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->'''Andy Parsons''': Is it David Blunkett[[note]]a British politician, who is blind[[/note]] hanging pictures? ''[He mimes hitting his thumb with a hammer]''
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->'''Andy Parsons''': Is it David Blunkett[[note]]a British politician, who is blind[[/note]] hanging pictures? ''[He mimes hitting his thumb with a hammer]''hammer]''\\
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->'''Andy Parsons''': Is it David Blunkett[[note]]a British politician, who is blind[[/note]] hanging pictures? ''[He mimes hitting his thumb with a hammer]''
'''Dara O'Briain''': I get that he'd drive the nail into his thumb because he blind, but why is he hanging pictures? He's blind!
-->--'''Series/MockTheWeek'''
'''Dara O'Briain''': I get that he'd drive the nail into his thumb because he blind, but why is he hanging pictures? He's blind!
-->--'''Series/MockTheWeek'''
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->'''Gabe:''' How can you say the [[SuperFriends Wonder Twins]] was about [[BrotherSisterIncest incest]]? I mean, just because he [[MakingASplash turns]] into water, and then she [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turns into an elephant]], and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the monkey! Where does the monkey fit in?\\
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->'''Gabe:''' How can you say the [[SuperFriends [[{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}} Wonder Twins]] was about [[BrotherSisterIncest incest]]? I mean, just because he [[MakingASplash turns]] into water, and then she [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turns into an elephant]], and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the monkey! Where does the monkey fit in?\\
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->'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[PowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"\\
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->'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[PowerpuffGirls [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"\\
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''At the end of the movie, they're on a boat. It's a new dawn. Everyone's survived. Everyone in the cinema got up and walked out. I was the only idiot in the Curzon on Leicester Square with his arm up going "Eh,'' what happened to the fucking neutrinos''?!" A week ago, they had mutated and were heating up the planet; how did that change all of a sudden?''
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''At the end of the movie, they're on a boat. It's a new dawn. Everyone's survived. Everyone in the cinema got up and walked out. I was the only idiot in the Curzon on Leicester Square with his arm up going "Eh,'' what happened to the fucking neutrinos''?!" A week ago, they had mutated "mutated and were heating up the planet; planet"; how did that ''that'' change all of a sudden?''
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->''There's one line in one scene at the start of the movie to explain the entire apocalypse. And it's not even repeated or alluded to. Just one line... It's India. It's a monsoon. A man arrives, clearly in a hurry. He's wearing a suit. He's got a small bag. He's rushed to be here. He's a scientist, he's meeting another scientist. He says "I came as soon as you called!" [...] This guy, a physicist, turns to the other physicist and without any shame or compunction goes: "The neutrinos have mutated'' and they're heating up the planet''!"''\\
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->''There's one line in one scene at the start of the movie to explain the entire apocalypse. And it's not even repeated or alluded to. Just one line... It's India. It's a monsoon. A man arrives, clearly in a hurry. He's wearing a suit. He's got a small bag. He's rushed to be here. He's a scientist, he's meeting another scientist. He says "I came as soon as you called!" [...] This guy, a physicist, turns to the other physicist and without any shame or compunction goes: "The neutrinos have mutated'' and they're heating up the planet''!"''\\
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->''There's one line in one scene at the start of the movie to explain the entire apocalypse. And it's not even repeated or alluded to. Just one line... It's India. It's a monsoon. A man arrives, clearly in a hurry. He's wearing a suit. He's got a small bag. He's rushed to be here. He's a scientist, he's meeting another scientist. He says "I came as soon as you called!" [...] This guy, a physicist, turns to the other physicist and without any shame or compunction goes: "The neutrinos have mutated'' and they're heating up the planet''!"''\\
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''[Insert [[ArtisticLicensePhysics lengthy rant about how scientifically impossible]] this is.]''\\
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''At the end of the movie, they're on a boat. It's a new dawn. Everyone's survived. Everyone in the cinema got up and walked out. I was the only idiot in the Curzon on Leicester Square with his arm up going "Eh,'' what happened to the fucking neutrinos''?!" A week ago, they had mutated and were heating up the planet; how did that change all of a sudden?''
