History Quotes / LaserGuidedKarma

->'''Rachel:''' We're [[AndIMustScream doing to you]] what [[ShapeshifterModeLock you were trying to do to us]]. Law of the jungle: eat or be eaten."

-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbrq260Sx00 "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing"]] by '''Music/SetItOff'''

->"'''They deserve that!"''
-->--'''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest''' after seeing an episode's villains being forced to sniff their own armpits

'''Josh:''' ''[Stunned]'' ... Boy that happened ''fast''.

->''"Ow! The bitter pain of karmic justice!"''
-->-- '''Lunella/Moon Girl''', ''WesternAnimation/MoonGirlAndDevilDinosaur2023''

->''"Ow! The bitter pain of karmic retribution!"''

-->--''Literature/TheBible'', '''Isaiah 3:10 - 11''', New International Version

Karma's gonna come collect HumiliationConga your debt!''

->'''Edgar ([[DomesticAbuse to his wife]])''': I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this -- this -- I don't even know what you call this! I'll tell you what it looks like, it looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it! It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God, I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog been hit too much -- or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice! The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!

!!!Fiction

!!!RealLife

->''We're less a football team and more an amalgamation of [[LifeImitatesArt all the evil teams in sports movies]] that the hero team finally beats and looks back on as a turning point. It's like our seasons were written by Matt Christopher.''
-->--''Deadspin'', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New England Patriots"]]

->''This was a band desperate to hide the fact that they were lip synching, and in front of 80,000 people, the track skipped during the titular line of their album's titular song. '[[BrokenRecord Girl you know it's! Girl you know it's! Girl you know it's!]]' It was such a perfect moment that it could only have happened right after God said, "Jimi Hendrix and John Bonham — stop nunchuck fighting! Get over here and check out what I'm about to do!"''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' on Music/MilliVanilli

->''If Paula Deen’s assistants are wondering why the sound of squishy cheek pulling is coming from her office, they don’t need to worry. She’s just [[RacistGrandma fapping to that transcript]] over and over again....But leave it to Wrestling/HulkHogan to talk about his daughter’s failed music career and her dating a black guy after (or before) fucking a woman. Heather probably sat there thinking two things to herself: ''“Boning AND Racism. This tape is going to make me so rich.”''''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/24/hulk-hogan-got-dropped-by-the-wwe-over-a-transcript-of-him-saying-racist-shit/ Michael K.]]''', "So whatcha gonna do when the Hulkster runs racist on you? WWE: Um, fire you."

->Only minutes after that crucial breakthrough session, however, the psychiatrist had been forced to call for immediate security assistance when Darren finally acknowledged – fully, totally and wholly – that when he had killed "[[KarmicTrickster the witch]]," [[NoOntologicalInertia he had effectively lifted]] "[[{{Curse}} the curse]]." He was not in fact [[{{Unperson}} forgotten at all]]. But neither would he ever be remembered for anything other than [[RoleEndingMisdemeanor his madness, his depravity, his failure]].

-->--'''[[Literature/TheBible Galatians 6:7]]''', King James Version

-->--'''[[Literature/TheBible Isaiah 3:10 - 11]]''', New International Version

->I've received my comeuppance at last!

->My bad, homie. I picked C. Ain't that a bitch?

->Evil deeds have a way of making their way back to us. Prepare yourself.

->Have you ever heard of karmatic justice? Remember… what goes around comes around.

->The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise.

->A basic rule of covert ops is let someone else do your dirty work. Let someone else find the guy you want to kill. It's a great technique… as long as [[HiredToHuntYourself you're not the "someone else."]]

->No matter how she hurts people, she ends up getting hurt the worst!

'''[[PeoplePuppets Regent]]:''' [[TeensAreMonsters You]] [[TraumaticSuperpowerAwakening fucked]] [[GangOfBullies with]] [[PetTheDog my teammate]].
-->-- Regent explaining why he is about to [[NeverSuicide fake Shadow Stalker's suicide]], ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/05/15/interlude-10/ Interlude 10]]

->The funny thing about karma… It goes round and round… and in the end, it comes back to bite you.

->"You know the kind of the guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was just waiting around the corner. Karma. [[HeelRealization That's when I realized I had to change.]] So I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and one-by-one [[TheAtoner I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes]]. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl."

->Hey, everybody! Look at this! It's that boy who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at ''him''!

->Lousy rotten karmic retribution!

->"They deserve that!"

