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->''Though academic circles warn of rising sea levels, the policy makers pay them no heed. At this rate, human civilization may be lost beneath the tide.''
-->-- '''Sunken Scroll''' [[note]]dating to at least [[AfterTheEnd 12,000 years before the events of the game]][[/note]], ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''
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->''Willie Wimple went a-boating making dirty water here. Pouring stuff there 'til the gunk was everywhere. Now if every kid did it, cdan't you see, what an icky mess it would be? No place for fish to swim. No lakes for sailing in. No rivers, no streams, no submarines, no swimming ever again!''
-->''Series/SesameStreet'', "The Ballad of Willie Wimple"

->''We're very keen, to be green. What that means, is we care about the world and soon, you will be keen to be seen, being clean. Be kind to this Earth and just try.''
-->--''Series/TheSootyShow'', "What a Load of Rubbish"
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-->--'''The Once-ler from Literature/TheLorax by Creator/DrSeuss

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-->--'''The Once-ler from Literature/TheLorax by Creator/DrSeuss
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-->''Unless someone like you''
-->''cares a whole awful lot,''
-->''nothing is going to get better.''
-->''It's not.''
-->--'''The Once-ler from Literature/TheLorax by Creator/DrSeuss
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->''Oh, for [[CensoredForComedy f*uck's]] sake, [[Film/PacificRim even the movie about]] giant robots fighting giant alien monsters has to shove environmental messages down out throats!''

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->''Oh, for [[CensoredForComedy f*uck's]] f*ck's]] sake, [[Film/PacificRim even the movie about]] giant robots fighting giant alien monsters has to shove environmental messages down out throats!''
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->''Oh, for f*ck's sake, [[Film/PacificRim even the movie about]] giant robots fighting giant alien monsters has to shove environmental messages down out throats!''

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->''Oh, for f*ck's [[CensoredForComedy f*uck's]] sake, [[Film/PacificRim even the movie about]] giant robots fighting giant alien monsters has to shove environmental messages down out throats!''
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->''So we will keep making [[Film/GeoStorm weather disaster films]] until [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU LISTEN... CONGRESS!]]''
-->--'''WebVideo/CinemaSins, in response to the OpeningNarration explaining how polluting led to HostileWeather that led to creating the weather controlling machinery that will eventually enable the titular mega-disaster.'''
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->''Oh, for f*ck's sake, [[Film/PacificRim even the movie about]] giant robots fighting giant alien monsters has to shove environmental messages down out throats!''
-->--'''WebVideo/CinemaSins, in response to Dr. Newt Geisler's statement that humanity "practically terraformed" the Earth for those responsible for the AlienInvasion with all of the polluting.'''

->''Geez, in Hollywood's eyes, deforestation is responsible for [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever every single possible problem]] on Earth.''
-->--'''WebVideo/CinemaSins, first sin counted for ''Film/Godzilla1998'' (which places the blame of this version of Godzilla to mutations caused by the Bikini Atoll nuclear tests).'''
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-> Energy . . .

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-> Energy . . .Energy...
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-->-- '''[[GaiasLament Planet Earth]]''', ''The Energy Blues'', ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock'' [[note]]BetterThanItSounds[[/note]]

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-->-- '''[[GaiasLament Planet Earth]]''', ''The Energy Blues'', ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock'' [[note]]BetterThanItSounds[[/note]]
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->''I'm getting sick and goddamned tired of all these [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers looters and polluters]]!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy'''
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-->-- '''William S. Kelly, Administrator''' (of the Environmental Protection Agency), featured prominently in American arcade games throughout the 1990s

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-->-- '''William S. Kelly, K. Reilly, Administrator''' (of the Environmental Protection Agency), featured prominently in American arcade games throughout the 1990s
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->RECYCLE IT, DON'T TRASH IT!
-->-- '''William S. Kelly, Administrator''' (of the Environmental Protection Agency), featured prominently in American arcade games throughout the 1990s
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->''Now the great thing about environmentalism is that it can be inserted into any genre, much like high fructose corn syrup is for food. Be sure to shoehorn that theme in no matter how much it doesn't fit. On a fantasy quest to stop a dark lord? Be sure to completely derail the plot so the resident wood elves can teach the protagonist how to be at one with nature. Exploring the stars? Make sure the crew visits a planet of aliens directly ripped off of Native Americans and that they learn a valuable lesson on ecology.''