-->'''Creator/DaraOBriain''' is not fond of ''Film/TwoThousandTwelve''
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->''There's one line in one scene at the start of the movie to explain the entire apocalypse. And it's not even repeated or alluded to. Just one line... It's India. It's a monsoon. A man arrives, clearly in a hurry. He's wearing a suit. He's got a small bag. He's rushed to be here. He's a scientist, he's meeting another scientist. He says "I came as soon as you called!" [...] This guy, a physicist, turns to the other physicist and without any shame or compunction goes: "The neutrinos have mutated'' and they're heating up the planet''!"''\\
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''[Insert [[ArtisticLicensePhysics lengthy rant about how scientifically impossible]] this is.]''\\
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''At the end of the movie, they're on a boat. It's a new dawn. Everyone's survived. Everyone in the cinema got up and walked out. I was the only idiot in the Curzon on Leicester Square with his arm up going "Eh,'' what happened to the fucking neutrinos''?!" A week ago, they had mutated and were heating up the planet; how did that change all of a sudden?''
-->'''Creator/DaraOBriain''' is not fond of ''Film/TwoThousandTwelve''
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->The all-concrete room you're in suddenly erupts into flames. (I don't know how either, but go with me) The fire doors slam shut locking you in with the flames.\\\
A: Notify someone in order to have the strangely designed doors opened.\\
B: Crack the glass and stick a hose through it with which you can put out the flames\\
C: Go to a linen closet, [[ChainsawGood find a chainsaw]] (!) and proceed to saw through the two inch thick steel fire doors, thereby freeing you.\\\
Well obviously the answer is C. Everybody knows that chainsaws are in abundance on a cruise ship, I mean, trees can come out of nowhere in the ocean. And everybody also knows they'll cut through two inch steel like paper. Duh!
-->--'''Chris Parry''' on ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''
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->'''Mobster 1''': Take Vampire movies. Why are they always set in L.A. or Mexico? They can't even get a tan. If I was a bloodsucker, I'd move to the North Pole. Winter's one looong night.\\
'''Mobster 2''': Yeah, what would ya eat? suck blood from Pengiuns?\\
'''Mobster 1''': Nah. Eskimos, man, Eskimos.
-->--''VideoGame/MaxPayne''
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->'''Mobster 1''': Take Vampire movies. Why are they always set in L.A. or Mexico? They can't even get a tan. If I was a bloodsucker, I'd move to the North Pole. Winter's one looong night.\\
'''Mobster 2''': Yeah, what would ya eat? suck blood from Pengiuns?\\
'''Mobster 1''': Nah. Eskimos, man, Eskimos.
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->'''Chris:''' The government wants to figure out how to [[CapeBusters turn Clark’s powers off and on]], which is fine. That makes sense and follows logically. But to accomplish this, they have “turned off neural pathways” so that he can’t access his powers, which.. What? Does Clark have to THINK about being invulnerable to make it happen?
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->'''Chris:''' The government wants to figure out how to [[CapeBusters turn Clark’s powers off and on]], which is fine. That makes sense and follows logically. But to accomplish this, they have “turned off neural pathways” so that he can’t access his powers, which.. What? Does Clark have to THINK about being invulnerable to make it happen?happen?\\
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->It gets rather childish at some points in the movie that I can pick apart these supposed '[[InformedAbility geniuses]]' with my high school science education. Take for instance when the astrophysicist hits the hull of the ship with a hammer and goes 'HA! Here is basic physics ladies and gentlemen! If this ship were so super strong then why does my hammer chip the paint. This proves something!' Um, no. [[ArtisticLicensePhysics Strength is not something that is always attributed to rigid inflexibility.]] It all depends on what you need the material to do. Many materials are incredibly pliable yet strong at the same time. Kevlar (for example) is strong to ballistic forces but not to others. You can’t just lump in hard=good and hand me this crap as basic physics.
-->--'''Miles Antwiler''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/03/08/sphere-1998-barry-levinson/ on]] ''{{Film/Sphere}}'' (1998)
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'''Chris''': Nothing about this makes sense, but this makes a special kind of anti-sense...Catwoman and Sharon Stone then have this big karate fight, which makes sense because Catwoman used her cat powers to beat the living hell out of four gigantic armed robbers in the first half of the movie, but that’s okay because Sharon Stone has an invulnerable [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway face and neck]]. Twenty-eight writers.
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'''Chris''': Nothing about this makes sense, but this makes a special kind of anti-sense...Catwoman and Sharon Stone then have this big karate fight, which makes sense because Catwoman used her cat powers to beat the living hell out of four gigantic armed robbers in the first half of the movie, but that’s okay because Sharon Stone has an invulnerable [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway face and neck]]. Twenty-eight writers.
