: Wilson— cover my back. Deadpool
letting me cover your back? Oh, this is so totally cool! Weasel's gonna fart— oh wait, forgot I'm not friends with him anymore... Okay, I'll make friends with him again just to tell him, but then I'll break up with him again. Not break up like we're going out or anything! I'm all man, I tellya! C'mere— you snake chicks and all twenty
of you Rives and Makeshifts and I'll show all of you!
I'm so straight that when I bought my house, the first thing I did was brick up the back door! You know why? Because my
asshole's JUST for shitting!
— Straight Dave, aka Bruno
Yeah. Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. [a car horn honks, which seems to snap him out of it] Ewww, you fucking faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!
I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo heterosexual!
: You do, Kevin, you look absolutely fabulous. If I was homosexual, I'd want to buy you a drink at the very least. Kevin McNally
: Thanks. If I was homosexual, I'd have a pint of lager. Hugh
: As it is, I like birds. Kevin
: Me too.
We live across the hall. No! We don't live 'together'. I mean, we live together, but in separate heterosexual bedrooms.
All I know is, you blew me off. To be with Stubbles Mc-cripplepants. Fine. Your loss. Cause now, I get the chance to write an awesome heterosexual song about Sam that we're gonna sing at Regionals. Brittany:
Wait, you're still dating Sam? But you told me you were in love with me. Santana:
I honestly don't know what I was thinking...could you stop staring at me, I can't remember my locker combo.
My name is Olaf Peterson. I am very good in bed.
Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but for the record — if anyone out Yaoi Fangirl
still cares — I'm
not actually gay.
Here I am, practicing fighting with Sozin! Aang:
Wow! You guys were friends? Roku:
Yes. Friends. Totally friends. In conclusion: friends. I liked a girl! See? (Later) Sozin:
Right now, we have it all right here in the Fire Nation. We have lots of money, success, and privileges, and you now have a hot wife. Roku:
Once again proving that I am straight. Sozin:
Our undeniable heterosexuality aside...
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah: Zell, the most annoying dude in the game
and—I hate to say this—more than a little gay. He really
wants to see your gunblade
badly and he'll pester you about it for the entire trip.
Code term for bible-thumping, self-loathing, closeted homosexuals who troll public restrooms for sex. Republican senators and congressmen appear to have an inordinate fondness for this expression.
Ex: I'm going to the truck stop to practice my family values.
has a great youthful energy and charm, with rapport with his audience, and these jokes are a way of bringing everyone together: this is what we really think and laugh at, all the stuff that isn’t safe for TV. Of course, much of Murphy’s act is very externally focused rather then the personal anecdotes and interpretations of the likes of Bruce or Richard Pryor. A strange guttural hooting Mr T
and some only so-so impressions of The Honeymooners
sodomising one another is not terribly advanced stuff...Some years later Murphy would apologise for these jokes in his routine. And we all know the sterling work Murphy has since made in out-reach projects to the transgender community.
[Dominic] Keating has confessed that he played the character “so gay
”, and there’s a fairly plausible reading of Malcolm Reed’s character that suggests he might be a closeted gay man over-compensating slightly....Searching the compound with Mayweather, he makes a big deal of how fascinated he is by the sexy alien lady dancers. He’s a little too interested, to the point where he is almost unprofessional. (Of course, given Reed’s later inability to distinguish between phaser fire and lightning, it is quite possible that he is just terrible at his job.
There is also a case to be made in favour of that argument over the course of Enterprise
and his bodyguard were hanging outside of the W Hotel when two women asked to take a picture with him. Right before the picture was about to be taken, two dudes, who don’t know Fist Brown, jumped in and that made Chris say to them, "I’m not into this gay shit, I’m into boxing
," before punching one in the face. They brawled on the ground for a bit before the fight was broken up and the cops showed up...The Difficult Brown went on to say, "You know, boxing. I like to get shirtless, get sweaty and fist other dudes.
, "The Difficult Brown Got Arrested For Being The Difficult Brown"
We thought Tom
was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth...He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments. I mean, his lingo was larded with the most—There was no basis for it. It was like, 'It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.' Very, very strange.
The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.
—Dennis DiClaudio on "Haggard's Law"