but I'm not missing that gay wedding! I still kick myself for missing that topless cheerleader parade with the hundred-foot chocolate teddy-bear and the F-16s doing aerial acrobatics choreographed to the music of Queen. Oh, I remember that day..."
->''(Cut to Stewie sitting alone in the living room)''
->"Huh. Shoulda gone to that thing."
-->-- [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Stewie Griffin]]

-->-- ''[[{{Chowder}} Mung]]''

->'''Rakan:''' ''And then, well...a whole buncha stuff happened after that. The war ended, and here we are now... and, uh...'' '''The End.'''
->'''The girls:''' ''That's the end!? That's far too abridged, old man!''
-->-- ''MahouSenseiNegima''

->'''Rub Rabbits Leader''': ''Phew, we barely made it out alive...''
->'''Geno''': ''Yeah, those Dark Butt-cradle would've gotten us had it not been for those meddling kids!''
->'''Mario''': ''That monkey with the coconut scared me...''
->'''Geno''': ''with that one of a kind never to happen again over with, we have something we must do.''
-->-- ''Thingio''

-->-- '''[[http://reasoningwithvampires.tumblr.com/post/9281142415 Reasoning With Vampires]]'''

->'''Artie:''' What happened?
->'''Mell:''' Eh, after you got knocked out, me and Dr. Narbon had this awesome battle royal that'd be super hard to draw.
-->-- ''{{Narbonic}}''

-> '''Sano''': And my new special attack Magnetic Screw Choqa Zanbil didn't work at all.
-> '''Teammate''': Yes, it was an amazing attack.
-> '''Subtitles''': ((Please imagine the attack for yourselves))
-->-- ''TheLawOfUeki''

-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Niels}} ''

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'''Joseph: Good job, you two. That sure was a lot of spinechilling back to back battles.

-->-- ''{{Niels}} ''

-> Too bad you didn't see Agent 300's revenge, cause it was awesome!

->'''Narrator:''' And so our heroes defeat the muffin in an exciting battle, which we can't show you because it would be much too expensive for a cheap show like this.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian''

-->-- ''[[HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]''

-->-- [[FamilyGuy Stewie Griffin]]

-->-- ''DaveTheBarbarian''