History Quotes / KleptomaniacHero

->'''[[{{Disgaea}} Asagi]]''': Woah, seriously? You went exploring...huh. You find any nice loot in the lower levels?

->'''Garrett's Principle:''' ''Let's not mince words: you're a thief. You can walk into just about anybody's house like the door wasn't even locked. You just barge right in and start looking for stuff. Anything you can find that's not nailed down (or on fire) is yours to keep. You will often walk into perfect strangers' houses, lift their precious artifacts, and then chat with them like you were old neighbors as you head back out with their family heirlooms under your arm. Unfortunately, this never works in stores.''

->'''Kaidan:''' "You'll be fine, Garrus. If you're ever in doubt, just ask yourself '[[WhatWouldXDo What Would Shepard Do?]]'"
->'''Garrus:''' "[[LampshadeHanging Oh that's easy]], [[RunningGag search every nook and cranny, open everything that isn't locked down and hack open anything that is.]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense Even in the middle of a battle.]]"

-->-- '''Leucos''', ''GloryOfHeracles'' (NintendoDS)

--> ''MassEffect: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5639538/1/Accidental_Hero_of_the_Galaxy Accidental Hero of the Galaxy]]''

--> ''MassEffect2,'' during Kasumi's mission.

-> "''If adventure games were a medical condition, the first symptom would be [[EasyAmnesia amnesia]] and the second would be kleptomania.''"

-->--'''Yahtzee''', '''''WebOriginal/ZeroPunctuation'''''

->'''Kasumi:''' Found DNA?

--> MassEffect: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5639538/1/Accidental_Hero_of_the_Galaxy Accidental Hero of the Galaxy]]

--> MassEffect2

-> "''If adventure games were a medical condition, the first symptom would be [[Main/EasyAmnesia amnesia]] and the second would be kleptomania.''"
-->--'''Yahtzee''', '''''ZeroPunctuation'''''

-->--'''The Chosen One''', '''''[[{{Fallout}} Fallout 2]]'''''

->'''[[FinalFantasyX Tidus]]:''' ''You're just gonna ''take'' that?''
->'''[[FinalFantasyII Firion]]:''' ''What? It's free!''

->'''[[@/LeChuck4 GG]]''': Yeah. Remember what [[FinalFantasyIX Mr. Kuja]] [said] about the high security on the lower levels? He wasn't kidding. Bears, land octopi, tigers... a whole lot of guardian creatures are living down there.

-->''[[http://whatdoesgodneedwithastarship.com Xenogears: A Rope of Robots]]'', a [[LetsPlay Let's Play]] of ''{{Xenogears}}''

-->-- ''TheGrandListOfConsoleRolePlayingGameCliches''

-->'''DarthsAndDroids'''

--->'''DarthsAndDroids'''

--->'''DarthsAndDroids''

->''What do I ''want''? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves...''

->'''[[@/LeChuck4 GG]]''': Yeah. Remember what [[FinalFantasyIX Mr. Kuja]] [said] about the high security on the lower levels? He wasn't kidding. Bears, land octopi, tigers... a whole lot of guardian creatures are living down there.
->'''[[{{Disgaea}} Asagi]]''': Woah, seriously? You went exploring...huh. You find any nice loot in the lower levels?
->'''GG''': Yeah, but I left it there. I mean, how much of a douchebag would I be if I stole from the guy giving me a place to not-sleep?
-->--[[WeAreOurAvatars GG]] and Asagi talking about GG after he Explored the Desert Palace.

-->--[[ZeroPunctuation Yahzee]]

-->--[[LegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries Link]]

->'''[[@/LeChuck4 GG]]''': Yeah. Remember what Mr. Kuja about the high security on the lower levels? He wasn't kidding. Bears, land octopi, tigers... a whole lot of guardian creatures are living down there.