History Quotes / NightmareFuelStationAttendant

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'''Ace:''' Oh! I know this great song about this bloke and his girlfriend. She drops the ring he gives her on the railway track, and when he goes back to get it, she's killed by the train, and he's [[ShootTheShaggyDog really miserable for the rest of his life.]] It's fantastic.\\

-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS25E2TheHappinessPatrol}} "The Happiness Patrol"]]

->''"As you leave your body — you realize something is happening. You hear a sound... getting louder and louder... screaming... weeping... wailing. Terror and fear beyond anything you could imagine overtakes you. "This can’t be happening!" you scream. Your nostrils are filling with the awful stench of burning souls. Your face ignites from the heat. Flames are now blazing from your eyes, nostrils, ears, mouth — every opening in your body, flames are roaring out. Your body is sizzling and crackling from the flames.\\
Your body is now madly thrashing and convulsing from the horrible pain. "Why don’t I die?", you scream. You begin weeping and gnashing your teeth with the millions. "When will this pain stop?" But you know it will never stop...\\
The darkness is so terrifying, it begins engulfing you. You feel something moving in the darkness... something horrible is happening. "No! No! This can’t be happening" you scream — as your worm is emerging.\\

AND YOU ARE THERE — FOREVER!"''

->''You think that we're going to run out of air. That we're going to die gasping. But we're not.''\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
''We'll freeze to death first.''
-->-- '''River Tam''', ''{{Series/Firefly}}''

->''But my enjoyment was tempered somewhat by the regular intrusions of Mr. Noseybonk. Mr. Noseybonk was a sort of leering death-masked figure who was supposed to be gently amusing but wound up [[NightmareFuel haunting my dreams]], because he struck me as precisely the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and knife you, [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown and knife you]], [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and knife you]], [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and knife you]], [[OverlyLongGag and knife you...]]''
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''', ''Series/{{Screenwipe}}'' on ''Jigsaw''

->''You see this is why we love Donna so much. She’s absolutely terrified to be on an alien planet and grinning about it all the while. Imagine the similarly verbose Tegan Jovanka in this situation…she would be slitting her wrists whilst offering to do everybody elses' at the same time. Donna loves the unpredictability of this life and so do we – she’s basically us but funnier and gorgeous. ''
-->--''' [[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/09/series-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E3PlanetOfTheOod}} "Planet of the Ood"]]

->"''There's something really cool about scaring children. Traumatize a generation, that's what it's all about.''"

->"''You know nothing about us, but we know ''everything'' about [[ComicBook/SpiderMan you]]. You'll see us everywhere, even in your nightmares!''"
-->--'''ComicBook/{{Venom}}''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries''

->''But my enjoyment was tempered somewhat by the regular intrusions of Mr. Noseybonk. Mr. Noseybonk was a sort of [[UncannyValley leering death-masked figure]] who was supposed to be gently amusing but wound up [[NightmareFuel haunting my dreams]], because he struck me as precisely the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and knife you, [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown and knife you]], [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and knife you]], [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and knife you]], [[OverlyLongGag and knife you...]]''

->'''Susan Q.:''' ''(interviewing)'' Do you know any jokes?\\

'''Susan Q.''': Well, how about songs?\\

'''Susan Q.''': ''Happy'' songs, Ace! Songs about sunshine and furry animals!

-> ''You think that we're going to run out of air. That we're going to die gasping. But we're not.''\\
''({{beat}})''\\

->''But my enjoyment was tempered somewhat by the regular intrusions of Mr. Noseybonk. Mr. Noseybonk was a sort of [[UncannyValley leering death-masked figure]] who was supposed to be gently amusing but wound up [[NightmareFuel haunting my dreams]], because he struck me as precisely the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and [[KnifeNut knife you]], [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown and knife you]], [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and knife you]], [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and knife you]], [[OverlyLongGag and knife you...]]''

