History Quotes / NeverHeardThatOneBefore

->'''Pearl:''' What's your favorite month, Marina?
->'''Marina:''' This is another one of your octopus jokes, isn't it?

->''Say what you will about Creator/KevinSmith, his new movie ''{{Film/Tusk|2014}}'' really blows the lid off this whole [[CanadaEh Canada]] thing. Aboot. Eh. Syrup. Poutine. French people.''

->''Say what you will about Creator/KevinSmith, his new movie ''{{Film/Tusk}}'' really blows the lid off this whole [[CanadaEh Canada]] thing. Aboot. Eh. Syrup. Poutine. French people.''

-->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole", "Faith or Famine"

'''Luigifan:''' *shoots an exasperated look at Pommy* For the last time, Kilkenny is an actual city, ''not'' a reference to [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark a cheesy TV show]]. [-I am ''so'' glad I got that out of my system last night.-] And Kilkenny is ''tomorrow''. [[labelnote:Author's notes]]The "Kilkenny is an actual city, not a reference to a cheesy TV show" line was originally going to be said by a Kilkenny native, until I realized that the Heroes' League wouldn't be in Kilkenny when it was said. Missed opportunity there, I suppose. -_-; Though, when I was in Kilkenny on June 5th, I saw a shirt with Kenny [=McCormick=] and the line "You Won't Kil Kenny" on it, so, yes, I got some gratification that the natives of Kilkenny have heard that line [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore at least a thousand times]].[[/labelnote]]

-->--''Website/UrbanDictionary'

'''Rooney''': Well '''''I'M TIRED OF THAT!!'''''\\

->'''Lucius:''' Hey Speedo! Hey Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack!\\
'''Bob:''' Hey, Hey! ''[[{{Pun}} Ice]]'' of you to drop by!\\

-->-- ''Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}'', "[[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:How_To_Be_Funny_And_Not_Just_Stupid How to be Funny and Not Just Stupid]]"

->''Oh, so [[Music/TheBeatles the Beatles]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs did drugs?]] I never heard that joke before. THAT’S F*CKING HILARIOUS! Oh, and apparently Music/BobDylan uses some [[{{Metaphorgotten}} confusing]] metaphors in his music. GENIUS! ORIGINAL! And by the way, you don’t mock Bob Dylan. He has done more in one album than most musicians do in a lifetime... Let me give you guys a few more original jokes for you: [[Music/TheRollingStonesBand Keith Richards]] [[SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll has done quite a few drugs]], Music/MilliVanilli lip synched, {{Music/Metallica}} [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil gets rather peeved at music piracy]], Music/VanillaIce looks quite foolish rapping.''

'''Freeza:''' One hundred and ninety.

'''Gorilla Grodd:''' [[WithusORagainstus If you're not with me, you're dead.]]\\\

-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("The Substitute"), ''So Excited, So Scared'')

->''[[TalkingToHimself Hey Light]] do you know what your name [[SdrawkcabName spells backwards?]] Oh I don't know what is it? It's Imagay! It's Imagay! Lol Lol! Lol!''

->'''Luigi:''' Mario, it's me Luigi. [[StockParodyJokes I just can't stop eating the mushrooms]]. Hahaha...It's such a funny joke. I'm such a very, very funny fucking guy! ''[angrily throws bag]''

'''Raiden:''' None of them are Earthrealm's Protector.

'''Bob:''' Hey, Hey! ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Ice]]'' of you to drop by!\\

'''Green Arrow:''' This is gonna be good.\\
'''Superman:''' Justice requires order.\\

'''Captain Cold:''' That's a new one.

'''Green Lantern:''' Never heard that one before.

'''Batman:''' That's a first...

'''Bizarro:''' [[ShutupKirk Keep talking, Batman!]]

'''Red Hood:''' That's what you all say.

'''Brainiac:''' Facing me is a fatal error.\\
'''Red Hood:''' Heard that speech a thousand times.\\
'''Brainiac:''' You will be neutralized.\\\
'''Black Canary:''' You can still be a hero.\\
'''Red Hood:''' Heard that speech a thousand times.\\
'''Black Canary:''' Maybe ''this'' will convince you.\\\
'''Vixen:''' You won't be hurting anyone else.\\
'''Red Hood:''' Heard that speech a thousand times.\\
'''Vixen:''' Calling you an animal is an [[InsulttoRocks insult to animals]].\\\

'''Scarecrow:''' You will beg for death.\\
'''Hellboy:''' Like I haven't heard that one before.\\
'''Scarecrow:''' I shall teach you fear.\\\
'''Grid:''' Analysis suggests you will not survive.\\
'''Hellboy:''' Like I haven't heard that one before.\\
'''Grid:''' My calculations are never wrong.\\\

'''Red Hood:''' That's what you all say.\\\
'''Red Hood:''' I'm not out to kill every criminal.\\
'''Robin:''' I'm doing what needs to be done.\\
'''Red Hood:''' That's what you all say.\\\
'''Red Hood:''' I keep bumping into old friends.\\
'''Bane:''' I will be your last.\\
'''Red Hood:''' That's what you all say.\\\
'''Superman:''' Alright. This is training day.\\
'''Robin:''' Don't hold back, I can take it.\\
'''Superman:''' Everyone says that the first time.
'''Joker:''' Care for a game of FiveFingerFillet?\\
'''Black Manta:''' You're too unpredictable, clown.\\
'''Joker:''' Only the svabillionth time I've heard that.
'''Joker:''' And what's your beef?\\
'''Atrocitus:''' [[KarmaHoudini You have escaped punishment too long.]]\\
'''Joker:''' Only the svabillionth time I've heard that.\\\
'''Joker:''' As my new moll, you'll do nicely.\\
'''Poison Ivy:''' Sorry, you're not my type.
'''Joker:''' Only the svabillionth time I've heard that.\\\
'''Joker:''' Blue Beetle? You're kidding...\\
'''Blue Beetle:''' Afraid the joke's on you.\\
'''Joker:''' Only the svabillionth time I've heard that.\\\
'''Joker:''' Don't start fights you can't finish.\\
'''Raiden:''' Cretins like you fall easily.\\
'''Joker:''' Only the svabillionth time I've heard that.

'''Red Hood:''' That's what you all say.

'''Grid:''' My calculations are never wrong.

'''Vixen:''' Calling you an animal is an {{InsulttoRocks insult to animals]].\\\

'''Scarecrow:''' I shall teach you fear.

'''Gorilla Grodd:''' [[WithusORagainstus If you're not with me, you're dead.]]