History Quotes / MondeGreen

-> [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UIBmi7gV7Zc A very memetic mishearing]] of ''Caramelldansen''[[labelnote:note]]The original song is in Swedish, by the way, so some pronunciations sound ''very'' weird to the English-speaker.[[/labelnote]]
--> ''Dance on me balls, cat fucking a handbag'' (''Dansa med oss, Klappa era händer'')
--> ''Yours, only, yours,'' (''Gör som vi gör'')
--> ''A walrus tickle dancepad'' (''Ta några steg åt vänster'')
--> ''It's no lie, Lisa in the crowd said,'' (''Lyssna och lär, Missa inte chansen'')
--> ''"Look, Harry had a vagina malfunction!"'' (''Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen'')

-->-- "Il Vento D'Oro", ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo''

->''[[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Hamster!]] ([[TheMentor Master!]])\\
[[DepravedDentist A Dentist!]] ([[TheApprentice Apprentice!]])\\
[[TheImmodestOrgasm Hard]] [[EveryoneHasLotsOfSex Porn!]] ([[TheHeart Heartborne!]])\\
Creator/StevenSeagal / [[FeatheredFiend Seagull]]! ([[SixthRanger Seventh Seeker!]])\\
[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario!]] ([[BigDamnHeroes Warrior!]])\\
[[{{BFG}} This Rifle]]/[[ProductPlacement iPhone]]! ([[PalsWithJesus Disciple!]])\\
And me, [[Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} the Fishmaster!]] (In me, the [[TheHero Wishmaster!]])''
-->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Music/{{Nightwish}}'s Wishmaster song

--> Music/GreenDay, "When I Come Around"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"You've been searching for that someone/And it's me out on the prowl[[/labelnote]]

-->-- Princess Anna, "For the First Time in Forever", ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen}}''

-->-- Princess Anna, "For the First Time in Forever", ''WesternAnimation/Frozen''

--> Kim Petras, "I Don't Want It At All", August 2017. [[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"I want a little bit of this and that/I take a sip of this and a hit at that/I'ma have everything on the rack". Brack is an old Scottish dialect word for a pool of salty water or an old word for a flaw in cloth (strange, as the song was ''about'' designer clothes), and it's not clear where this mondegreen came from.[[/labelnote]]

-->-- "SOCIETY", ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear -STRIVE-''[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"Armor-clad faith"[[/labelnote]]

->He sang about things no one had bothered writing songs about before like space travel and fame and Les Dennis[[note]]"Let's Dance"[[/note]] and about salmon fishing[[note]]"Sound and Vision"[[/note]] and about someone making love with his eagle[[note]]"making love with his ''ego''" from "Ziggy Stardust"[[/note]], [[BestialityIsDepraved which is sort of sick, come to think of it]].

[[PublicExecution Hang the]] black fag [[PublicExecution to the end of the mast!]] (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)\\

-->-- Music/{{Magazine}}, "Model Worker"[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"I know the cadre will look after me", which [[ItMakesSenseInContext makes sense in context]]. However, some [[ViewersAreGeniuses listeners managed to miss that this was a love song phrased in the vocabulary of Chinese communist propaganda]], and believed that they heard "I know '''that Carter''' will look after me", taking this as some kind of satirical reference to then-US President UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter. Singer Howard Devoto didn't bother fighting the mistake very hard; when UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan replaced Carter, he started singing "I know that Reagan will look after me".[[/labelnote]]

If you [[SexSlave love to]] [[TheOldestProfession sell pussy]] (If you love to sail the sea)\\

[[PublicExecution Hang the]] [[BlackDudeDiesFirst black]] [[BuryYourGays fag]] [[PublicExecution to the end of the mast!]] (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)\\

->She's got [[BuxomIsBetter electric boobs]]! [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys A monkey suit]]! (She's got electric boots, a mohair suit)

-> "ANY PORN IN THE STORE-" [[labelnote:Actual lyric]] "Any port in the store?" [[/labelnote]]

--> Kim Petras, "I Don't Want It At All", August 2017. [[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"I want a little bit of this and that/I take a sip of this and a hit at that/I'ma have everything on the rack". Brack is an old Scottish dialect word for a pool of salty water or an old word for a flaw in cloth (strange, as the song was ''about'' designer clothes), and it's not clear where this mondegreen came from.[[/label]]

-->-- Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band (The original Bruce Spingstien version is clearer)

->'''Frank''': You gotta pay the troll toll\\
[[AssShove To get into this boy's hole]]\\
[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.]]
->[[PaedoHunt You want this baby boy's hole]]\\
You gotta pay the Troll Toll—
->'''Charlie''': Dammit, Frank! You keep pronouncing it "boy's hole" when I clearly wrote "boy's soul"! Are you chewing gum while you're singing?! Spit it out!

-->-- Summon quote for the [[https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/SI:7_Agent SI:7 Agent]], ''VideoGame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft''