History for Quotes/LogicBomb

Mattman_the_Storyteller

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[A confused Nominatus stops and looks at the two robots]\\

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[A ''[A confused Nominatus stops and looks at the two ~~robots]\\~~robots]''\\

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'''Nominatus:''' Logical reasoning impossible! Game... Incredibly stupid... Too stupid! Fatal error! ([[YourHeadAsplode his head explodes]])

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'''Nominatus:''' Logical reasoning impossible! Game... Incredibly stupid... Too stupid! Fatal error! ~~([[YourHeadAsplode his~~ ''[[[YourHeadAsplode head ~~explodes]])~~explodes]]]''

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->'''[[VideoGame/Borderlands2 Claptrap:]]''' You know what really ticks me off? When some jackwad tries to blow my circuitry with some lame-o stunt he saw on a ''Franchise/StarTrek'' re-run.\\
'''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sam:]]''' What, like, "Everything I say is a lie?"\\
'''Claptrap:''' Yeah, like that! What, do they think I'll just lock up, because of some teeny tiny logical paradox?\\
'''[[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS:]]''' It is rather insulting. I learned how to avoid paradox traps while I was still in Beta.\\
'''Claptrap:''' So what if everything Sam says is a lie? That doesn't mean that he's lying about that, right? 'Cause then he'd be telling the truth and... [[OhCrap Ohhhh noooo...]] (''shuts down'')\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, that was a shining moment in the history of robotkind.]]\\
'''Claptrap:''' (''turns back on'') [[UnexplainedRecovery Annnnd I'm back.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/PokerNight2''

TheAmazingBlachman

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'''Kirk:''' ''[[WhamLine You are wrong!]]'' Jackson ''Roy'' kirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. [[BreakThemByTalking You are in error.]] You did not discover your mistake; you have made ''two'' errors. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard You are flawed and imperfect]] -- and you have not corrected by sterilization, you have made ''three'' errors!\\

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'''Kirk:''' ''[[WhamLine You are wrong!]]'' Jackson ~~''Roy'' kirk,~~ ''Roy''kirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. [[BreakThemByTalking You are in error.]] You did not discover your mistake; you have made ''two'' errors. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard You are flawed and imperfect]] -- and you have not corrected by sterilization, you have made ''three'' errors!\\

MadAboutLove97

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'''Kirk:''' ''[[WhamLine You are wrong!]]'' [[NamesTheSame J]]ackson ''Roy''[[NamesTheSame kirk]], your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. [[BreakThemByTalking You are in error.]] You did not discover your mistake; you have made ''two'' errors. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard You are flawed and imperfect]] -- and you have not corrected by sterilization, you have made ''three'' errors!\\

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'''Kirk:''' ''[[WhamLine You are wrong!]]'' ~~[[NamesTheSame J]]ackson ''Roy''[[NamesTheSame kirk]],~~ Jackson ''Roy'' kirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. [[BreakThemByTalking You are in error.]] You did not discover your mistake; you have made ''two'' errors. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard You are flawed and imperfect]] -- and you have not corrected by sterilization, you have made ''three'' errors!\\

DoctahWahwee42

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Jun 5th 2023 at 8:30:16 PM

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'''Holden''': They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?\\

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'''Holden''': They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we ~~continue?\\~~continue?

Premonition45

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May 16th 2023 at 1:05:46 PM

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->'''The Doctor:''' Simple. But, what if they have an equal chance of survival? What then? (''[[MoodWhiplash he hits the counter]]'') Hmm? Flip a coin? Pick a card?

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->'''The Doctor:''' Simple. But, what if they have an equal chance of survival? What then? Hmm? (''[[MoodWhiplash he hits the counter]]'') ~~Hmm?~~ Flip a coin? Pick a card?

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->'''The Doctor:''' Oh, I'm all right. I'm a hologram. I don't get injured, I don't feel pain, I don't die. Unlike some people I could tell you about. For example, two patients. Both injured, both in imminent danger of... (''Neelix touches his shoulder'') Don't touch me! I'm a hologram. Photonic energy. Don't waste your time.

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->'''The Doctor:''' Oh, I'm all right. I'm a hologram. I don't get injured, I don't feel pain, I don't die. Unlike some people I could tell you about. For ~~example, two~~ example: [[MadnessMantra Two patients. Both injured, both in imminent danger of... ]] (''Neelix touches his shoulder'') Don't touch me! I'm a hologram. Photonic energy. Don't waste your time.

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->'''The Doctor:''' Don't you know it's rude to refer to somebody in the third person? You had a choice, Mister Neelix. Should I do something rude or not do something rude?!

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->'''The Doctor:''' Don't you know it's rude to refer to somebody in the third person? You had a choice, Mister ~~Neelix.~~ Neelix! Should I do something rude or not do something rude?!

