History Quotes / ItWasHisSled

->''[[http://xkcd.com/109/ SNAPE KILLS TRINITY WITH ROSEBUD]]! [[AltText (And then it turns out they're both]] [[Film/FightClub Tyler Durden.)]]''
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''

->So after you endure hardship after hardship, struggle after struggle, you finally free the souls of all six Sages and you return to the Temple of Time, and this is where you learn that-- Oh, hold on. SPOILER WARNING if you've never played a single video game in your life. [Sheik] was Zelda the whole time!

->''"What?! Gandalf comes back?! Dude, why'd you spoil it?"''\\
''"Dave, it's been in print for 50 years. It's like me telling you that Hamlet dies at the end of the play."''\\
''"Hamlet '''dies'''!?"''
-->-- '''Dave and Greg''', ''Webcomic/RealLifeComics''

->''"Spoiler Alert - This article contains spoilers for ''Harry Potter'' (Snape kills Dumbledore), ''Star Wars'' (Darth Vader is Luke's father), ''Citizen Kane'' (it was his sled), ''The Sixth Sense'' (Creator/BruceWillis is a ghost) and the dictionary (zyzzyva)."''
-->-- '''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20130920071121/http://www.mytgn.co.uk/forum/content.php?70-LHPaEbSWHNRHP-Part-2-Harry-Potter-and-the-Chamber-of-Secrets LEGO Harry Potter as Explained by Someone Who Has Never Read Harry Potter]]'''

->''"- So wait!!! The crazy old hobo WAS LUCY!?!?!?!"''\\
''"- Yes, and Snape kills Dumbledore. Also, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father."''\\
''"- And, appropriately enough, Soylent Green is people."''
-->-- Comments to a Theatre/SweeneyTodd video, long since taken down from [=YouTube=].

->'''Lucy:''' What are you watching?\\
'''Linus:''' "Citizen Kane".\\
'''Lucy:''' I've seen it about ten times.\\
'''Linus:''' This is the first time I've ever seen it...\\
'''Lucy:''' "Rosebud" was his sled!\\
'''Linus:''' AAUGH!!
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}''

->'''[=Cloud87450=]:''' Yeah, ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' was actually AllJustADream!\\
'''LetsPlay/ChipCheezum:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Whaaaat?]]''\\
'''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}}:''' Oh my god, the [[TwistEnding surprise twist]] to this twenty-year-old game.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}''[[note]]"Uh, well close to like 25, really."[[/note]]

->[[Franchise/StarWars Leia's his sister and Vader's his dad]]\\
What could I have said that would make her so mad?\\
[[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman Bates' mom is dead,]] [[Film/TheSixthSense Bruce Willis is a ghost,]]\\
[[Literature/TheBible And Jesus comes back three days after he's toast]]
-->-- [[http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=118 "Spoiler Alert"]] by Music/TomSmith

->'''Harrison:''' My name... is... [[spoiler:Khan]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' Surprise! But, only if you're four.
-->-- '''WebVideo/CinemaSins''', ''Everything Wrong with'' Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness.

-> '''Tony:''' Disgruntled employee steals from the office on the way out of town. Stops for a little while and winds up dead just like Marian Crane in ''Film/{{Psycho}}''.\\
'''Jimmy:''' Spoiler alert, okay? Haven't seen it.\\
'''Tony:''' You've had 50 years to catch up on the story of Norman Bates.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "One Last Score"

-> '''Narrator''': Uhh, I guess spoilers? Even though this game came out in 1993. Look, it's not my fault you were born too late!
-->-- ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' at the beginning of the trailer for the 2019 remake of ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening''

->So after you endure hardship after hardship, struggle after struggle, you finally free the souls of all six Sages and you return to the Temple of Time, and this is where you learn that-- Oh, hold on. SPOILER WARNING if you've never played a single video game in your life. [[spoiler:[Sheik] was Zelda the whole time]]!

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/the-keeper-of-traken-written-by-johnny.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS18E6TheKeeperOfTraken "The Keeper of Traken"]]

-->--'''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''', ''episode 30''

-->--'''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20130920071121/http://www.mytgn.co.uk/forum/content.php?70-LHPaEbSWHNRHP-Part-2-Harry-Potter-and-the-Chamber-of-Secrets LEGO Harry Potter as Explained by Someone Who Has Never Read Harry Potter]]'''

-->--''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}''

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS21E22TheBobNextDoor "The Bob Next Door"]]

-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', discussing a plot point in his review of ''Film/{{Clash of the Titans|2010}}''

-->--'''WebVideo/CinemaSins''', ''Everything Wrong with'' Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness.

