->It's a cafe filled with adorable animals.

->. . . And they're all dead.
->-- '''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Osaka]]''', ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''

->'''Susan Q.:''' ''(interviewing)'' Do you know any jokes?\\
'''Ace:''' I always forget jokes.\\
'''Susan Q.''': Well, how about songs?\\
'''Ace:''' Oh! I know this great song about this bloke and his girlfriend. She drops the ring he gives her on the railway track, and when he goes back to get it, she's killed by the train, and he's [[ShootTheShaggyDog really miserable for the rest of his life.]] It's fantastic.\\
'''Susan Q.''': ''Happy'' songs, Ace! Songs about sunshine and furry animals!
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS25E2TheHappinessPatrol}} "The Happiness Patrol"]]

->"As you leave your body — you realize something is happening. You hear a sound. . . getting louder and louder. . . screaming . . .weeping. . . wailing. Terror and fear beyond anything you could imagine overtakes you. "This can’t be happening!" you scream. Your nostrils are filling with the awful stench of burning souls. Your face ignites from the heat. Flames are now blazing from your eyes, nostrils, ears, mouth — every opening in your body, flames are roaring out. Your body is sizzling and crackling from the flames.
-> Your body is now madly thrashing and convulsing from the horrible pain. "Why don’t I die?", you scream. You begin weeping and gnashing your teeth with the millions. "When will this pain stop?" But you know it will never stop. . .
-> The darkness is so terrifying, it begins engulfing you. You feel something moving in the darkness. . . something horrible is happening. "No! No! This can’t be happening" you scream — as your worm is emerging.
-> And you soon realize that Jesus Christ was right. There is a place called hell.
-> AND YOU ARE THERE — FOREVER!"
->-- '''Terry Watkins'''

-> ''You think that we're going to run out of air. That we're going to die gasping. But we're not."
-> ({{Beat}})
-> "We'll freeze to death first.''
->-- '''River Tam''', ''{{Series/Firefly}}''

-> ''But my enjoyment was tempered somewhat by the regular intrusions of Mr Noseybonk. Mr Noseybonk was a sort of [[UncannyValley leering death-masked figure]] who was supposed to be gently amusing but wound up [[NightmareFuel haunting my dreams]], because he struck me as precisely the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and [[KnifeNut knife you]], and knife you, and knife you, [[OverlyLongGag and knife you, and knife you...]]''
->--'''CharlieBrooker''' on ''Jigsaw''

->You see this is why we love Donna so much. She’s absolutely terrified to be on an alien planet and grinning about it all the while. Imagine the similarly verbose Tegan Jovanka in this situation…she would be slitting her wrists whilst offering to do everybody elses' at the same time. Donna loves the unpredictability of this life and so do we – she’s basically us but funnier and gorgeous.
->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/09/series-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E3PlanetOfTheOod}} "Planet of the Ood"]]

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