History Quotes / LethalChef

->[''Chowder force feeds Mung Daal his newly created "Foof N' Scoops", with the scene cutting to Chowder just outside the restroom as Mung Daal vomits out the dish. After flushing the toilet, Mung sticks his out the door.'']\\

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''(GilliganCut to gravestone reading 'Nadine Sherman - "Her Brain Was Sick"')''

'''Nadine''': It is. It's my overnight salad.\\

'''Rimmer:''' Oh, he's just sleeping off the stomach pump... He'll be all right. The lamb was [[{{Understatement}} a bit of a flop though]].

'''Cole: He said it's so bad, the ''homeless'' give it back.

->'''Aishi:''' This is a Ctarl-Ctarl specialty! Geckji double stew! Eat some of this and you'll have the strength of five men!\\

->'''RIMURU''': Don't tell me that this is going to be that overused trope where the seemingly-skilled hot woman turns out to suck at cooking!
->'''SHION''': *brings out the food, and it is purple, oozing, and emanating an evil miasma*
->'''RIMURU''': Why, trope, why?!

->Carl, you don't cook, you burn. You burn eggs, you burn toast. You're the only man I know who burns jello.

The biscuts are mighty fine,\\

->'''Rei''': Mm-hm! Can I have those those too, Yuki?

->'''Dorothea:''' I just got to thinking about how hard it must be to live somewhere so far away from home and... No. It can't be impossible. I'll fix you a real meal of Brigid. I'll just find a recipe and similar ingredients!\\

->[[ButtMonkey Mrs. Dunwoody]] has incinerated the bread and smothered it in something that is not marmalade but seems more like a type of ointment. She has also put sago rather than tea leaves in the teapot. I'm not sure if this is a deliberate act of sabotage or if Mrs. Dunwoody is [[ExhaustionInducedIdiocy exhausted to insanity] by [[AddledAddict my mother]]'s constant demands.

'''Layton:''' Well then, our next course of action is obvious. Let's seal up this recipe and never make it again.

->'''Yosuke''': WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I mean, what kinda-- (''cough cough'') Curry's supposed to be like "really spicy" or "kinda mild"... This just stinks! And it's gritty too! It's somehow both gritty and slimy… And it's got squishy parts in it... It's so frickin' nasty I can't swallow it!\\
'''Chie''': Well it just didn't mix too well... but it does offer a wide variety of textures...\\

->'''Teddie''': ''This'' is what bears look like to you, Yuki-chan?[[note]]Teddie is a ''literal'' bear[[/note]]

->'''Shinjiro''': Wha--! How could those be!?

'''Yosuke''': If we'd have left the cooking to them, we wouldn't end up with bait--we'd get a chemical weapon...\\

->'''Shiki:''' --! Yes! For real, Hisui!?

-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2012/11/14/guy-fieris-new-restaurant-gourmet-wonderland/ Michael K.]]''', [[Creator/FoodNetwork "Guy Fieri's]] New Restaurant Is A Gourmet Wonderland"

'''Zoidberg''': Uh-oh. I shouldn't have had seconds...

->[[ButtMonkey Mrs Dunwoody]] has incinerated the bread and smothered it in something that is not marmalade but seems more like a type of ointment. She has also put sago rather than tea leaves in the teapot. I'm not sure if this is a deliberate act of sabotage or if Mrs Dunwoody is exhausted to insanity by [[AddledAddict my mother]]'s constant demands.

-->-- ''VideoGame/Persona4''

-> '''Hyde:''' Why does it look... metallic?
-> '''Noel:''' Oh, well that's interesting. Maybe it's because we used ingredients from this world. Oh, but don't worry about the flavor. It's real curry, through and through, I guarantee it!
-> '''Hyde:''' (H-Hell no, it's not! This is DEFINITELY not curry... There's no way. The pressure coursing out of this dish... It's as if the Hollow Night was simmered in a pot and served up on a plate... Screw the flavor guarantee, I just want to know if I'll survive.)
-->-- ''VideoGame/BlazBlueCrossTagBattle''

-->--'''Felicia''' in ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes'', when her Picnic variant talks about her "reputation" with her cooking.

->'''Luke:''' P-Professor! There's smoke coming off this tea!\\
'''Layton:''' We may have created something that was never meant to be.\\
'''Luke:''' I'm no coward, but even I'm not brave enough to drink that stuff.\\
'''Layton:''' Well then, our next course of action is obvious. Let's seal up this recipe and never make it again.
-->-- ''VideoGame/ProfessorLaytonAndTheDiabolicalBox'', if you screw up on the tea minigame

->actually, that spaghetti from earlier...it wasn't too bad for my brother. since he started cooking lessons, he's been improving a lot. i bet if he keeps it up, next year he'll even make something edible.
-->-- '''Sans''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->'''Drake:''' I can see a dark river. Where will it lead me?\\
'''Linus:''' To hell, man! Obviously!\\
'''Lucy:''' This is what happens to anyone who eats [Ricardo]'s cake. It touched you to the depths of your soul.
-->--''VideoGame/TimeAndEternity'', after a bite of Ricardulce cake.

->'''Felicia:''' Everyone says my cooking is to die for... and then they laugh.
-->--''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes'', when her Picnic variant talks about her "reputation" with her cooking.

-->--''Webcomic/Freefall''

->(The boys have just convinced the girls to forage for garnish while they cook a gigantic slab of meat, as they don't trust Chie and Yukiko not to screw the cooking process up.)\\