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->''Now ->''... Now the great thing about environmentalism is that it can be inserted into any genre, much like high fructose corn syrup is for food. Be sure to shoehorn that theme in no matter how much it doesn't fit. On a fantasy quest to stop a dark lord? Be sure to completely derail the plot so the resident wood elves can teach the protagonist how to be at one with nature. Exploring the stars? Make sure the crew visits a planet of aliens directly ripped off of Native Americans and that they learn a valuable lesson on ecology.''
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->''Now the great thing about environmentalism is that it can be inserted into any genre, much like high fructose corn syrup is for food. Be sure to shoehorn that theme in no matter how much it doesn't fit. On a fantasy quest to stop a dark lord? Be sure to completely derail the plot so the resident wood elves can teach the protagonist how to be at one with nature. Exploring the stars? Make sure the crew visits a planet of aliens directly ripped off of Native Americans and that they learn a valuable lesson on ecology.''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rRTHhGVUHg ENVIRONMENTALISM]]'''
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-> save the earth \\
keep clean \\
Empty Cans Go In the Trash
-->-- ''VideoGame/ShmupsSkillTest''
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-->-- '''Captain Compost''', ''RockosModernLife'', "[[MusicalEpisode Zanzibar!]]"

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-->-- '''Captain Compost''', ''RockosModernLife'', ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "[[MusicalEpisode Zanzibar!]]"
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-->-- '''Ted Turner''' as '''CaptainPlanet''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''

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-->-- '''Ted Turner''' as '''CaptainPlanet''', '''WesternAnimation/{{Captain Planet|and the Planeteers}}''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''

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--> So don't be cross when momma says turn that extra light out
--> Just turn it off till we find us a fuel that never runs out
--> If everyone tries a bit harder
--> Our fuel will go farther and farther
--> Energy . . .
--> We're going to be stretching you out

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--> -> So don't be cross when momma says turn that extra light out
--> -> Just turn it off till we find us a fuel that never runs out
--> -> If everyone tries a bit harder
--> -> Our fuel will go farther and farther
--> -> Energy . . .
--> -> We're going to be stretching you out


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->''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest'' continues the fiction, so reassuring at times, that the most dangerous animal is Man. The story involves the destruction of the rain forest by the slashers and burners and loggers, and its defense by the sprites and fairies of the forest. I am in favor of saving the rain forests and I am appalled by their wanton destruction, but is it not true that Man is the only animal to which it has ever occurred that murder is wrong?
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''
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-->-- '''Ted Turner''' as '''CaptainPlanet''', ''RobotChicken''

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-->-- '''Ted Turner''' as '''CaptainPlanet''', ''RobotChicken''
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-->-- '''[[GaiaLament Planet Earth]]''', The Energy Blues, ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock''

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-->-- '''[[GaiaLament '''[[GaiasLament Planet Earth]]''', The ''The Energy Blues, ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock''
Blues'', ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock'' [[note]]BetterThanItSounds[[/note]]
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--> So don't be cross when momma says turn that extra light out
--> Just turn it off till we find us a fuel that never runs out
--> If everyone tries a bit harder
--> Our fuel will go farther and farther
--> Energy . . .
--> We're going to be stretching you out
-->-- '''[[GaiaLament Planet Earth]]''', The Energy Blues, ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock''
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->So, remember, kids: if we're not nice to Mother Nature... she'll kick our butts.
-->-- '''Captain Compost''', ''RockosModernLife'', "[[MusicalEpisode Zanzibar!]]"

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-> To hunt a species to extinction is not logical.
-->--'''Spock''', ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''

-> Before the 2000s, you could be green with illness, green with envy or green with Irish pride, but it is only after the 2000s that you can be green with pretension.

