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-->--''{{Theater/Twisted}}''

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-->--''Theatre/{{Twisted}}''
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->'''Boron:''' What sorts of stories did you tell your friends about me, anyway?\\
'''Wappa:''' Let's see, prolly about how you're the biggest and the strongest [[LeaderWannabe and my number one minion!]]\\
'''Boron:''' Anything else?\\
'''Wappa:''' Yup, I told 'em about how you and your cannon blasted away the Bermans tank after tank! Told 'em about the Boron Cannon, capable of wiping out every last blade of grass it hit— What's with the face?\\
'''Boron:''' ''(looking somewhat horrified)'' [[LampshadeHanging Sounds to me like you exaggerated a bit.]]\\
'''Wappa:''' Gosh, did I? Sometimes I can't help myself.\\
'''Boron:''' Your stories about me even got ME excited!
-->-- ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel2''
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-->-- '''Cinnamon Petunia''''s comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb5eMkXzp8U "Surviving the Purge (Break-In)"]], a VideoGame/{{Roblox}} LetsPlay

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-->-- '''Cinnamon Petunia''''s comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb5eMkXzp8U "Surviving the Purge (Break-In)"]], a VideoGame/{{Roblox}} LetsPlaya LetsPlay of the Platform/{{Roblox}} game VideoGame/BreakIn
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->''"'Course, the real question is, where did I get the cup of tea? Answer: I'm the Doctor. Just accept it."''
-->-- '''The Doctor''' addresses a group of Daleks ''after having stolen [[MonsterProgenitor Davros]]' chair'', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar The Witch's Familiar]]"
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->Film/JamesBond has [[Series/DoctorWho Rory Williams]] on speed dial.

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->Film/JamesBond has [[Series/DoctorWho Rory Williams]] Williams on speed dial.
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->Film/JamesBond has Rory Williams on speed dial.

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->Film/JamesBond has [[Series/DoctorWho Rory Williams Williams]] on speed dial.
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If a Nazi is constipated, then just say "BJ Blazkowicz" while he's on the toilet. For every Allied soldier and innocent civilian killed, BJ kills a hundred Nazis. BJ's idea of a vacation is a Nazi occupied war zone.\\

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If a Nazi is constipated, [[BringMyBrownPants then just say "BJ Blazkowicz" while he's on the toilet.toilet]]. For every Allied soldier and innocent civilian killed, BJ kills a hundred Nazis. BJ's idea of a vacation is a Nazi occupied war zone.\\
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->It's a good thing I'm Seto Kaiba, or that might have actually hurt me.
-->-- A completely unscathed '''Seto Kaiba''' after a motorcycle crash, ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
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-->-- '''Church''', describing [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Sergeant Johnson]], ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

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-->-- '''Church''', describing [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Sergeant Johnson]], ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''
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->'''Soldier 1:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj_--7XP7Bc&t=294s Did you hear that, lads?]] Our prince made love to a tiger.\\
'''Soldier 2:''' All hail Achmed, the ''Tigerfucker!!''\\
'''All Soldiers:''' TIGERFUCKER! TIGERFUCKER! TIGERFUCKER!\\
'''Prince Achmed:''' ''I DID NOT FUCK A TIGER!''
-->--''{{Theater/Twisted}}''
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-->-- WesternAnimation/YoungJustice

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-->-- WesternAnimation/YoungJustice
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->'''Janis Ian''': Regina George... How do I begin to explain Regina George?\\
'''Emma Gerber''': Regina George is flawless.\\
'''Tim Pak''': I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.\\
'''Amber D'Alessio''': I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.\\
'''Kristen Hadley''': Her favorite movie is ''Film/VarsityBlues''.\\
'''Short Girl''': One time she met Creator/JohnStamos on a plane...\\
'''Jessica Lopez''': - And he told her she was pretty.\\
'''Bethany Byrd''': One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome!
-->--''Film/MeanGirls''
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->Imagine creepytony1 watching this and finding out he's like a god to the comment section
-->-- '''Cinnamon Petunia''''s comment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb5eMkXzp8U "Surviving the Purge (Break-In)"]], a VideoGame/{{Roblox}} LetsPlay
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->What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed by a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. Might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him. Any other questions?
-->-- '''Senior Special Agent Tony [=DiNozzo=]''' on '''Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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->''"How come Doomguy doesn't suffer from PTSD?"''
->''"Doomguy ''is'' the traumatic event."''

