History Quotes / MenDontCry

[[ExpospeakGag The barometric pressure has no relevance to me]]"''\\
--'''{{Music/Sparks}}''', "Waterproof"

->I try to laugh about it
->Cover it all up with lies
->I try and laugh about it
->Hiding the tears in my eyes
->Because boys don't cry
->Boys don't cry

-->-- '''Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi''', ''[[Franchise/StarWars Thumb Wars]]''

->''It's never okay for men to cry. Know who cries? Girls. And little babies. And [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs little baby girls]]. A man holds it in until his eyeballs swell up to the size of baseballs, his throat feels like it's about to explode, and his gut just aches like there's a snake wrapped around his heart. That's why we die earlier. But it's worth it, at least we don't look weak while we're alive."
-->-- ''Series/TheColbertReport''

->"Do not cry, it's alright." Jonathan smiled comfortly, eyes crinkling softly at the edges, and Giorno found himself nodding, Jonathan's gentle nature and seemingly comforting aura made him relax instantly.

->Jonathan gave him a tight squeeze before pulling back, thumbs rubbing softly at Giorno's cheeks to wipe away the tears, and Giorno cursed silently at how ''weak'' he was being. More than he'd like to admit, he's often wondered how he would react if he met Dio, what he'd say, what he would do, but nothing compared to learning the truth, to suddenly have a new pespective on who basically was his father, and what a [[NiceGuy nice guy]] he was, nothing compared to the murderous fiend Jotaro and Jonathan have said Dio is.

->Jonathan gave him a tight squeeze before pulling back, thumbs rubbing softly at Giorno's cheeks to swipe away the tears, and Giorno cursed silently at how ''weak'' he was being. More than he'd like to admit, he's often wondered how he would react if he met Dio, what he'd say, what he would do, but nothing compared to learning the truth, to suddenly have a new pespective on who basically was his father, and what a [[NiceGuy nice guy]] he was, nothing compared to the murderous fiend Jotaro and Jonathan have said Dio is.

->''"It's never okay for men to cry. You know who cries? Girls. And little babies. And [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs little baby girls]]. A man holds it in until his eyes swell up to the size of baseballs, his throat feels like it's about to explode, and his gut just aches like there's a snake wrapped around his heart. That's why we die earlier. But it's worth it, at least we don't look weak while we're alive."

-->-- ''LiveActionTV/TheColbertReport''

-->--''{{Chowder}}'' , "Apprentice Appreciation Day"

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa''', ''Mystery Noise''

-->-- '''Gentarou Kisaragi''', ''Film/KamenRiderXKamenRiderFourzeAndOOOMovieWarMegamax''

-->-- '''Gentarou Kisaragi''', ''Film/KamenRiderXKamenRiderFourze&OOOMovieWarMegamax''

-->-- '''Gentarou Kisaragi''', ''Franchise/KamenRider x Series/KamenRiderFourze & [[Series/KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie War Megamax''

->''"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."''
-->--'''Ron Swanson''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->I try to laugh about it
->Cover it all up with lies
->I try and laugh about it
->Hiding the tears in my eyes
->Because boys don't cry
->Boys don't cry
-->-- '''Music/TheCure''', ''Boys Don't Cry''

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa''', ''Mystery Noise''

->''"Grown men don't cry, except when they get by coyotes"''

-->-- '''UncleGrandpa''', ''Mystery Noise''

-->-- '''Music/TheCure''', ''Boys Don't Cry''

-->-- '''Gentarou Kisaragi''', ''KamenRider x Series/KamenRiderFourze & [[KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie War Megamax''

-->--'''Master Shifu''' to '''Po''', '''''KungFuPanda'''''

-->--'''''{{Chowder}}''''' , "Apprentice Appreciation Day"

-->--'''''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''''', "Bar Mitzvah Shuffle"

-->--'''Ron Swanson''', '''''Series/ParksAndRecreation'''''

-->--'''The Boss''', '''''Manga/GirlsBravo'''''

-->-- '''Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi''', '''''[[StarWars Thumb Wars]]'''''

-->-- '''Gentarou Kisaragi''', '''''KamenRider x Series/KamenRiderFourze & [[KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie War Megamax'''''

-->-- '''Music/TheCure''', '''''Boys Don't Cry'''''

-->--'''Master Shifu''' to '''Po''', '''KungFuPanda'''

-->''"There's only two times a man should cry - when he loses his wallet and when he gets dumped!"''
--->-- '''Gentarou Kisaragi''', '''''KamenRider x Series/KamenRiderFourze & [[KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie War Megamax'''''
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--->-- '''Gentarou Kisaragi''', '''''KamenRider x KamenRiderFourze & [[KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie War Megamax'''''

-->--'''The Boss''', '''''GirlsBravo'''''

-->--'''''AmericanDad''''', "Bar Mitzvah Shuffle"

-->--'''Ron Swanson''', '''''ParksAndRecreation'''''