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->There's an awkward scene in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E2TheDaleks}} The Daleks]] talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... milk. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation. Of all the liquids in time and space, they pick water and bovine lactation. Which is clearly about [[ASpotOfTea making tea]]. I mean, that, right there, is the end of any claims that ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, make sense. No. ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, drive you very productively mad.
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->There's an awkward scene in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E2TheDaleks}} The Daleks]] talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... milk.[[ASpotOfTea milk]]. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation. Of all the liquids in time and space, they pick water and bovine lactation. Which is clearly about [[ASpotOfTea making tea]]. I mean, that, right there, is the end of any claims that ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, make sense. No. ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, drive you very productively mad.
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->Claire opines that people will ask questions about the crash, but Bennet informs her she's mistaken, and [[HeKnowsTooMuch no one's going to know a thing]]. An ominous whistling accompanies this declaration, and when Claire, dread in her voice, asks what he did, he answers by looking to the sky, from which a missile appears and blows up the plane. I hate to argue with such a dramatic display, but if someone were going to ask questions about a mysterious plane's mysterious landing, [[MurderIsTheBestSolution I'm not sure an ensuing mysterious explosion]] [[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch would get them to go about their day like nothing happene]]d. But I could be overestimating people's average intelligence and curiosity.
-->--'''TelevisionWithoutPity''' on ''Series/{{Heroes}}''
->'''Chris:''' The government wants to figure out how to turn Clark’s powers off and on, which is fine. That makes sense and follows logically. But to accomplish this, they have “turned off neural pathways” so that he can’t access his powers, which.. What? Does Clark have to THINK about being invulnerable to make it happen? ...Hell, even in the Zatanna episode where Clark didn’t even know he had super-powers, [[HowDoIShotWeb he still had them!]]\\
-->--'''TelevisionWithoutPity''' on ''Series/{{Heroes}}''
->'''Chris:''' The government wants to figure out how to turn Clark’s powers off and on, which is fine. That makes sense and follows logically. But to accomplish this, they have “turned off neural pathways” so that he can’t access his powers, which.. What? Does Clark have to THINK about being invulnerable to make it happen? ...Hell, even in the Zatanna episode where Clark didn’t even know he had super-powers, [[HowDoIShotWeb he still had them!]]\\
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-->--'''TelevisionWithoutPity''' on ''Series/{{Heroes}}''
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->If you think about it, {{Spider-Man}} not only made a {{deal with the devil}}, he came out of it pretty damn good! He gets his aunt saved, his buddy comes back to life, his identity is secure, he still gets to have had a long-term relationship with a damn supermodel back then, and fool around with kinky sex-addicted catgirls now... basically all Satan gets is the thrill of blinking some bridal photos out of existence. ...Um, [[{{Unishment}} ouch?]]
-->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''', "[[ComicBook/OneMoreDay The Devil and Mr. Parker]]"
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->What also confuses me is that we have Marty's great-great-grandparents, one of which [[IdenticalGrandson looks identical to his mother]], a Baines. ''They'' produced William [=McFly=], who in turn produces Arthur. Arthur then has George, who marries Lorraine, who has three kids, one of which is Marty. Lorraine, of course, was a Baines. So in order for Marty's mother to resemble Marty's great-great-grandmother on his father's side means either William or Arthur -- most likely William -- had a child which then went on to marry a Baines, who in turn married back into [=McFly=] family.\\\
...So, the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH!
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on a Second''
->Y'know, come to think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere OK there it goes.]]"\\\
Oh, God. What am I even talking about this movie still? Someone ''help'' me. Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' when you drink it. It's called '''[[BrainBleach bleach]].'''
...So, the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH!
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on a Second''
->Y'know, come to think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere OK there it goes.]]"\\\
Oh, God. What am I even talking about this movie still? Someone ''help'' me. Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' when you drink it. It's called '''[[BrainBleach bleach]].'''
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...So, the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH!
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on a Second''
Oh, God. What am I even talking about this movie still? Someone ''help'' me. Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' when you drink it. It's called '''[[BrainBleach bleach]].'''