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->''"How come does Doomguy doesn't suffer from not have PTSD?"''
->''"Doomguy ->''"Not everyone gets PTSD from traumatic events."''
->''"Because he
''is'' the traumatic event."''
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-->-- '''Tony [=DiNozzo=]''' on '''Gibbs''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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-->-- '''Tony '''Senior Special Agent Tony [=DiNozzo=]''' on '''Gibbs''', '''Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
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->''"What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed by a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. Might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him. Any other questions?"''
-->--'''Tony [=DiNozzo=]''' on '''Leroy Jethro Gibbs''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''


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->''"How come Doomguy doesn't suffer from PTSD?"''
->''"Doomguy ''is'' the traumatic event."''
-->--'''[=4chan=]''' on ''Videogame/Doom2016''
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->'''Lisa:''' (''looking at Abraham Lincoln's hat'') America's greatest citizen summed up in one piece of clothing.
->'''Homer:''' (''offscreen'') [[Series/HappyDays Fonzie]]'s jacket!
->(''Lisa and Bart walk over'')
->'''Bart:''' Who's Fonzie?
->'''Homer:''' "Who's Fonzie?" Don't they teach you anything in school? He freed the squares.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Make Room For Lisa"
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-->-- [[Bionicle}} Chronicles #1: Tale of the Toa/{{Bionicle}} Mantax]] [[http://mantax-facts.tumblr.com/ Facts]]

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-->-- [[Bionicle}} Chronicles #1: Tale of the Toa/{{Bionicle}} [[Toys/{{Bionicle}} Mantax]] [[http://mantax-facts.tumblr.com/ Facts]]
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-->-- [[Franchise/{{Bionicle}} Mantax]] [[http://mantax-facts.tumblr.com/ Facts]]

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-->-- [[Franchise/{{Bionicle}} [[Bionicle}} Chronicles #1: Tale of the Toa/{{Bionicle}} Mantax]] [[http://mantax-facts.tumblr.com/ Facts]]

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Everyday I go out walkin'.\\
All them ladies start a' squakin'.\\

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Everyday I go out walkin'.\\
All
walkin', all them ladies start a' squakin'.\\



Now son, I've been to Paris.\\
On a boat with fifty sails.\\
Got thrown into the water\\
and I wrestled me a whale.\\
'Cause I'm a bird of action,\\
I don't just talk-the-talk.\\

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Now son, I've been to Paris. On a boat with fifty sails.\\
On Got thrown into the water and I wrestled me a boat with fifty sails.whale.\\
Got thrown into the water\\
and I wrestled me a whale.\\
'Cause I'm a bird of action,\\
action, I don't just talk-the-talk.\\



I redesigned the Taj Mahal\\
and painted every room.\\
I drive a big ol' monster truck\\
that runs on cheap perfume.\\
I won Olympic gold\\
for every race I've ever run.\\
and I got a Nobel Prize\\
just for havin' too much fun.\\
A tiger tried to eat me\\
but I punched him in the nose.\\
I caught the Loch Ness Monster\\
and a flock of U.F.O.s!\\
Harvard hired me to be\\
their number one head teacher.\\
I won an Oscar for best rooster\\
in an animated feature!\\
I walk into the hen house\\
and all the chickens start to squak.\\

