History Quotes / HaveIMentionedIamHeterosexualToday

->''[On arriving at a dinner setting that is surprisingly romantic]''\\
'''President Bartlet:''' They thought I was going to be eating with Abbey, so...\\
'''Leo:''' I know.\\
'''Bartlet:''' We'll just, y'know, pretend there's no candlelight.\\
'''Leo:''' [[LampshadeHanging And that we're not paranoid homophobes in any way.]]\\
'''Bartlet:''' Yeah.
-->-- ''Series/TheWestWing'', "The Stackhouse Filibuster"

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->Slater's comforting arm around the shoulder is quickly whipped away when someone walks by, allowing his pal to [[WithFriendsLikeThese thunk his head on the bench]], in deadly fear of being thought of as a gay poof. It gets a big laugh, but in fairness, it's representative of the homophobic banter of [[TheEighties 80's]] playgrounds, when you could barely open your mouth to speak without some wise-guy accusing you of inviting a nice big cock into it.
-->-- '''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' Retrospective''

->''(John)'' Kerry's theatrics did not improve as the primary campaign wore on. The Massachusetts senator all but asked Republicans to ridicule him, with ad-libs such as, 'Who among us does not love UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}}?' In an interview in the men's magazine ''GQ'', he joined he reporter for a beer (alcoholic--no teetotaler he!) while confessing to a modicum of lust for Creator/CharlizeTheron and Catherine Zeta-Jones. One day during the campaign he invited reporters to follow him around on a 'day off,' when his errands included [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday buying a jockstrap.]]
-->-- '''Frank Rich''', ''The Greatest Story Ever Sold''

->One of the many compliments [[Creator/NormanMailer Mailer]] has tendered the Patriarchs over the years is [[HeteronormativeCrusader never having succumbed to whatever homosexual urges they might have had.]] Now, to his shock, instead of getting at least a Congressional Medal of Honor for his heroism, he sees slowly descending upon his brow an unmistakable dunce cap. All that hanging about boxers, to no good end!
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', "Feminism and its Discontents"

->Lest you think either star is gay, the film [''Film/BigTroubleInLittleTokyo''] goes out of its way to dissuade you of such a notion. Earlier in the film, Johnny Murata and Chris Kenner visit a social club in which naked women are decorated with sushi. Murata [[DistractedByTheSexy loses his composure]] and is extremely hornt. Kenner even beds a woman right before the big "[[GayMoment hey, I kinda like your big penis]]" line. This provides cover for both characters and, frankly, both actors from accusations of being gay. A "no homo" turned up to 11.

-->--Ellen Morgan (played by [[Creator/EllenDegeneres Ellen DeGeneres]], ''Series/{{Ellen}}''

->'''Girls:''' So what are you guys out doing today?\\
'''Joey:''' Oh we're not out! No, no, we're just two heterosexual guys hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend doing the usual "straight guy" stuff.\\
'''Chandler:''' You done?
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with the Baby on the Bus"[[note]]To be fair, they were mistaken for a gay couple in the previous scene[[/note]]

-->--''[[Literature/LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal]]''

-->--''Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yOVRKNskcU#t=033 Fascion]]"

-->--'''Leonard''', introducing himself and Sheldon to Penny, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

-->--'''John Watson''', ''{{Series/Sherlock}}''

-->--'''Rod''', ''Theatre/AvenueQ''

-->--'''Sincerely, Me''', ''Theatre/DearEvanHansen''

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2013/10/27/the-difficult-brown-got-arrested-for-being-the-difficult-brown/ Michael K.]]''', "The Difficult Brown Got Arrested For Being The Difficult Brown"

-->--''Podcast/KakosIndustries''

->''[[BlatantLies I AM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT STRAIGHT!]]''
-->-- Marik, ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''

-->--'''William Murderface,''' WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}

-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' Retrospective''

-->--'''Frank Rich''', ''The Greatest Story Ever Sold''

->''[On arriving at a dinner setting that is surprisingly romantic]''

->We live across the hall. No! We don't live 'together'. I mean, we live together, but in separate heterosexual bedrooms.

->My name is Olaf Peterson. I am very good in bed.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''

-->-- '''Tyler,''' WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland

->I did not want to make love with a young boy! I like men my own age...Ahhh! I mean I like women! Oh God, I love titties!

-->-->'''Drunk Poet Girl''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep-zCds7J_c Drunk Hotline]]''

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->There is something about a guy who proudly proclaims ''Scarface'' is his favorite movie that makes me think they secretly have ''Film/SleeplessInSeattle'' hiding in their bedroom.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2011/07/26/boondock-saints-ii-all-saints-day-2009-troy-duffy/ on]] ''Film/TheBoondockSaints 2: All Saint's Day''

->'''Music/ChrisBrown''': You know, boxing. I like to get shirtless, get sweaty and fist other dudes.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2013/10/27/the-difficult-brown-got-arrested-for-being-the-difficult-brown/ Michael K.]]''', "The Difficult Brown Got Arrested For Being The Difficult Brown"

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-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''[[GuitarHero Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock]]''

-->-- '''[[MST3K Tom Servo]]''', mocking Watney Smith in ''[[Literature/{{Gor}} Outlaw Of Gor]]''