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->As Zack admits to the scam, Major Slater produces a (disarmed) hand grenade and [[ScareEmStraight pulls the pin]], causing Zack to dive for cover... but with his life in immediate danger, why didn't he [[FourthWallObserver call a Time-Out?]] No, Millard, stop it. Don't think about it, or you'll drive yourself crazy.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("Aloha Slater"), ''So Excited, So Scared''
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...So, the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
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...So, the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
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-->-- '''Noah''', ''TheMissingLynx''
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-->-- '''Noah''', ''TheMissingLynx''
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->Which if you think about it rationally is absurd, but you get too involved to think rationally
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''{{Film/Signs}}''.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''{{Film/Signs}}''.
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->When you return from death, you reappear in your old clothes. No money, but hey, your head's still attached; better than a kick in the nuts, I guess... Is this necessary? Does this B-plot accomplish anything other than [[{{Padding}} being annoying]] and raising more plot holes?\\\
Like, how does he book a transatlantic flight with no money, and no passport, and carrying a 3 ft. sword? (I don't think Airbus takes pearl earrings as barter.)\\\
And why is he so mystified by the concept of flight? HE'S A FUCKING '''''ALIEN!''''' HE'S '''''SEEN SPACESHIPS!!'''''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''''' on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}} 2: The Quickening''
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And why is he so mystified by the concept of flight? HE'S A FUCKING '''''ALIEN!''''' HE'S '''''SEEN SPACESHIPS!!'''''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''''' on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}} 2: The Quickening''
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->Uh, waitaminute, what about this: What if they're eating in an ''airplane'', and they cross a timezone? I mean, it's always midnight somewhere! Hehehe! ([[TalkToTheFist gets mauled by Mohawk]])
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->Uh, waitaminute, what about this: What if they're eating in an ''airplane'', and they cross a timezone? I mean, it's always midnight somewhere! Hehehe! ([[TalkToTheFist ([[TakeThatAudience gets mauled by Mohawk]])
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->''This'' is what it's all about! We brought it back to Earth, where the dangers are more advanced! [beat] They're the ''same'' dangers, but...evolved to even more effectively kill humans! Who haven't actually been there for 1,000 years! I'm fairly confident that [[HollywoodEvolution things can evolve to kill other things that they don't share a planet with.]]
-->--"''Film/AfterEarth'' - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxAZD7Wr_M M. Knight Deleted Commentary"]]
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->Scooby, sure. But a whole ''race'' of [[TalkingAnimal talking Great Danes]]? [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} Something is rotten in the State of Denmark.]]"''
-->--'''[[AuthorAvatar Me]]''' on [[ScoobyDoo Scrappy Doo]], ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic''
-->--'''[[AuthorAvatar Me]]''' on [[ScoobyDoo Scrappy Doo]], ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic''
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->'''Gabe:''' How can you say the [[SuperFriends Wonder Twins]] was about [[BrotherSisterIncest incest]]? I mean, just because he [[MakingASplash turns]] into water, and then she [[VoluntaryShapeshifting turns into an elephant]], and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the [[AlienScrappy monkey]]! monkey! Where does the monkey fit in?\\
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Uh, waitaminute, what about this: What if they're eating in an ''airplane'', and they cross a timezone? I mean, it's always midnight somewhere! Hehehe!([[TalkToTheFist gets mauled by Mohawk]])
-->--'''Technician''', ''{{Film/Gremlins}} 2: The New Batch''
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Uh, waitaminute, what about this: What if they're eating in an ''airplane'', and they cross a timezone? I mean, it's always midnight somewhere! Hehehe!([[TalkToTheFist gets mauled by Mohawk]])
-->--'''Technician''', ''{{Film/Gremlins}} 2: The New Batch''
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->When you return from death, you reappear in your old clothes. No money, but hey, your head's still attached; better than a kick in the nuts, I guess... Is this necessary? Does this B-plot accomplish anything other than [[{{Padding}} being annoying]] and raising more plot holes? Like, how does he book a transatlantic flight with no money, and no passport, and carrying 3 ft. sword? (I don't think Airbus takes pearl earrings as barter.) And why is he so mystified by the concept of flight? HE'S A FUCKING '''''ALIEN!''''' HE'S SEEN '''''SPACESHIPS!!'''''
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->When you return from death, you reappear in your old clothes. No money, but hey, your head's still attached; better than a kick in the nuts, I guess... Is this necessary? Does this B-plot accomplish anything other than [[{{Padding}} being annoying]] and raising more plot holes? holes?\\\
Like, how does he book a transatlantic flight with no money, and no passport, and carrying a 3 ft. sword? (I don't think Airbus takes pearl earrings as barter.) )\\\
And why is he so mystified by the concept of flight? HE'S A FUCKING '''''ALIEN!''''' HE'SSEEN '''''SPACESHIPS!!''''''''''SEEN SPACESHIPS!!'''''