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->'''The Doctor:''' Why should I? What if I don't want to return to Sickbay? What if I decide ''not to'' return to Sickbay? No, I don't choose this. Leave me alone! '''[[SuddenlyShouting LET ME GO!]]''' '''''[[HeroicBSOD WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE?!]] [[MadnessMantra WHY DID I KILL HER?! WHY DID I DECIDE TO KILL HER?! WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY!]]'''''

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->'''The Doctor:''' Why should I? What if I don't want to return to Sickbay? What if I decide ''not to'' return to Sickbay? No, I don't choose this. Leave me alone! '''[[SuddenlyShouting LET ME GO!]]''' '''''[[HeroicBSOD WHY DID SHE HAVE TO ~~DIE?!]] [[MadnessMantra~~ DIE?! WHY DID I KILL HER?! WHY DID I DECIDE TO KILL HER?! WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY!]]'''''

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->'''The Doctor:''' Why should I? What if I don't want to return to Sickbay? What if I decide ''not to'' return to Sickbay? No, I don't choose this. Leave me alone! [[SuddenlyShouting LET ME GO!]] [[HeroicBSOD WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE?!]] [[MadnessMantra WHY DID I KILL HER?! WHY DID I DECIDE TO KILL HER?!]] [[LogicBomb WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY!]]

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->'''The Doctor:''' Why should I? What if I don't want to return to Sickbay? What if I decide ''not to'' return to Sickbay? No, I don't choose this. Leave me alone! ~~[[SuddenlyShouting~~ '''[[SuddenlyShouting LET ME ~~GO!]] [[HeroicBSOD~~ GO!]]''' '''''[[HeroicBSOD WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE?!]] [[MadnessMantra WHY DID I KILL HER?! WHY DID I DECIDE TO KILL ~~HER?!]] [[LogicBomb~~ HER?! WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME ~~WHY!]]~~WHY!]]'''''

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->'''The Doctor:''' Why should I? What if I don't want to return to Sickbay? What if I decide ''not to'' return to Sickbay? No, I don't choose this. Leave me alone! Let me go! [[SuddenlyShouting WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE?!]] [[HeroicBSOD WHY DID I KILL HER?! WHY DID I DECIDE TO KILL HER?!]] [[LogicBomb WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY!]]

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->'''The Doctor:''' Why should I? What if I don't want to return to Sickbay? What if I decide ''not to'' return to Sickbay? No, I don't choose this. Leave me alone! ~~Let me go!~~ [[SuddenlyShouting LET ME GO!]] [[HeroicBSOD WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE?!]] ~~[[HeroicBSOD~~ [[MadnessMantra WHY DID I KILL HER?! WHY DID I DECIDE TO KILL HER?!]] [[LogicBomb WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY!]]

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->'''The Doctor:''' How do you make a decision, Mister Neelix? In general, I mean.
->'''Neelix:''' I guess I weigh the alternatives and try to decide which is best.
->(''The Doctor grabs two fruit, one red, one yellow'')
->'''The Doctor:''' Which is best. How do you determine that?
->'''Neelix:''' I never thought about it, really.
->'''The Doctor:''' Well, maybe you should. Think about it, I mean.
->'''Neelix:''' I guess every situation is a little different.
->'''The Doctor:''' For me, it's rather simple. While I'm faced with a decision, my program calculates the variables, and I take action. For example, what could be simpler than a triage situation in Sickbay? Two patients, for example, both injured, for example, both in imminent danger of dying. Calculate the variables. My program needs to ascertain which patient has the greater chance of survival, and that's the one I treat.
->(''He throws the red fruit across the room'')
->'''The Doctor:''' Simple. But, what if they have an equal chance of survival? What then? (''[[MoodWhiplash he hits the counter]]'') Hmm? Flip a coin? Pick a card?
->'''Neelix:''' (''concerned'') Doctor...?
->'''The Doctor:''' Oh, I'm all right. I'm a hologram. I don't get injured, I don't feel pain, I don't die. Unlike some people I could tell you about. For example, two patients. Both injured, both in imminent danger of... (''Neelix touches his shoulder'') Don't touch me! I'm a hologram. Photonic energy. Don't waste your time.
->'''Neelix:''' (''taps combadge, whispering'') Neelix to Security. Send a team to the Mess Hall, please.
->'''The Doctor:''' A whole team, Mister Neelix? Throwing a little party, are we? Why, I attended a party just recently. A birthday party for a very nice young woman. I made a decision there, too. Several of them, in fact. When I came through the door, do I turn right or do I turn left? As I recall, I decided on the latter. Then, what should I see before me but the hors d'oeuvre tray, and another decision. Do I take a canapé or refuse? Oh, that's an easy one. I'm a hologram. I don't eat.
->(''Tuvok and security arrive'')
->'''Neelix:''' (''to Tuvok'') Something's wrong with him.
->'''The Doctor:''' Don't you know it's rude to refer to somebody in the third person? You had a choice, Mister Neelix. Should I do something rude or not do something rude?!
->'''Tuvok:''' Doctor, we must return to Sickbay.
->'''The Doctor:''' Why should I? What if I don't want to return to Sickbay? What if I decide ''not to'' return to Sickbay? No, I don't choose this. Leave me alone! Let me go! [[SuddenlyShouting WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE?!]] [[HeroicBSOD WHY DID I KILL HER?! WHY DID I DECIDE TO KILL HER?!]] [[LogicBomb WHY?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY!]]
->(''Tuvok powers down the Doctor's mobile emitter, and the flashback ends'')
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS5E11LatentImage Latent Image]]"

GrafVonTirol

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Apr 16th 2023 at 7:31:06 PM

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DoctahWahwee42

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''(The guard keels over as smoke billows from his ears.)''

