History Quotes / ImpossiblyTackyClothes

-->-- '''[[WindsOfDestinyChange Murphy]]''', comparing '''[[BlindBlackGuy Jericho]]''''s [[BrownNote weapons]][[MadScience -grade]] attire to the AlienGeometries she [[RealityWarper slings around]], "Murphy's Laws of Whateley"[[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/original-timeline/765-murphy-s-laws-of-whateley]], ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse''

->''"How many gay cheetas gave their lives for this jacket?..."''

-->-- '''[[WindsOfDestinyChange Murphy]]''', comparing [[BlindBlackGuy Jericho]]'s [[BrownNote weapons]][[MadScience -grade]] attire to the AlienGeometries she [[RealityWarper slings around]], "Murphy's Laws of Whateley"[[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/original-timeline/765-murphy-s-laws-of-whateley]], ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse''

-->-- [[Anime/OsomatsuSan Osomatsu's]] reaction to Karamatsu's clothing

-> Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks (because I'm tacky)\\
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequin Crocs (because I'm tacky)
-->-- "Tacky", Music/WeirdAlYankovic

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-->-- '''Han Solo''' observing Luke Skywalker in non-black clothing, ''StarWarsUnion''.

-->-- '''RogerEbert''' on ''[[SexAndTheCity Sex and the City 2]]''

->"My coat," the Doctor said, with his best (not very good) imitation of patience, "is in fashion on exactly no planets, in precisely no time or place whatsoever. You see, fashion is at its heart a form of categorization. Dress in one way and be taken for a gentleman of leisure; choose less distinguished clothes, and one is mistaken for the janitor. On no world, in no era, will I step outside the TARDIS and have the natives say, without introduction, 'Ah, of course, you must be a scientist'–or a dentist, or a bricklayer–because my clothing defies such easy classification." He was getting louder. "Defies? Laughs at! With this," he pulled on his lapels, "I tell the universe that I will not be pigeonholed! I may not be slotted neatly into a mental folder! I have no caste, I suffer no artificial restrictions, I cannot be put in my place because my place does not exist. Kings and galley slaves are alike to me, because to me, such hierarchies are nothing! I reject them! The indefinite article does not apply to me; I am not ''a'' or ''an'' anything. This coat says that I am ''the'' Doctor, singular, unique, without substitute or equivalent or equal!" The other people on the top deck decided spontaneously, in unison, to be further away from the deranged, eye-searing shouty man. "And," the Doctor added smugly, in a slightly less parade-ground voice, "[[ShoutOut I aim]] [[{{Firefly}} to misbehave.]]"

-->-- Description of Applejack's outfits, in Fanfic/DividedRainbow.

-->-- '''[[StarWarsExpandedUniverse Mara Jade]]''' observing Luke Skywalker, ''Literature/ChoicesOfOne''

-->-- '''[[StarWarsExpandedUniverse Mara Jade]]''' observing Luke Skywalker, ''{{StarWars/ChoicesOfOne}}''

-->-- '''Mike Thorton''', ''AlphaProtocol''

-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''TopGear''

-->-- BigFinishDoctorWho, ''The One Doctor''

-->-- ''DjangoUnchained''.

-->-- '''[[DoctorWho The Sixth Doctor]]''', ''[[http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?sid=45378 Color Coded for your Inconvenience]]''

-->-- '''Series/DoctorWho''', "[[BigFinish The One Doctor]]"

->''"I'm a snow beast!"''
-->--'''Toula''''s reaction to her wedding dress, ''MyBigFatGreekWedding''

-->-- '''[[StarWarsExpandedUniverse Mara Jade]]''' observing Luke Skywalker, ''[[{{StarWars/Allegiance}} Choices of One]]''

->''[[RunningGag Are you wearing that for a bet?]]''

->''This sequence is an exercise in obscenely conspicuous consumption, in which the girls appear in so many different outfits they must have been followed to the Middle East by a luggage plane. I don't know a whole lot about fashion, but I know something about taste, and these women spend much of the movie dressed in tacky, vulgar clothing. Carrie and Samantha also display the maximum possible boobage, oblivious to Arab ideas about women's modesty. There's more cleavage in this film than at a pro wrestler's wedding.''

->'''Doctor''': [[IfYouTauntHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim I intend to rise above your barbs]]...but ''[[HypocriticalHumour before I do]]'' I’d like to say that [[http://doctorwhocompanions.com/files/2011/03/sixth-doctor-colin-baker-4.jpg this coat]] can only be appreciated by someone with a sharpened aesthetic sense – not a ''dunderhead'' like you!

-->-- '''Series/DoctorWho''', ''[[BigFinish The One Doctor]]''

-->-- '''DoctorWho''', ''[[BigFinish The One Doctor]]''

-->'''Banto''': Awe inspiring? In ''that'' coat? Have you taken a look in the mirror recently? Come to think of it I shouldn’t think you do much else.
-->'''Doctor''': [[IfYouTauntHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim I intend to rise above your barbs]]...but ''[[HypocriticalHumour before I do]]'' I’d like to say that [[http://doctorwhocompanions.com/files/2011/03/sixth-doctor-colin-baker-4.jpg this coat]] can only be appreciated by someone with a sharpened aesthetic sense – not a ''dunderhead'' like you!
-->'''Banto''': ''Sharpened aesthetic sense?'' Sharpened by ''what'', a dose of mind altering drugs?