Like, how does he book a transatlantic flight with no money, and no passport, and carrying a 3 ft. sword? (I don't think Airbus takes pearl earrings as barter.
And why is he so mystified by the concept of flight? HE'S A FUCKING '''''ALIEN!''''' HE'S
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-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories]]... Just From ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''"]]
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-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories]]... Just From ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''"]]
''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''"
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->When the lights go on, Ben sees a horde of hundreds and hundreds of {{Spider-man}} clones, all in cute little matching Spider-man costumes. You know, where did the Jackal find time or resources to mass-produce the costume? For that matter, where are all these Spider-men using the bathroom? I hate to think the answer might be 'in the corners of the room.'
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories.. Just From The Clone Saga"]]
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories.. Just From The Clone Saga"]]
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->When the lights go on, Ben sees a horde of hundreds and hundreds of {{Spider-man}} Spider-man clones, all in cute little matching Spider-man costumes. You know, where did the Jackal find time or resources to mass-produce the costume? For that matter, where are all these Spider-men using the bathroom? I hate to think the answer might be 'in the corners of the room.'
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-ManStories.. Stories]]... Just From The Clone Saga"]]
''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''"]]
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man
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->I see now that my plan didn't make much sense.
-->-- '''Noah''', ''TheMissingLynx''
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->'''Melvin:''' It makes sense, if you ''think'' about it!\\
'''M:''' No it doesn't.
-->-- ''Literature/UnrealEstate''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Richard Castle''': Perfect place for a murder. No one can hear you scream.\\
'''Kate Beckett''': No one can help you carry the body up the stairs either.\\
'''Richard Castle''': Maybe somebody marched Donny at gunpoint down to the river and killed him there.\\
'''Kate Beckett''': If he had a gun, why would he use a bottle [to kill the victim]?\\
'''Richard Castle''': Don't ruin my story with your logic!
-->-- ''Series/{{Castle}}'', "The Last Call"
->Wait a minute. How did they open the car door?
-->--'''Rimmer'''[[note]]referring to a pair of sentient shoes[[/note]], '''Series/RedDwarf'''
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[[folder:Music]]
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[[folder:Newspapers]]
->Seeing the film the first time, I was swept away, and have remained swept ever since. Seeing this restored version, I tried to be more objective...it is remarkable that the Empire marksmen [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy never hit anyone important.]]
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews the Special Edition of ''Film/ANewHope''.
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[[folder:Podcasts]]
->It's charming until you realize how many [[BigBrotherIsWatching hidden cameras]] this guy must have set up to [[CovertPervert get all this footage.]]
-->--'''Bill Corbett''' Podcast/RiffTrax: ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
->By the time you figure out what was wrong with that, it won't matter anymore!
-->--'''Sauron''', ''[[http://onering.legendaryfrog.com/movies_orse_w.php One Ring to Rule Them All Special Edition]]''
->'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[PowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Misteroo''': "Ew."
-->--''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}} Teh Movie Too''
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
[[folder:Newspapers]]
->Seeing the film the first time, I was swept away, and have remained swept ever since. Seeing this restored version, I tried to be more objective...it is remarkable that the Empire marksmen [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy never hit anyone important.]]
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews the Special Edition of ''Film/ANewHope''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Podcasts]]
->It's charming until you realize how many [[BigBrotherIsWatching hidden cameras]] this guy must have set up to [[CovertPervert get all this footage.]]
-->--'''Bill Corbett''' Podcast/RiffTrax: ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Web Animation]]
->By the time you figure out what was wrong with that, it won't matter anymore!
-->--'''Sauron''', ''[[http://onering.legendaryfrog.com/movies_orse_w.php One Ring to Rule Them All Special Edition]]''
->'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[PowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Misteroo''': "Ew."
-->--''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}} Teh Movie Too''
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->''[Zoidberg's underwater house has just burnt down]''\\
'''Zoidberg''': [[BigNo Nooooooo!]] My home! It burned down! How did this happen?\\
'''Hermes''': That's a very good question.\\
'''Bender''': ''[Retrieving a lit cigar from the ashes]'' So that's where my I left my cigar.\\
'''Hermes''': [[VoodooShark That just raises further questions!]]
