History Quotes / Gargleblaster

-->-- ''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', "Australian Table Wines"

->''"Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE. This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for '''laying down and avoiding.'''''
-->-- MontyPythonsFlyingCircus, "Australian Table Wines"

-->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland''

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-->-- '''Captain Kanril Eleya''' (regarding the "Hathon hammer"), ''Fanfic/BaitAndSwitchSTO''

-> '''*BELCH*''' ''"Not bad."''
--> -- '''Oghren''' after drinking from a cup containing, among other things, lyrium and darkspawn and archdemon blood, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening''

->'''Maître Folace:''' Problem is, the ordinary fare got hijacked by the kids. What do we do? Do we go for the weird stuff?... This won't make anyone younger. ''(he pulls out a bottle)''\\

''(they prudently drink)''\\

'''Paul Volfoni:''' ''(tears in his eyes)'' You were right, it's the weird stuff, huh?\\
'''Monsieur Fernand:''' I've known a Polish woman who drank this for breakfast. ''(drinks, winces)'' Still, you gotta admit: it's rather a men's drink... ''(he coughs)''\\

''(Monsieur Fernand rolls his eyes)''\\

''(later, they're drunk)''\\

''(...)''\\

->'''Call:''' ''(chokes)'' Shit Johnner, what'd you put in this, battery acid?\\

'''Richie:''' ''(taking a whiff)'' Jesus! How are you ''alive?''\\
'''Eddie:''' [[CloudCuckoolander I may very well not be!]]
-->-- ''{{Bottom}}'', "Hole"

-> ''"I pick up the martini glass and sip it slowly. The cocktail, made by some insane bartender on the homeworld, is damned good but like its name says it hits like a hammer."''
--> -- '''Captain Kanril Eleya''' regarding the "Hathon hammer", ''Fanfic/BaitAndSwitchSTO''

-> ''"The cocktail, made by some insane bartender on the homeworld, is damned good but like its name says it hits like a hammer."''

--> '''Captain Kanril Eleya''' regarding the "Hathon hammer", ''Fanfic/BaitAndSwitchSTO''

'''Bartender:''' Your funeral, pal.

->'''Maître Folace:''' Problem is, the ordinary fare got hijacked by the kids. What do we do? Do we take risks with the bizarre?... This won't make anyone younger. ''(he pulls out a bottle)''\\

'''Jean:''' What, did you pull out the vitriol?\\

'''Maître Folace:''' Hey!\\
'''Paul Volfoni:''' Yet, it has an honest look.\\
'''Monsieur Fernand:''' Without being frankly dishonest, at first glance, like this, it... looks a bit weird.\\
'''Maître Folace:''' It's from the Mexican's time, during the golden age... however, we had to stop the fabrication; some clients were getting blind. Ah, this was causing no end of troubles!\\

'''Paul Volfoni:''' ''(tears in his eyes)'' You were right, it's a weird one, hu?\\

'''Raoul Volfoni:''' Do you know what it's reminding me of? That's kind of funny thing we were drinking in a low dive of Bien Hoa, not very far from Saigon. "The Red Shutters"... and the boss woman, a blonde bombshell... What was her name already, Goddamn?\\

'''Paul Volfoni:''' I find it taste like apples.\\

'''Maître Folace:''' And... And... And... 50 kg of potatoes, a bag of sawdust, he could get you 25 liters of 3-stars from the alembic; a real wizard, Jo. And that's why I'm allowing myself to command at some memory smear-spreaders that they should better shut up their stinky mouth!\\

'''Paul Volfoni:''' You can say whatever you want, there's not just apples... there's something else... it wouldn't be, by any chance... beetroot? Hu?\\

-->-- '''Official Guide entry''', ''TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

-->-- ''[[Film/{{Alien}} Alien: Resurrection]]''

-->-- Description of "Garbolg's Backcountry Reserve", ''[[DragonAge Dragon Age: Origins]]''

-->-- Description of "Garbolg's Backcountry Reserve", ''[[{{DragonAge}} Dragon Age: Origins]]''

