History Quotes / ImprovisedWeapon

-->-- '''Riddick''', '''''Film/TheChroniclesOfRiddick'''''

-->-- '''Tai Kaliso''', '''''[[GearsOfWar Gears of War: Jacinto's Remnant]]'''''

->'''Farrel:''' You just killed a hellicopter with a car!
->'''[=McClane=]:''' I was out of bullets.
-->--'''''Film/LiveFreeOrDieHard'''''

->You used ''[[CrateExpectations a crate?]]'' I mean, really, ''a crate?''
-->-- '''Neutral''', '''''TwoKinds'''''

-->--'''Steven Heck''', '''''AlphaProtocol'''''

-->--'''[[http://www.itswalky.com/d/20030925.html Sal]]''', '''''[[WalkyVerse It's Walky]]'''''

->'''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Zeetha]]:''' You just said: "No weapons."
->'''[[{{Determinator}} Higgs]]:''' That wasn't a ''weapon'', that was a ''chair''.
->'''Zeetha:''' Well then! Give me a ''chair''!
->'''Higgs:''' Comin' up.
''*later*''
->'''Zeetha:''' Tankard! Not a weapon!
-->-- '''''Webcomic/GirlGenius'''''

-->-- '''''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'''''

->As long as we still have guns, we gonna fight. And if we run out of bullets? Baby, [[ZombieApocalypse they]] [[BatterUp gonna]] [[FryingPanOfDoom wish]] [[AnAxeToGrind we]] [[ChainsawGood hadn't.]]
-->-- '''''Coach, VideoGame/Left4Dead2'''''

-->-- '''[[Creator/JasonStatham Bacon]]''', '''''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels'''''

->'''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Kung-Fu Cowboy]] [[{{Mook}} minion]]:''' ''[[IKnowKarate [does a bunch of kicks]]]'' "I learned that from a Chinaman!"\\
'''West:''' ''[picks up [[ShovelStrike a shovel]] and knocks him out in one hit]'' "[[CombatPragmatist I just made that up!]]"

->''If a minifig can't find a real weapon, Random Objects are better than nothing, although this is only because having nothing sucks to such an impressive degree.''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Brikwars}} Manual'' on what to do when disarmed.

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}'', "Toby Danger in Doomsday Bet"

->''"Where the book really shines is its tips on creating makeshift weapons using only the crap found on a plane. For example, here's how to arts 'n' crafts an ordinary Coke can into a dagger... they give tips on crushing terrorist windpipes with the edge of a meal tray! Why the hell not!?"''\\
'''Stewardess:''' '''''[[BondOneLiner THIS is the deal with airline food!]]'''''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-real-survival-guides-for-wildly-improbable-situations/#ixzz31qEDN25w "4 Real Survival Guides For Improbably Situations"]]

-->--BadassOfTheWeek, on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/homedefense.html the garage]].

''(A huge wrecking-ball smashes through the wall and into Glory.)''\\

->'''Valmont:''' You are telling me one man stopped you?
->'''Finn:''' Uh, yes, but-
->'''Valmont:''' Three of my enforcers armed with high-tech weapons were defeated by an... archaeologist?
->'''Finn:''' Did we mention he had windshield wipers?

->''Naturally, you're not armed in church. The nearest blunt instrument is the processional cross - a good ten pounds of silver and mahogany. God will understand.''
-->--''Videogame/FallenLondon''

'''West:''' ''[picks up [[ShovelStrike a shovel]] and knocks him out in one hit]'' "[[CombatPragmatist I just made that up!]]"\\
--'''Film/WildWildWest'''

->"If a minifig can't find a real weapon, Random Objects are better than nothing, although this is only because having nothing sucks to such an impressive degree."
-->--'''{{Brikwars}} Manual''' on what to do when disarmed.