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-> To ->To hunt a species to extinction is not logical.
-->--'''Spock''', -->-- '''Spock''', ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''

-> Before ->Before the 2000s, you could be green with illness, green with envy or green with Irish pride, but it is only after the 2000s that you can be green with pretension.



-> If Grace is with you, look into her memories. See the world we come from. There's no green there. They ''killed'' their Mother, and they're going to do the same thing here. More sky people will come, they're going to keep coming like a rain that never ends - unless we stop them.

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-> If ->If Grace is with you, look into her memories. See the world we come from. There's no green there. They ''killed'' their Mother, and they're going to do the same thing here. More sky people will come, they're going to keep coming like a rain that never ends - unless we stop them.



->- It's easy to take nature for granted, because it's always there. While technology is exciting and new.
-->-- '''Earl Sinclair''', ''Dinosaurs'', the episode ''Changing Nature''

-->''"Rule #1, Man is the devil, #2, Anything not man is good, and #3, Your movie must bomb."''
-->--''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''

->''"Gah, radioactive waste! Burns! Stinks! Who do you suppose left all that radioactive waste down there? And why? '''Why?''' Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good! Why can't we find a way to safely dispose of radioactive waste and protect the environment? Even if I personally stop this alien invasion, what kind of planet will we be leaving to our children? And our children's children, and... [[{{Lost Aesop}} oh the humanity! My big gun is out of bullets!]]"''

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->- It's ->It's easy to take nature for granted, because it's always there. While technology is exciting and new.
-->-- '''Earl Sinclair''', ''Dinosaurs'', the episode ''Changing Nature''

-->''"Rule #1,
''{{Series/Dinosaurs}}'', "Changing Nature"

->Rule #1.
Man is the devil, #2, devil.
->Rule #2.
Anything not man is good, and #3, good.
->Rule #3.
Your movie must bomb."''
-->--''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''

->''"Gah,
bomb.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''

->Gah,
radioactive waste! Burns! Stinks! Who do you suppose left all that radioactive waste down there? And why? '''Why?''' Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good! Why can't we find a way to safely dispose of radioactive waste and protect the environment? Even if I personally stop this alien invasion, what kind of planet will we be leaving to our children? And our children's children, and... [[{{Lost Aesop}} oh the humanity! My big gun is out of bullets!]]"''bullets!]]



->- Protect the environment, or I'll fucking kill you!

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->- Protect ->Protect the environment, or environment... ''or I'll fucking kill you!you!''



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-->-- '''TedTurner''' as '''CaptainPlanet''', ''RobotChicken''


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-->-- '''TedTurner''' '''Ted Turner''' as '''CaptainPlanet''', ''RobotChicken''

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->- Protect the environment, or I'll fucking kill you!
-->-- '''TedTurner''' as '''CaptainPlanet''', ''RobotChicken''

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-->--'''Spock''', ''StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''

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-->--'''Spock''', ''StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome''
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-->-- '''{{Cracked}}'''

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-->-- '''{{Cracked}}'''
'''Website/{{Cracked}}'''



-->--''Nostalgia Critic''

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-->--''Nostalgia Critic''
-->--''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''



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-->''"Rule #1, Man is the devil, #2, Anything not man is good, and #3, Your movie must bomb."''
-->--''Nostalgia Critic''
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->- Gah, radioactive waste! Burns! Stinks! Who do you suppose left all that radioactive waste down there? And why? '''Why?''' Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good! Why can't we find a way to safely dispose of radioactive waste and protect the environment? Even if I personally stop this alien invasion, what kind of planet will we be leaving to our children? And our children's children, and... [[{{Lost Aesop}} oh the humanity! My big gun is out of bullets!]]

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->- Gah, ->''"Gah, radioactive waste! Burns! Stinks! Who do you suppose left all that radioactive waste down there? And why? '''Why?''' Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good! Why can't we find a way to safely dispose of radioactive waste and protect the environment? Even if I personally stop this alien invasion, what kind of planet will we be leaving to our children? And our children's children, and... [[{{Lost Aesop}} oh the humanity! My big gun is out of bullets!]]bullets!]]"''

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