Phoebe: I thought I was gonna see a film about, y'know, Yankee pride! And then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Richard: Uh... the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?

''"Now we spend the next hour and a half playing the bloody waiting game!"

"Shhh. Haven't seen it yet. Don't. Ruin. The. Ending."

"Have you seen the The Passion yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies."

Trust me, Clark. Our friendship will be the stuff of legends.

"From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;

Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows

Doth with their death bury their parents' strife"

Any movie about Christ is gonna end the same way. Jesus is gonna hit the iceberg.

"So the kids enter the sewer to fight the clown. This is really suspenseful because I have no idea who's going to make it out alive except for all of them."