->'''Dr. Danger:''' "Can nothing stop this thing?"
->'''"Dash" O' Pepper''': "Just let me throw a barrel at it!"
-->'''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}'', '''Toby Danger in Doomsday Bet'''

-->-- '''''KingdomOfLoathing'''''

->'''Glory:''' You lost your hammer, sweet cheeks. What are you gonna hit me with now?\\

->''"This book is 79 pages covering every aspect of pulling a pocket flashlight from your custom holster and then poking it into your enemies. The amount of detail in the hypothetical karate flashlight battles is staggering. Why, if I didn't know better, and I don't, I'd say the author was'' deranged''."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/4-real-guides-for-killing-with-everyday-objects-2570123 "4 Everyday Items You Didn't Know Were Weapons"]]

-->--'''[[CrazyAwesome Steven Heck]]''', '''''AlphaProtocol'''''

'''West:''' ''[picks up a shovel and knocks him out in one hit]'' "[[CombatPragmatist I just made that up!]]"\\

->''"To improvise a weapon, you have to understand the basic principles behind whatever you're making. A gun, for example, is just a barrel and a firing pin, while a time-delay bomb can be as simple as a corrosive chemical, an oxidizing agent, and something to keep them from mixing together long enough to keep from blowing your hands off."''
-->--''Series/BurnNotice''

-> ''"Shit, there's a lot of things you could use to kill a guy with. You could probably beat a guy to death with the Sunday New York Times, couldn't you?"''
-->-- ''GeorgeCarlin''

->''"Depending on how hardcore you are about making trips to the Home Depot every weekend, this place can potentially be literally covered from wall to wall with diabolical instruments so pointy and menacing that it makes some of those pussy-ass Spanish Inquisition torture chambers look like an inflatable bounce house at a six-year-old's birthday party."''
-->--BadassOfTheWeek, on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/homedefense.html the garage]].

->'''"Dash" O' Pepper''': "WAIT! Let me throw a barrel at it!"

-->-- '''[[JasonStatham Bacon]]''', '''''LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels'''''

->'''Mclaine:''' I was out of bullets.
-->--'''''LiveFreeOrDieHard'''''

-> ''"I'll kill you my teacup."''

-> ''"I'll kill you... with this teacup."''

-> ''"I'll kill you... with this teacup."''

-->-- '''''GirlGenius'''''

-->-- '''''Coach, Left4Dead2'''''

-->-- '''[[JasonStatham Bacon]]''', '''''{{Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels}}'''''

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-->-- '''Riddick''', '''''TheChroniclesOfRiddick'''''

->'''Mclaine:''' I was out of bullets

-> I'll kill you... with this teacup.
-->-- '''Riddick''', ''TheChroniclesOfRiddick''

->This [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Tiny_ninja_sword needle-sized ninja sword]] is too small to use as a weapon. Well, it's too small to use as an ''effective'' weapon. Pretty much anything can be used as an ineffective weapon.
-->-- ''KingdomOfLoathing''

->'''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Zeetha]]:''' You just said: "No weapons."
->'''[[{{Determinator}} Higgs]]:''' That wasn't a ''weapon'', that was a ''chair''.
->'''Zeetha:''' Well then! Give me a ''chair''!
->'''Higgs:''' Comin' up.
-->-- ''GirlGenius''

-->-- '''Neutral''', ''TwoKinds''

->We must improvise. The world is full of weapons waiting to be used.
-->-- '''Tai Kaliso''', ''GearsOfWar: Jacinto's Remnant''

->"Did you know that, at 400 miles per hour, soccer balls can decapitate people?"
-->--'''[[CrazyAwesome Steven Heck]]''', ''AlphaProtocol''

->''Depending on how hardcore you are about making trips to the Home Depot every weekend, this place can potentially be literally covered from wall to wall with diabolical instruments so pointy and menacing that it makes some of those pussy-ass Spanish Inquisition torture chambers look like an inflatable bounce house at a six-year-old's birthday party.''
-->--'''BadassOfTheWeek''', on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/homedefense.html the garage]].

-->--'''[[http://www.itswalky.com/d/20030925.html Sal]]''', ''[[WalkyVerse It's Walky]]''

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->"Did you know that, at 400 miles per hour, a soccer ball can decapitate someone?"