History Quotes / OOCIsSeriousBusiness

-> ''"I ask you, Gabriel... when have you seen a [[ActualPacifist pacifist]] fight? Or a [[{{Determinator}} gung-ho]] man [[DespairEventHorizon lose all hope]]? These are the kinds of things that only exist in parallel universes. Yet today I saw something I thought I would never see. [[ActualPacifist Dionysus]]' systems have failed. He has fought.'' They exist. ''[[WaxingLyrical Sound and fury hath drowned his heart]], and every nerve is... [[Music/{{Rush}} torn apart.]]"''
-->-- '''[[ThePhilosopher Gabriel's Decidueye]]''' (nicknamed [[Music/{{Rush}} Neil]]), upon seeing the [[{{Keet}} hyperactive]] ActualPacifist Munchlax Dionysus [[DespairEventHorizon give up hope]] and then fight an opponent for the first time in his life, ''Fanfic/BetweenSunAndMoon''

-->-- '''[[Music/{{Rush}} Geddy Lee's]]''' reaction upon seeing the [[ShrinkingViolet notoriously shy]] drummer Neil Peart take his first and only bow for the audience in his whole career at the end of Music/{{Rush}}'s last tour, R40 (seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcgMHYQuWis here]])

-->-- '''[[Music/{{Rush}} Neil Peart]]''' on the aforementioned moment above

->'''Gordon''': I don't know ''what'' [[GrumpyBear Oscar]] is doing with a book called 'Cutesy-Wootsey Bunnies'.\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''

->'''Gordon''': I don't know ''what'' [[GrumpyBear Oscar]] is doing with a book called '[[TastesLikeDiabetes Cutesy-Wootsey Bunnies]]'.\\

-''>Even more students began to pass out as they saw Rei continue to do something other than stare out of the window. "ARGH! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" someone yelled, but was ignored.''

->"Cheryl, let go. I've got to get up."\\

"Blast it, let GO!" The blonde head was no longer visible. Archie hated being rude. But he flatly shoved Cheryl out of the booth. Pop Tate, for his part, gaped. So did Jughead. Pop came almost on the run.

->"Prune? Seriously? You got a prune-flavored energy bar?"\\

I feel my eyes widen at this, too surprised to be angry.

->"Specter you are not making sense and it's terrifying me you are ''not making sense!''"

->[Gohan] sat at the table, aimlessly spearing his food. It was unlike him to not eat, and Chi-Chi and Goku looked on with worry.

->Even more students began to pass out as they saw Rei continue to do something other than stare out of the window. "ARGH! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" someone yelled, but was ignored.

->Voldemort did not even spend time torturing Wormtail. This was odd. Why would Voldemort not take his precious time to torture his followers? His news must be of great importance.

->''It was like [[Fanfic/PokemonXNimjaPlayTheGame "Don't Stop Me Now"]], only worse.''
->''[[GenkiGirl Madelief]] was barely moving. Actually- scratch that. She wasn't moving at all. I looked at her, stunned to see the normally fun-loving Hoppip simply floating in the air and staring at a wall. As I got closer I noticed that there was a completely blank expression on her face.''
->''Let me repeat that— a completely blank expression. There wasn’t even a hint of happiness.''
->''I was so stunned and so distraught that I could barely speak. The cheerful, entergetic, bouncing ball of ADHD-ridden sociability that I had known for two years was gone. I could barely fathom in my mind that this was the same girl who had enthusiastically expressed her sheer joy over the marriage of the Vandertramps by happily jumping around from corner to corner.''
->''I was fearing for her state of mind.''
->''I approached her.''
->''"Madelief...?" My voice was trembling with fear. "Are you okay?"''
->''She said nothing.''
->''My fear only grew.''
->''"[[YouCalledMeXItMustBeSerious Maddy...?]]"''
->''This time she did say something.''
->''"Ga."''
->''It was in the saddest tone imaginable. I didn't know what to say.''
->''"Madelief— please—"''
->''"No. Really. Just go."''
->''Gulp.''
->''I didn't know what caused this, but I knew something was up.''
->''I had to tell the rest of the group what was going on.''
->''"I-in orde," I said meekly, backing away. "Ik zal gaan."''

->Something is very wrong. Not a single phone call from Candace. Not even a text message. Oga? Hose me down, I'm going home.

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-->--''Anime/DragonBallZ''

-->--'''[[DeadpanSnarker HyDrO]]''', ''Fanfic/PokemonXNimjaPlayTheGame'', after getting a WhatTheHellHero speech from the normally cheerful and amiable [=OGiNiM=]

-> '''Joey''': Look what the floating heads did!\\

->''"I've never seen an ogre cry."''
-->--'''Donkey''' to '''Shrek''', ''WesternAnimation/ShrekForeverAfter''

->'''Mr. Ditkovich''': (angrily points finger) He is...a good boy. [[HiddenDepths He must be in some kind of trouble.]]

->'''Linda:''' Something is very wrong. Not a single phone call from Candace. Not even a text message. Oga? Hose me down, I'm going home.

->'''Dottie''': Okay, what's it gonna be? (Elbows Shaggy in the shoulder) How about you, hon?\\
'''[[BigEater Shaggy]]''' (lovestruck): Nothing for me.\\
'''[[BigEater Scooby]]''' (just as lovestruck): Me neither.\\

->'''Linda:''' Something is very wrong. Not a single phone call from Candace. Not even a text message. Oga? Hose me down, I'm going home.
-->--'''Linda Flynn-Fletcher''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

-> ''"Normally I would feel bad kicking a guy when he's down... No, I don't feel bad about it at all. My friends and lots of innocent people are dead because of you."''

->''[[GenkiGirl Madelief]] was barely moving. Actually- scratch that. She wasn’t moving at all. I looked at her, stunned to see the normally fun-loving Hoppip simply floating in the air and staring at a wall. As I got closer I noticed that there was a completely blank expression on her face.''

->''I didn’'t know what caused this, but I knew something was up.''

-->-''WesternAnimation/AGoofyMovie''

-->-- '''Professor Kukui''', ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' episode 12 of season 21

-->-- ''Webcomic/Freefall''

->''"Rowlet?! Rowlet, you're ''never'' awake! What's going on here?"''