->(speaking in a calm tone of voice, as if she was the narrator of a documentary)'' Yes. [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Metagross]] is chewing Altair up, but since his body is immortal, he cannot die, nor can he be degraded enough for Metagross to consume. And his frail body lacks the strength to free himself from Metagross's grip. Long story short, he will be continuously chewed on until Metagross is either called off or gets so bored that it decides to leave. Which probably won't be for a while. I can only imagine how much pain Altair must be in right now... Yes. [[FateWorseThanDeath Imagine being shredded for eternity.]] [[AndIMustScream What do you think that would be like?]] ''(Dream looks up to find that everyone else has put at least twenty feet of distance between themselves and her)'' ...What?''

->You see this is why we love Donna so much. She’s absolutely terrified to be on an alien planet and grinning about it all the while. Imagine the similarly verbose Tegan Jovanka in this situation…she would be slitting her wrists whilst offering to do everybody elses' at the same time. Donna loves the unpredictability of this life and so do we – she’s basically us but funnier and gorgeous.

->''(speaking in a calm tone of voice, as if she was the narrator of a documentary)'' Yes. [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Metagross]] is chewing Altair up, but since his body is immortal, he cannot die, nor can he be degraded enough for Metagross to consume. And his frail body lacks the strength to free himself from Metagross's grip. Long story short, he will be continuously chewed on until Metagross is either called off or gets so bored that it decides to leave. Which probably won't be for a while. I can only imagine how much pain Altair must be in right now... Yes. [[FateWorseThanDeath Imagine being shredded for eternity.]] [[AndIMustScream What do you think that would be like?]] ''(Dream looks up to find that everyone else has put at least twenty feet of distance between themselves and her)'' ...What?

->''But my enjoyment was tempered somewhat by the regular intrusions of Mr Noseybonk. Mr Noseybonk was a sort of [[UncannyValley leering death-masked figure]] who was supposed to be gently amusing but wound up [[NightmareFuel haunting my dreams]], because he struck me as precisely the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and [[KnifeNut knife you]], [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown and knife you]], [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and knife you]], [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and knife you]], [[OverlyLongGag and knife you...]]''

->''But my enjoyment was tempered somewhat by the regular intrusions of Mr Noseybonk. Mr Noseybonk was a sort of [[UncannyValley leering death-masked figure]] who was supposed to be gently amusing but wound up [[NightmareFuel haunting my dreams]], because he struck me as precisely the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and [[KnifeNut knife you]], and knife you, and knife you, [[OverlyLongGag and knife you, and knife you...]]''

->''(speaking in a calm tone of voice, as if she was the narrator of a documentary)'' Yes. Metagross is chewing Altair up, but since his body is immortal, he cannot die, nor can he be degraded enough for Metagross to consume. And his frail body lacks the strength to free himself from Metagross's grip. Long story short, he will be continuously chewed on until Metagross is either called off or gets so bored that it decides to leave. Which probably won't be for a while. I can only imagine how much pain Altair must be in right now... Yes. [[FateWorseThanDeath Imagine being shredded for eternity.]] [[AndIMustScream What do you think that would be like?]] ''(Dream looks up to find that everyone else has put at least twenty feet of distance between themselves and her)'' ...What?

-> ''You think that we're going to run out of air. That we're going to die gasping. But we're not."\\

"We'll freeze to death first.''

-->"''There's something really cool about scaring children. Traumatize a generation, that's what it's all about.''"

->It's a cafe filled with adorable animals.

->. . . And they're all dead.
->-- '''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Osaka]]''', ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''

->"As you leave your body — you realize something is happening. You hear a sound. . . getting louder and louder. . . screaming . . .weeping. . . wailing. Terror and fear beyond anything you could imagine overtakes you. "This can’t be happening!" you scream. Your nostrils are filling with the awful stench of burning souls. Your face ignites from the heat. Flames are now blazing from your eyes, nostrils, ears, mouth — every opening in your body, flames are roaring out. Your body is sizzling and crackling from the flames.
-> Your body is now madly thrashing and convulsing from the horrible pain. "Why don’t I die?", you scream. You begin weeping and gnashing your teeth with the millions. "When will this pain stop?" But you know it will never stop. . .
-> The darkness is so terrifying, it begins engulfing you. You feel something moving in the darkness. . . something horrible is happening. "No! No! This can’t be happening" you scream — as your worm is emerging.
-> And you soon realize that Jesus Christ was right. There is a place called hell.
-> AND YOU ARE THERE — FOREVER!"
->-- '''Terry Watkins'''