--> --''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
->'''Richard Castle''': Perfect place for a murder. No one can hear you scream.\\
'''Kate Beckett''': No one can help you carry the body up the stairs either.\\
'''Richard Castle''': Maybe somebody marched Donny at gunpoint down to the river and killed him there.\\
'''Kate Beckett''': If he had a gun, why would he use a bottle [to kill the victim]?\\
'''Richard Castle''': Don't ruin my story with your logic!
-->-- ''Series/{{Castle}}'', "The Last Call"
->"Wait a second... if the pit is bottomless, how exactly are you going to fill it with water?"
-->-- '''[[HypercompetentSidekick Shego]]''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
->By the time you figure out what was wrong with that, it won't matter anymore!
-->--'''Sauron''', ''[[http://onering.legendaryfrog.com/movies_orse_w.php One Ring to Rule Them All Special Edition]]''
'''Zoidberg''': [[BigNo Nooooooo!]] My home! It burned down! How did this happen?\\
'''Hermes''': That's a very good question.\\
'''Bender''': ''[Retrieving a lit cigar from the ashes]'' So that's where my I left my cigar.\\
'''Hermes''': [[VoodooShark That just raises further questions!]]
--> --''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
->'''Richard Castle''': Perfect place for a murder. No one can hear you scream.\\
'''Kate Beckett''': No one can help you carry the body up the stairs either.\\
'''Richard Castle''': Maybe somebody marched Donny at gunpoint down to the river and killed him there.\\
'''Kate Beckett''': If he had a gun, why would he use a bottle [to kill the victim]?\\
'''Richard Castle''': Don't ruin my story with your logic!
-->-- ''Series/{{Castle}}'', "The Last Call"
->"Wait a second... if the pit is bottomless, how exactly are you going to fill it with water?"
-->-- '''[[HypercompetentSidekick Shego]]''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
->By the time you figure out what was wrong with that, it won't matter anymore!
-->--'''Sauron''', ''[[http://onering.legendaryfrog.com/movies_orse_w.php One Ring to Rule Them All Special Edition]]''
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->'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[PowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Misteroo''': "Ew."
-->--''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}} Teh Movie Too''
->I see now that my plan didn't make much sense.
-->-- '''Noah''', ''TheMissingLynx''
->Wait a minute. How did they open the car door?
-->--'''Rimmer'''[[note]]referring to a pair of sentient shoes[[/note]], '''Series/RedDwarf'''
->'''Melvin:''' It makes sense, if you think about it!\\
'''M:''' No, it ''doesn't.''
-->-- ''Literature/UnrealEstate''
->The longer we stand here, the more people are going to question how a fisherman with no engineering background was able to build a sophisticated talking fish robot.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
->''"Hey, doors don't open like that! There's a number... ''he's in the hall''!"''
-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''', ''Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E11TheGunslinger''
''[beat]''\\
'''Misteroo''': "Ew."
-->--''WebAnimation/{{Arfenhouse}} Teh Movie Too''
->I see now that my plan didn't make much sense.
-->-- '''Noah''', ''TheMissingLynx''
->Wait a minute. How did they open the car door?
-->--'''Rimmer'''[[note]]referring to a pair of sentient shoes[[/note]], '''Series/RedDwarf'''
->'''Melvin:''' It makes sense, if you think about it!\\
'''M:''' No, it ''doesn't.''
-->-- ''Literature/UnrealEstate''
->The longer we stand here, the more people are going to question how a fisherman with no engineering background was able to build a sophisticated talking fish robot.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
->''"Hey, doors don't open like that! There's a number... ''he's in the hall''!"''
-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''', ''Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E11TheGunslinger''
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->I still raised the point, 'But why didn't Norman go after {{Spider-Man}} if he was able to? Why would he just [[OrcusOnHisThrone pick up and go off to Europe]] after suffering his worst defeat? Wouldn't he be totally out for Spider-Man's blood after that?' The response I got was, '[[ShrugOfGod We'll figure that out later.]]'
-->--'''Editor/Writer Glenn Greenberg''' on ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''
->I still raised the point, 'But why didn't Norman go after {{Spider-Man}} if he was able to? Why would he just [[OrcusOnHisThrone pick up and go off to Europe]] after suffering his worst defeat? Wouldn't he be totally out for Spider-Man's blood after that?' The response I got was, '[[ShrugOfGod We'll figure that out later.]]'