-->-- '''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "One Last Score"

-->--'''[[http://www.mytgn.co.uk/forum/content.php?70-LHPaEbSWHNRHP-Part-2-Harry-Potter-and-the-Chamber-of-Secrets LEGO Harry Potter as Explained by Someone Who Has Never Read Harry Potter]]'''

--> '''Tony:''' Disgruntled employee steals from the office on the way out of town. Stops for a little while and winds up dead just like Marian Crane in ''Film/{{Psycho}}''.\\

--> '''Tony:''' Disgruntled employee steals from the office on the way out of town. Stops for a little while and winds up dead just like Marian Crane in ''Film/{{Psycho}}''.

-->-- Comments to a Theatre/SweeneyTodd [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsIukFRP_h0&feature=relmfu video]].

-->-- Comments to a SweeneyTodd [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsIukFRP_h0&feature=relmfu video]].

->''"It is his sled. It was a sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long, boobless hours."''
-->--'''Peter Griffin''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', discussing a plot point in his review of ''Film/ClashOfTheTitans''

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/the-keeper-of-traken-written-by-johnny.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS18E6TheKeeperOfTraken}} "The Keeper of Traken"]]

->"[[Film/KingKong1933 Kong]]''?! You don't want me to spoil ''Kong'', a seventy-year-old movie? There's a statute of limitations on this shit, man.'' [...] ''Have you seen ''Film/{{The Passion|OfTheChrist}}'' yet? Spoiler alert: Jesus dies.''"

->'''Sideshow Bob:''' The greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->--'''[[http://www.mytgn.co.uk/forum/content.php?70-LHPaEbSWHNRHP-Part-2-Harry-Potter-and-the-Chamber-of-Secrets Lego Harry Potter as Explained by Someone Who Has Never Read Harry Potter]]'''

->"''[[Film/KingKong2005 Kong]]?! You don't want me to spoil Kong, a seventy-year-old movie? There's a statute of limitations on this shit, man.'' ...''Have you seen ''Film/{{The Passion|OfTheChrist}}'' yet? Spoiler alert: Jesus dies.''"

-->-- '''Creator/CraigFerguson''', ''[[TheLateLateShow The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson]]''

->'''Yami:''' I see. Then the only way to defeat you is to spoil every plot twist in existence, thereby ridding the public of any desire to see your [[TakeThat convoluted mess]] of a [[Film/{{Saw}} movie series!]]\\

->"''[[Film/KingKong Kong]]?! You don't want me to spoil Kong, a seventy-year-old movie? There's a statute of limitations on this shit, man.'' ...''Have you seen ''Film/{{The Passion|OfTheChrist}}'' yet? Spoiler alert: Jesus dies.''"

-->--Comments to a SweeneyTodd [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsIukFRP_h0&feature=relmfu video]].

-->--[[http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=118 "Spoiler Alert"]] by Tom Smith

->''"What?! Gandalf comes back?! Dude, why'd you spoil it?"''
->''"Dave, it's been in print for 50 years. It's like me telling you that Hamlet dies at the end of the play."''
->''"Hamlet '''dies'''!?"''

->''"- So wait!!! The crazy old hobo WAS LUCY!?!?!?!"''
->''"- Yes, and Snape kills Dumbledore. Also, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father."''
->''"- And, appropriately enough, Soylent Green is people."''

->[[Franchise/StarWars Leia's his sister and Vader's his dad]]
->What could I have said that would make her so mad?
->[[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman Bates' mom is dead,]] [[Film/TheSixthSense Bruce Willis is a ghost,]]
->[[Literature/TheBible And Jesus comes back three days after he's toast]]

'''Linus:''' Citizen Kane.\\

'''Lucy:''' Rosebud was his sled!\\
'''Linus:''' AAUGH!

->'''Sideshow Bob:''' The greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!
->'''Bart:''' Aw, I haven't gotten to that part yet!
->'''Bob:''' It's a four-year-old book.
->'''Bart:''' I'm a slow reader.

->'''[=Cloud87450=]:''' Yeah, ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' was actually AllJustADream!
->'''LetsPlay/ChipCheezum:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Whaaaat?]]''
->'''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}}:''' Oh my god, the [[TwistEnding surprise twist]] to this twenty-year-old game.

-->-- '''CraigFerguson''', ''[[TheLateLateShow The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson]]''

'''Yami:''' Wanna bet? ''[inhales]'' [[HarryPotter/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Snape kills-]]\\

->"I've got to admit, [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory I totally saw that coming]]."
-->--RiffTrax, ''Film/{{Titanic}}''

->'''Pig:''' Hey, Goat... whatcha reading?\\
'''Goat:''' This biography of [[AbrahamLincoln Abe Lincoln]].\\
'''Pig:''' Does it explain very much about his assassination or--''oops''.\\
'''Goat:''' What?\\
'''Pig:''' Spoiler alert.
-->--''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'', [[http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2013/06/27 June 27, 2013]]