->So tell me how you're sleeping easy\\

[[LaserGuidedKarma Karma's gonna come]] [[BreakTheHaughty collect]] [[HumiliationConga your]] [[KarmicDeath debt!]]
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbrq260Sx00 "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing"]]'' by '''Music/SetItOff'''

->''So I came home early to surprise you''\\
''And I tiptoed over to your bedroom''\\
''Where I found you there''\\
''His fingers running through your hair''\\

''And so I walked out''\\
''Took a couple months for me to calm down''\\
''While you were moving on with your new love affair''\\
''Life can treat me so unfair''\\

''Til my friends called me up and they told me the news''\\
''He came home smelling like another perfume''\\
''It turns out that cheaters get cheated on too''\\
''Cause he cheated on you''

->Karma works fast out here

->''I won't take your bait''\\
''No need to make you pay''\\
''[='=]Cause karma's gonna help me anyway''\\
''Watch out, Karma's what you make!''
-->--'''WebAnimation/CloverLoveHopeFaithAndLuck''', "Karma"

->He that scatters thorns, let him not go barefoot.

->We're less a football team and more an amalgamation of [[LifeImitatesArt all the evil teams in sports movies]] that the hero team finally beats and looks back on as a turning point. It's like our seasons were written by Matt Christopher.
-->--'''''Deadspin''''', [[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New England Patriots"]]

->This was a band desperate to hide the fact that they were lip synching, and in front of 80,000 people, the track skipped during the titular line of their album's titular song. '[[BrokenRecord Girl you know it's! Girl you know it's! Girl you know it's!]]' It was such a perfect moment that it could only have happened right after God said, "Jimi Hendrix and John Bonham — stop nunchuck fighting! Get over here and check out what I'm about to do!"

->If Paula Deen’s assistants are wondering why the sound of squishy cheek pulling is coming from her office, they don’t need to worry. She’s just [[RacistGrandma fapping to that transcript]] over and over again....But leave it to Wrestling/HulkHogan to talk about his daughter’s failed music career and her dating a black guy after (or before) fucking a woman. Heather probably sat there thinking two things to herself: ''“Boning AND Racism. This tape is going to make me so rich.”''

->"Wait? What's that sound? I dunno, call me crazy, but I think that's the sound of the universe coming back into balance."

-->--''[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SJkj3DgW8Y0 "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing"]]'' by '''Music/SetItOff'''

->'''John Constantine:''' I see it all now. All the angles. All the little people you've fucked over — all the innocent lives you've destroyed in your scramble for [[{{Greed}} money]] and [[AmbitionIsEvil power]] and [[TheHedonist nasty kicks]] [[KarmaHoudini without consequences]]. Well, ''[[KarmaHoudiniWarranty I'm]]'' [[KarmaHoudiniWarranty the fucking consequences]], sunshine. And I'm thinking [[EvilSorcerer Mako]] [[UnstoppableRage won't be too chuffed]] that you got him trapped in that Soul Cage for all eternity. Your [[ArtificialAfterlife private heaven]] just turned into a private hell, mate... and Mako's the devil. [[SeeYouInHell Give him my best when you get there, won't you?]]

->'''Jake:''' David, we have fought the Yeerks for a long time now. [[ShellShockedVeteran It seems like forever.]] We are not going to let you beat us. We are going to save the human race if we can. There are larger issues... more important...

'''Cause karma's gonna help me anyway''\\

->Hey, everybody! Look at this! It's [[{{Jerkass}} that boy who laughs at everyone!]] Let's laugh at ''him''!

-->--'''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest''' after seeing an episode's villains [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment being forced to sniff their own armpits]]

->'''John Constantine:''' I see it all now. All the angles. All the little people you've fucked over — all the innocent lives you've destroyed in your scramble for [[{{Greed}} money]] and [[AmbitionIsEvil power]] and [[TheHedonist nasty kicks]] [[KarmaHoudini without consequences]]. Well, ''[[KarmaHoudiniWarranty I'm]]'' [[KarmaHoudiniWarranty the fucking consequences]], sunshine. And I'm thinking [[EvilSorcerer Mako]] [[UnstoppableRage won't be too chuffed]] that you got him trapped in that [[SoulJar Soul Cage]] [[AndIMustScream for all eternity]]. Your [[ArtificialAfterlife private heaven]] just turned into a private hell, mate... and Mako's the devil. [[SeeYouInHell Give him my best when you get there, won't you?]]

->[[AttentionWhore Darren]]'s Wikipedia page was back up, but locked after continual editing abuse. He also had a few hundred followers on Twitter, but none anyone would care to meet in the flesh [[{{GIFT}} if their communications were any display of personality]]. But now, after months of intensive work with one of the most complex delusional patients he had even encountered, Dr. Bernard P Basset had achieved that moment of acceptance.

How [[ItsAllAboutMe you're only thinking of yourself]]\\

[[ConsummateLiar Telling all your lies like second nature]]\\
Listen, [[IWarnedYou mark my words, one day]] (one day)\\
[[AssholeVictim You will pay, you will pay]]\\

-->--Homer Simpson, whenever he ends up getting caught by the police for destroying things, ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsHitAndRun''

''Cause [[YourCheatingHeart he cheated on you]]''

->Karma works fast out here
-->'''Miles''', [[https://www.gocomics.com/crabgrass/2020/10/07 in this]] ''ComicStrip/{{Crabgrass}}'' comic