-->--'''Editor/Writer Glenn Greenberg''' on ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''
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->I still raised the point, 'But why didn't Norman go after {{Spider-Man}} if he was able to? Why would he just [[OrcusOnHisThrone pick up and go off to Europe]] after suffering his worst defeat? Wouldn't he be totally out for Spider-Man's blood after that?' The response I got was, '[[ShrugOfGod We'll figure that out later.]]'
-->--'''Editor/Writer Glenn Greenberg''' on ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''
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->If you think about it, {{Spider-Man}} not only made a {{deal with the devil}}, he came out of it pretty damn good! He gets his aunt saved, his buddy comes back to life, his identity is secure, he still gets to have had a long-term relationship with a damn supermodel back then, and fool around with kinky sex-addicted catgirls now... basically all Satan gets is the thrill of blinking some bridal photos out of existence. ...Um, [[{{Unishment}} ouch?]]
-->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''', "[[ComicBook/OneMoreDay The Devil and Mr. Parker]]"
->Wait a second, if their mission is to proliferate their DNA through procreation, why is there [[TokenMinority a gay guy]] in the group?!
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''New Guardians''
->Seeing the film the first time, I was swept away, and have remained swept ever since. Seeing this restored version, I tried to be more objective...it is remarkable that the Empire marksmen [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy never hit anyone important.]]
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews the Special Edition of ''Film/ANewHope''.
->It's charming until you realize how many [[BigBrotherIsWatching hidden cameras]] this guy must have set up to [[CovertPervert get all this footage.]]
-->--'''Bill Corbett''' Podcast/RiffTrax: ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''
->What also confuses me is that we have Marty's great-great-grandparents, one of which [[IdenticalGrandson looks identical to his mother]], a Baines. ''They'' produced William [=McFly=], who in turn produces Arthur. Arthur then has George, who marries Lorraine, who has three kids, one of which is Marty. Lorraine, of course, was a Baines. So in order for Marty's mother to resemble Marty's great-great-grandmother on his father's side means either William or Arthur -- most likely William -- had a child which then went on to marry a Baines, who in turn married back into [=McFly=] family.\\\
...So, the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH!
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on a Second''
-->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''', "[[ComicBook/OneMoreDay The Devil and Mr. Parker]]"
->Wait a second, if their mission is to proliferate their DNA through procreation, why is there [[TokenMinority a gay guy]] in the group?!
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''New Guardians''
->Seeing the film the first time, I was swept away, and have remained swept ever since. Seeing this restored version, I tried to be more objective...it is remarkable that the Empire marksmen [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy never hit anyone important.]]
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews the Special Edition of ''Film/ANewHope''.
->It's charming until you realize how many [[BigBrotherIsWatching hidden cameras]] this guy must have set up to [[CovertPervert get all this footage.]]
-->--'''Bill Corbett''' Podcast/RiffTrax: ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''
->What also confuses me is that we have Marty's great-great-grandparents, one of which [[IdenticalGrandson looks identical to his mother]], a Baines. ''They'' produced William [=McFly=], who in turn produces Arthur. Arthur then has George, who marries Lorraine, who has three kids, one of which is Marty. Lorraine, of course, was a Baines. So in order for Marty's mother to resemble Marty's great-great-grandmother on his father's side means either William or Arthur -- most likely William -- had a child which then went on to marry a Baines, who in turn married back into [=McFly=] family.\\\
...So, the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH!
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on a Second''
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->Y'know, come to think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere OK there it goes.]]"\\\
Oh, God. What am I even talking about this movie still? Someone ''help'' me. Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' when you drink it. It's called '''[[BrainBleach bleach]].'''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''
->Why would the ''Prometheus'' crew agree to go on a four-year mission when they're not even briefed on what the mission is until the mission starts? What if the mission [[BoldlyComing involved a gang-bang?]]
-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0 on]] ''{{Film/Prometheus}}''
Oh, God. What am I even talking about this movie still? Someone ''help'' me. Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' when you drink it. It's called '''[[BrainBleach bleach]].'''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''
->Why would the ''Prometheus'' crew agree to go on a four-year mission when they're not even briefed on what the mission is until the mission starts? What if the mission [[BoldlyComing involved a gang-bang?]]
-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0 on]] ''{{Film/Prometheus}}''
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->There's an awkward scene in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E2TheDaleks}} The Daleks]] talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... milk. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation. Of all the liquids in time and space, they pick water and bovine lactation. Which is clearly about [[ASpotOfTea making tea]]. I mean, that, right there, is the end of any claims that ''Series/DoctorWho'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, make sense. No. ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, drive you very productively mad.