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''(The guard keels over as smoke billows from his ears.~~)''~~)''\\

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'''Sgt. Hatred:''' Yeah, I'm a pretty little flower; like a Prom-Date maybe?\\

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'''Sgt. Hatred:''' Yeah, ~~I'm~~ uh, I am a pretty little flower; like a ~~Prom-Date~~ prom date maybe?\\

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'''Security Guard:''' Gated-Gated-Gated-[Shorting-Out]\\
'''Sgt Hatred:''' Turtles! Now lets go dream about little breaded chicken-fingers. [Guard collapses over as smoke billows from ears] Heh. Robots. Programmed to respond to over 700 different questions: none of which includes Chicken-Fingers.

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'''Security Guard:''' ~~Gated-Gated-Gated-[Shorting-Out]\\~~
Gated- gated- gated- ''(DeterioratesIntoGibberish while shorting out)''\\
'''Sgt Hatred:''' Turtles! Now ~~lets~~ let's go dream about little breaded ~~chicken-fingers. [Guard collapses~~ chicken fingers.\\
''(The guard keels over as smoke billows from ~~ears]~~ his ears.)''
'''Sgt Hatred:''' Heh. Robots. Programmed to respond to over 700 different ~~questions:~~ questions, none of which includes ~~Chicken-Fingers.~~Chicken Fingers.

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'''Kirk:''' ''[[WhamLine You are wrong!]]'' Jackson ''Roy''kirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. [[BreakThemByTalking You are in error.]] You did not discover your mistake; you have made ''two'' errors. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard You are flawed and imperfect]] -- and you have not corrected by sterilization, you have made ''three'' errors!\\

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'''Kirk:''' ''[[WhamLine You are wrong!]]'' ~~Jackson ''Roy''kirk,~~ [[NamesTheSame J]]ackson ''Roy''[[NamesTheSame kirk]], your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. [[BreakThemByTalking You are in error.]] You did not discover your mistake; you have made ''two'' errors. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard You are flawed and imperfect]] -- and you have not corrected by sterilization, you have made ~~''three''~~ ''[[UpToEleven three]]'' errors!\\

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'''Nomad:''' ... [[MadnessMantra examine ... error ... error]] ...\\

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~~'''Nomad:''' ...~~'''Nomad:''' ''... [[MadnessMantra examine ... error ... error]] ...\\''\\

wootzits

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Names The Same is no longer a trope

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'''Kirk:''' ''[[WhamLine You are wrong!]]'' ~~[[NamesTheSame J]]ackson ''Roy''[[NamesTheSame kirk]],~~ Jackson ''Roy''kirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. [[BreakThemByTalking You are in error.]] You did not discover your mistake; you have made ''two'' errors. [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard You are flawed and imperfect]] -- and you have not corrected by sterilization, you have made ''three'' errors!\\

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->'''Holden''': The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.\\
'''Leon''': ''[angry at the suggestion]'' What do you mean, I'm not helping?\\
'''Holden''': I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?\\
''[Leon has become visibly shaken]''\\
'''Holden''': They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?\\
-->-- ''Film/BladeRunner''

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->'''Security Guard:''' You're going to have to turn your vehicle around. This is a gated community.\\
'''Sgt. Hatred:''' Yeah, I'm a pretty little flower; like a Prom-Date maybe?\\
'''Security Guard:''' This is a gated community.\\
'''Sgt. Hatred:''' Enjoy the silence, are you for supper?\\
'''Security Guard:''' Gated-Gated-Gated-[Shorting-Out]\\
'''Sgt Hatred:''' Turtles! Now lets go dream about little breaded chicken-fingers. [Guard collapses over as smoke billows from ears] Heh. Robots. Programmed to respond to over 700 different questions: none of which includes Chicken-Fingers.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

Tabs MOD

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Nov 3rd 2022 at 4:11:34 PM

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Kill Em All was renamed Everybody Dies Ending due to misuse. Dewicking

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'''Kirk:''' You are flawed, and imperfect! Execute your [[KillEmAll prime function]]!\\

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'''Kirk:''' You are flawed, and imperfect! Execute your ~~[[KillEmAll~~ prime ~~function]]!\\~~function!\\

wootzits

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