-->-- ''{{Discworld}}'' RunningGag

-->-- ''[[{{Film/Alien}} Alien: Resurrection]]''

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-->-- ''MassEffect2''

-->-- ''MassEffect2''

-->-- ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057591/ Les Tontons flingueurs]]''

'''Eddie:''' Brandy!\\

'''Eddie:''' Meths, pernod, paintstripper, Mr. Sheen, brake fluid and Drambuie!\\

'''Eddie:''' [[CasanovaWannabe Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright! You've gotta put something in for the birds, haven't you?]]\\
'''Richie:''' ''(taking a whiff)'' Jesus! How are you alive?!\\

->'''Bartender:''' Okay -- for you, something special. This is krogan liquor -- ryncol. You'll set off radiological alarms after you drink it. Should I pour you a quad?\\
'''Shepard:''' Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the... [[BuffySpeak the thing more stuff goes in.]]\\
'''Bartender:''' Your funeral, pal.
-->-- '''MassEffect2'''

-->-- '''Official Guide entry''', ''[=~The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy~=]''

''''Eddie:''' [[CloudCuckoolander I may very well not be!]]

'''Eddie:''' [[LeisureSuitLarry Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright! You've gotta put something in for the birds, haven't you?]]\\

->''"Likely dropped to avoid seizure by authorities, or because of seizure due to drinking it. Garbolg only brewed from 8:74 to 8:92 Blessed, killed when the vapors in his beard spontaneously combusted."''
->-- Description of "Garbolg's Backcountry Reserve," ''[[{{DragonAge}} Dragon Age: Origins]]''

->"Scumble's made of apples. Well, mostly apples."
->-- {{Discworld}} RunningGag.

'''Monsieur Fernand:''' Yes, there's some too.\\
-- ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057591/ Les Tontons flingueurs]]''

->'''Ratch''': Ryncol's a local favorite. Don't try to act tough; it'll tear your insides apart.
->'''Grunt''': He's not joking. Ryncol hits aliens like ground glass.

->'''Call''': (chokes) "Shit Johnner, what'd you put in this, battery acid?"
->'''Johnner''': "Just a little. For colour."
-->--AlienRessurection

->Richie: "What's in this?!"
->Eddie: "Brandy!"
->Richie: "Good!"
->Eddie: "[[GargleBlaster Meths, pernod, paintstripper, Mr. Sheen, brake fluid and Drambuie!]]"
->Richie: "Drambuie?! [[CampGay Oooh hoo-hoo ooooh!]]"
->Eddie: "[[LeisureSuitLarry Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright! You've gotta put something in for the birds, haven't you?]]"
->Richie: *taking a whiff* Jesus! How are you alive?!
->Eddie: "[[CloudCuckoolander I may very well not be!]]"
-->-- {{Bottom}}, Hole

->'''Maître Folace:''' Problem is, the ordinary fare got hijacked by the kids. What do we do? Do we take risks with the bizarre?... This won't make anyone younger. ''(he pulls out a bottle)''\\

'''Maître Folace:''' Saved... we'll see!\\

'''Maître Folace:''' Hey!\\

'''Maître Folace:''' It's from the Mexican's time, during the golden age... however, we had to stop the fabrication; some clients were getting blind. Ah, this was causing no end of troubles!\\

'''Maître Folace:''' There's some.\\

'''Maître Folace:''' And... And... And... 50 kg of potatoes, a bag of sawdust, he could get you 25 liters of 3-stars from the alembic; a real wizard, Jo. And that's why I'm allowing myself to command at some memory smear-spreaders that they should better shut up their stinky mouth!\\

->''"Likely dropped to avoid seizure by authorities, or because of seizure due to drinking it. Garbolg only brewed from 8:74 to 8:92 Blessed, killed when the vapors in his beard spontaneously combusted."''
->-- Description of "Garbolg's Backcountry Reserve," ''[[{{DragonAge}} Dragon Age: Origins]]''

->"Scumble's made of apples. Well, mostly apples."
->-- {{Discworld}} RunningGag.

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