-> ''You think that we're going to run out of air. That we're going to die gasping. But we're not."
-> ({{Beat}})
-> "We'll freeze to death first.''
->-- '''River Tam''', ''{{Series/Firefly}}''

-> ''But my enjoyment was tempered somewhat by the regular intrusions of Mr Noseybonk. Mr Noseybonk was a sort of [[UncannyValley leering death-masked figure]] who was supposed to be gently amusing but wound up [[NightmareFuel haunting my dreams]], because he struck me as precisely the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and [[KnifeNut knife you]], and knife you, and knife you, [[OverlyLongGag and knife you, and knife you...]]''
->--'''Creator/CharlieBrooker''' on ''Jigsaw''

->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/09/series-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E3PlanetOfTheOod}} "Planet of the Ood"]]

->*speaking in a calm tone of voice, as if she was the narrator of a documentary* Yes. Metagross is chewing Altair up, but since his body is immortal, he cannot die, nor can he be degraded enough for Metagross to consume. And his frail body lacks the strength to free himself from Metagross's grip. Long story short, he will be continuously chewed on until Metagross is either called off or gets so bored that it decides to leave. Which probably won't be for a while. I can only imagine how much pain Altair must be in right now... Yes. [[FateWorseThanDeath Imagine being shredded for eternity.]] [[AndIMustScream What do you think that would be like?]] *Dream looks up to find that everyone else has put at least twenty feet of distance between themselves and her.* ...What?
->--'''Dream Synk''' delivering TooMuchInformation on what Matthew Prower has just done to [[AssholeVictim Altair]] [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/416122897/3388395385 during the "Esther Bio" roleplay]] of ''WebComic/WhiteDarkLife''

->--'''CharlieBrooker''' on ''Jigsaw''

->You see this is why we love Donna so much. She’s absolutely terrified to be on an alien planet and grinning about it all the while. Imagine the similarly verbose Tegan Jovanka in this situation…she would be slitting her wrists whilst offering to do everybody elses' at the same time.

->-- '''River Tam''', ''{{Firefly}}''

-> Morning in San Caralampio,\\
Schoolchildren gather around\\
From Guatemala their families have fled to this Mexican town\\
A woman from north of the border\\
Opens a box on the floor\\
Gives them all crayons and paper, some never have seen these before\\
Draw me a picture of home, she says\\
Anything you can recall\\
Use all the colors, then we'll put them up on the wall

->And the children draw guns,\\
Bullets and blood\\
Soldiers in uniform burning their houses\\
Trampling gardens to mud\\
The children of San Caralampio draw pictures of guns

->-- '''Mark Cohen''', ''The Children Draw Guns''

->-- Terry Watkins

->-- Mark Cohen, ''The Children Draw Guns''

-> ''But my enjoyment was tempered somewhat by the regular intrusions of Mr Noseybonk. Mr Noseybonk was a sort of [[UncannyValley leering death-masked figure]] who was supposed to be gently amusing but wound up [[NightmareFuel haunting my dreams]], because he struck me as precisely the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and knife you, and knife you, and knife you, [[OverlyLongGag and knife you, and knife you...]]''

->-- '''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Osaka]]''', ''AzumangaDaioh''

Your body is now madly thrashing and convulsing from the horrible pain. "Why don’t I die?", you scream. You begin weeping and gnashing your teeth with the millions. "When will this pain stop?" But you know it will never stop. . .
The darkness is so terrifying, it begins engulfing you. You feel something moving in the darkness. . . something horrible is happening. "No! No! This can’t be happening" you scream — as your worm is emerging.
And you soon realize that Jesus Christ was right.
There is a place called hell.
AND YOU ARE THERE — FOREVER!"

-> ''You're worried that we'll run out of air. That we'll die gasping. But we're not."

-> ''You're worried that we'll run out of air. That we'll die gasping. But we won't."

->It's a cafe filled with adorable animals....and they are all dead!