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I redesigned the Taj Mahal\\
Mahal and painted every room.\\
I drive a big ol' monster truck\\
truck that runs on cheap perfume.\\
I won Olympic gold\\
gold for every race I've ever run.\\
and And I got a Nobel Prize\\
Prize just for havin' too much fun.\\
A tiger tried to eat me\\
me but I punched him in the nose.\\
I caught the Loch Ness Monster\\
Monster and a flock of U.F.O.s!\\
Harvard hired me to be\\
be their number one head teacher.\\
I won an Oscar for best rooster\\
rooster in an animated feature!\\
I walk into the hen house\\
house and all the chickens start to squak.\\
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->I say, I say,\\
Everyday I go out walkin'.\\
All them ladies start a' squakin'.\\
'Cause they know that I'm the coolest bird around.\\
Now son, I've been to Paris.\\
On a boat with fifty sails.\\
Got thrown into the water\\
and I wrestled me a whale.\\
'Cause I'm a bird of action,\\
I don't just talk-the-talk.\\
one thing about ol' Foghorn, son\\
I'm the Cock of the Walk.\\
I redesigned the Taj Mahal\\
and painted every room.\\
I drive a big ol' monster truck\\
that runs on cheap perfume.\\
I won Olympic gold\\
for every race I've ever run.\\
and I got a Nobel Prize\\
just for havin' too much fun.\\
A tiger tried to eat me\\
but I punched him in the nose.\\
I caught the Loch Ness Monster\\
and a flock of U.F.O.s!\\
Harvard hired me to be\\
their number one head teacher.\\
I won an Oscar for best rooster\\
in an animated feature!\\
I walk into the hen house\\
and all the chickens start to squak.\\
You look at me, you're lookin' at the\\
Cock of the Walk.\\
You look at me, you really see the\\
Cock of the Walk.
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/FoghornLeghorn''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'', ''Cock of the Walk''
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->Fact: The Great Beings built the [[PhysicalGod Great Spirit robot]] for the sole purpose of containing Mantax. And would you look at that? It failed.
-->-- [[Franchise/{{Bionicle}} Mantax]] [[http://mantax-facts.tumblr.com/ Facts]]
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->''That "solo hero" is BJ motherfucking Blazkowicz. We're talkin' about a guy who can take out armies of Nazis, super soldiers, x-creatures, the undead, and monsters from the Veil. He spanked Hitler and danced around Heinrich I like it was a ballet.\\
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BJ blocks bullets with his manly ass chin, and shakes off shrapnel like a dog after a bath. A Nazi general was once told by one of his officers that BJ Blazkowicz was coming, and his heart exploded from fear.\\
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If a Nazi is constipated, then just say "BJ Blazkowicz" while he's on the toilet. For every Allied soldier and innocent civilian killed, BJ kills a hundred Nazis. BJ's idea of a vacation is a Nazi occupied war zone.\\
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There's only one BJ Blazkowicz, and as long as he's breathing air, no Nazi is safe. BJ's not worried about how many there are, he's just worried about where the next box of ammo is.''
-->-- '''A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVem8pTJOSI&google_comment_id=z12nhjtznrijezeld222ilxgkynohxsw404 YouTube commenter]]''' [[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder describing one of gaming's original badasses]]
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->Wipe out 1.2 billion of the... ([[ExcusePlot trails into laughter]]) And if I'm not mistaken, in 1995, that would have been ''the entire population of China''! Creator/BruceLee's relative is so powerful, he's the equivalent of a thousand nukes! He's gonna [[FinalSolution murder the entire population of China]] by breaking their necks! Even when Bruce Lee would take down 20 people, it took him a little bit of time, but now comes Chin! You don't fuck with Chin!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_aXcH1zDEE review]] of ''VideoGame/HongKong97''
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->If you keep going the way you are now... You're gonna have a bad time.\\
All right. Well, here's a better question. Do you wanna have a bad time?\\
''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck You feel like you're going to have a bad time ]]''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:No Mercy Sans]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''. And boy, ''[[ThatOneBoss would you ever.]]''
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->'''Young Soldier:''' [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller William Wallace is seven feet tall!]]
->'''William Wallace:''' Yes, I've heard! [[OneManArmy Kills men by the hundreds.]] And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse!
-->-- ''Film/{{Braveheart}}''

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