-->-- '''Phil Sandifer''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E3TheEdgeOfDestruction}} The Edge of Destruction]]"
-->-- '''Phil Sandifer''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E3TheEdgeOfDestruction}} The Edge of Destruction]]"
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->There's an awkward scene in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E2TheDaleks}} The Daleks]] talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... milk. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation. Of all the liquids in time and space, they pick water and bovine lactation. Which is clearly about [[ASpotOfTea making tea]]. I mean, that, right there, is the end of any claims that ''Series/DoctorWho'' ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, make sense. No. ''Doctor Who'' might somehow, if you think about it long enough, drive you very productively mad.
-->--'''Phil Sandifer''', '''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E3TheEdgeOfDestruction}} The Edge of Destruction]]"
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->"I can't believe it took me eight months to realize this, but the mom there can't be giving the engines all she's got! She's on the BRIDGE. She needs to be in ENGINEERING!"
-->--'''Website/YouTube''' Commenter Darthkoolguy on a Burger King Star Trek tie-in commercial
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->If you think about it, {{Spider-Man}} not only made a {{deal with the devil}}, he came out of it pretty damn good! He gets his aunt saved, his buddy comes back to life, his identity is secure, he still gets to have had a long-term relationship with a damn supermodel back then, and fool around with kinky sex-addicted catgirls now... basically all Satan gets is the thrill of blinking some bridal photos out of existence. ...Um, [[{{Unishment}} ouch?]]
-->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''', "[[ComicBook/OneMoreDay The Devil and Mr. Parker]]"
->Wait a second, if their mission is to proliferate their DNA through procreation, why is there [[TokenMinority a gay guy]] in the group?!
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''New Guardians''
->What also confuses me is that we have Marty's great-great-grandparents, one of which [[IdenticalGrandson looks identical to his mother]], a Baines. ''They'' produced William [=McFly=], who in turn produces Arthur. Arthur then has George, who marries Lorraine, who has three kids, one of which is Marty. Lorraine, of course, was a Baines. So in order for Marty's mother to resemble Marty's great-great-grandmother on his father's side means either William or Arthur -- most likely William -- had a child which then went on to marry a Baines, who in turn married back into [=McFly=] family.\\\
...So, the ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' universe had incest even ''before'' Lorraine tried it on with her unborn son.\\\
Confused? Me too. [[StuffBlowingUp Let's look at the train crash]]. YEAH!
-->-- '''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''', ''Hang on a Second''
->When you return from death, you reappear in your old clothes. No money, but hey, your head's still attached; better than a kick in the nuts, I guess... Is this necessary? Does this B-plot accomplish anything other than [[{{Padding}} being annoying]] and raising more plot holes? Like, how does he book a transatlantic flight with no money, and no passport, and carrying 3 ft. sword? (I don't think Airbus takes pearl earrings as barter.) And why is he so mystified by the concept of flight? HE'S A FUCKING '''''ALIEN!''''' HE'S SEEN '''''SPACESHIPS!!'''''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''''' on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}} 2: The Quickening''
->Y'know, come to think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere OK there it goes.]]"\\\
Oh, God. What am I even talking about this movie still? Someone ''help'' me. Y'know, they make a magic potion that makes you forget about ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' when you drink it. It's called '''[[BrainBleach bleach]].'''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''
->Why would the ''Prometheus'' crew agree to go on a four-year mission when they're not even briefed on what the mission is until the mission starts? What if the mission [[BoldlyComing involved a gang-bang?]]
-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0 on]] ''{{Film/Prometheus}}''
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->The longer we stand here, the more people are going to question how a fisherman with no engineering background was able to build a sophisticated talking fish robot.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
->''[Zoidberg's underwater house has just burnt down]''\\
'''Zoidberg''': [[BigNo Nooooooo!]] My home! It burned down! How did this happen?\\
'''Hermes''': That's a very good question.\\
'''Bender''': ''[Retrieving a lit cigar from the ashes]'' So that's where my I left my cigar.\\
'''Hermes''': [[VoodooShark That just raises further questions!]]
--> --''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
->Wait a second... if the pit is bottomless, how exactly are you going to fill it with water?
-->-- '''[[HypercompetentSidekick Shego]]''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
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->Y'know, come to think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? Ok there it goes.\\\
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->Y'know, come to think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? Ok [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere OK there it goes.\\\]]"\\\
