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->''"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."''
-->--'''Jesus''', ''Literature/TheBible'', Matthew, 10:34 (NIV)
-->--'''Jesus''', ''Literature/TheBible'', Matthew, 10:34 (NIV)
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->''"Kung-Fu Action Jesus! He's fighting the bad guys and making them pay, with Magic Kung Fu, he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!"
--> ''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''
->''"Kung-Fu Action Jesus! He's fighting the bad guys and making them pay, with Magic Kung Fu, he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!"
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-->--WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy
-> SUPER JESUS: Where is your Satan now!?"
-> "This summer, let he who is without sin...''kick the first ass''."
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-->-- '''[[Music/TheAxisOfAwesome The Axis Of Awesome]]''', ''What Would Jesus Do''
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-> He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu
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-> There are three of him, and there's only one of you (and Jesus can [[{{Flight}} fly]])
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->you)]]\\
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->''"Alright, motherfuckers. In times like this, religion is often forgotten, so I'm gonna remind you of how awesome Jesus is. First off, his [[PowerLevel power level]] is fucking 9,001. THAT IS [[MemeticMutation OVER 9 THOUSAND]]! Show some respect for that. He'd kick all your asses. Second, he dares to have a Mexican name despite the fact that he is not Mexican. Only the greats do that. Third, he could conjure water and self-rez when his [[PartyWipe group wiped]] for the fifth fucking time that night so no one had to run back. That's a fucking time-saver right there! And finally, he is a great supporter of cannibalism. So much so that he actually ENCOURAGES people to eat his flesh and drink his blood. Any questions?"''
->--taken from a GaiaOnline roleplay post
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->''"Wachowski brothers fans have noted the deliberate parallels between the messianic Neo and the Biblical story of the moneychangers in the temple, in which Christ pulled out a Beretta and killed about 50 security guards."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' on ''Film/TheMatrix''
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->''"Alright, motherfuckers. In times like this, religion is often forgotten, so I'm gonna remind you of how awesome Jesus is. First off, his [[PowerLevel power level]] is fucking 9,001. THAT IS [[MemeticMutation OVER 9 THOUSAND]]! Show some respect for that. He'd kick all your asses. Second, he dares to have a Mexican name despite the fact that he is not Mexican. Only the greats do that. Third, he could conjure water and self-rez when his [[PartyWipe group wiped]] for the fifth fucking time that night so no one had to run back. That's a fucking time-saver right there! And finally, he is a great supporter of cannibalism. So much so that he actually ENCOURAGES people to eat his flesh and drink his blood. Any questions?"''
->--taken from a GaiaOnline roleplay post
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--> [Fred Dryer] was TV's Hunter?! That's like finding out Jesus knew karate! Imagine that, Stan, karate Jesus!
-->-- '''[[CloudCuckooLander Xander Crews]]''', ''FriskyDingo''
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WesternAnimation/SouthPark
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-->"''Imagine if Jesus knew kung-fu; that's what everybody is dealing with.''"
-->-- '''John Morrison''', ''ECW on Sci-Fi''
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->''My children, I think you should know something... I'm packing.''
-->--SouthPark
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->''My children, I think you should know something... I'm packing.''
-->--SouthPark