History Quotes / FridgeHorror

->Holy shit. There’s a secret group of people ''within the White House'' actively working to curb [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump President Trump]]. Which is wild because this means, this whole time, we’ve been dealing with the ''watered-down version'' of Trump? You’re telling me that this is the ''better'' version? Like, I thought this was the peak of crazy! This is ''Diet'' Trump? That's what you’re saying?!

->'''Chris''': Did Perry just not tell her what she was going to France to cover? Because it would be kind of hilarious if he didn’t.\\\

“Sure, Perry, what’s the story?”\\
“Oh, [[NukeEm you’ll find out.]]”''

-->--''A comment on the AV Club’s review of “Little Gift Shop Of Horrors” from ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls

-->--''A comment on the AV Club’s review of “Little Gift Shop Of Horrors” from ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

-->--'''A comment on the AV Club’s review of “Little Gift Shop Of Horrors” from ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->''But so, whatever, [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog he]] remains on Earth and has a series of relatively tame, bloodless adventures while chased by Dr. Robotnik. That is, until he and his human friend arrive in San Francisco. By this point, Dr. Robotnik has synthesized one of Sonic's quills to be able move just as quickly as, say, an intergalactic hedgehog. What results is a chase scene through the streets of San Francisco, with Robotnik blowing up everything in sight including ... a bus full of civilians.''

->'''Skinny Pete''': Transporters are breaking you apart right down to your molecules and bones. [[DestructiveTelepotation They're makin' a copy]]. That dude who comes out on the other side? He's not you. He's a color Xerox.\\

->'''Skinny Pete''': Transporters are breaking you apart right down to your molecules and bones. They're makin' a copy. That dude who comes out on the other side? He's not you. He's a color Xerox.\\

-->'''Definition of keyframe''', ''The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows''

-->'''[[Website/{{Cracked}} Jordan Breeding]]''' points out [[https://www.cracked.com/article_27506_6-depressing-details-movies-completely-ignored.html one case of fridge horror]] in ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''.

-->--'''{{Disney/Cinderella}}''' to [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle]], "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZXQf77hhk Princess Rap Battle]]"

-->'''[[Website/{{Cracked}} Jordan Breeding]]'' points out [[https://www.cracked.com/article_27506_6-depressing-details-movies-completely-ignored.html one case of fridge horror]] in ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''.

->-- '''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''Fanfic/KingdomHeartsTheShortAndHonestVersion (Chapter 17)''

->Essentially, it's a game about being Mr. Potter from ''[[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife It's a Wonderful Life]]'', except only one person gets to be Mr. Potter, and everyone else gets to be Jimmy Stewart on the verge of flinging his penniless ass into the swirling frigid waters beneath Pauper's Bridge.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' on ''{{BoardGame/Monopoly}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-great-board-games-for-ruining-friendships_p2/#ixzz32DVQ8yHl "6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)"]]

-->'''Definition of keyframe''',''The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows''

->Basically, once every 100 years a male is born into the Gerudo and the rest are women. Now, you gotta ask yourself whether Nintendo [[WritersCannotDoMath thought into the implications of this in the slightest]]... A man will remain fertile even if he lives to be 100 years of age. A woman won't. D'ya see where I'm goin' with this? 'Cuz it's pretty horrible. In order to have a male heir, Ganon would need to have a daughter first. And then he'd need to have a daughter with ''that'' daughter. And then he'd have to have a son with his granddaughter.\\\

->''"Holy shit. There’s a secret group of people ''within the White House'' actively working to curb [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump President Trump]]. Which is wild because this means, this whole time, we’ve been dealing with the ''watered-down version'' of Trump? You’re telling me that this is the ''better'' version? Like, I thought this was the peak of crazy! This is ''Diet'' Trump? That's what you’re saying?!"''

->''"There’s a secret group of people within the White House actively working to curb [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump President Trump]]. Which is wild, because this means, this whole time, we’ve been dealing with the ''watered-down version'' of Trump? You’re telling me that this is the ''better'' version Like, I thought this was the peak of crazy! This is ''Diet'' Trump? That's what you’re saying?!"''

->''{{Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2}}''. I took my kid to see this movie and it's about a bunch of food that comes to life, like tacos and burgers and shit. And the weird thing is that, of course, most food starts out alive. The meat in the burger used to belong to a cow that was alive. But now the cow has been killed, slaughtered, formed into a patty, and that patty has been reanimated into a new life-form. That's mildly disturbing. Then again, HAW HAW LOOGIT THE WALKING BURGER THAT'S SO CRAY CRAY.

-->-- '''The Description for SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE™: CATDOG'''

''Beauty and the Bestiality''"''

->''"The more of these we do, the more we realize that children's cartoon programming is a horrible nightmare place. A Scientifically Accurate CatDog would have to be created by merging two feeling beings into one. Sure, we might learn something about how to suppress their immune systems to keep their disparate bodies from rejecting one another, but at what price comes this knowledge?'"''

->''"When I was a lad, I didn't know what [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]] [[VillainSong was singing]]. And now that I'm grown I'm like 'AAAHHHHH! Frollo is [[DirtyOldMan a perv]]!'"''
-->-- '''Gaston''', ''WebAnimation/TheFrolloShow''

->'''Skinny Pete''': What do you think all those sparkles and shit are? Transporters are breaking you apart right down to your molecules and bones. They're makin' a copy. That dude who comes out on the other side? He's not you. He's a color Xerox.\\

->The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either GoMadFromTheRevelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
-->--'''Creator/HPLovecraft''', ''[[CthulhuMythos The Call of Cthulhu]]''

->''"Let's look at your mentality\\
Freud loves your abnormality\\
The {{Stockholm syndrome}} story:\\
''Beauty and the Bestiality''"''
-->--'''{{Disney/Cinderella}}''' to [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle]], "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZXQf77hhk Princess Rap Battle]]"

->Think of Bill Murray's character in ''Film/GroundhogDay'', who having spent tens of thousands of years living the same day on repeat, conceivably would have fucked, murdered, and eaten everybody in that town, Punxsutawney Phil included, many times over. By the time he finally woke up next to Andie [=MacDowell=], he'd have [[BewareTheSuperman zero sense of moral boundaries]], and any true epilogue to ''Groundhog Day'' would end with the discovery of her horribly broken body, while Bill Murray's shot to death by cops, masturbating on the roof of a children's hospice.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared''

->''{{Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2}}''. I took my kid to see this movie and it's about a bunch of food that comes to life, like tacos and burgers and shit. And the weird thing is that, of course, most food starts out alive. The meat in the burger used to belong to a cow that was alive. But now the cow has been killed, slaughtered, formed into a patty, and that patty has been reanimated into a new life-form. That's mildly disturbing. Then again, HAW HAW LOOGIT THE WALKING BURGER THAT'S SO CRAY CRAY.
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/greg-schiano-tom-coughlin-and-the-death-of-the-hardas-1443460297 Drew Magary]]'''

->Essentially, it's a game about being Mr. Potter from ''[[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife It's a Wonderful Life]]'', except only one person gets to be Mr. Potter, and everyone else gets to be Jimmy Stewart on the verge of flinging his penniless ass into the swirling frigid waters beneath Pauper's Bridge.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-great-board-games-for-ruining-friendships_p2/#ixzz32DVQ8yHl "6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)"]]

->Keep in mind that ''[[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption Red Dead]]'' doesn't take place in some lawless land. [[IFoughtTheLawAndTheLawWon They come after you for everything in this game.]] I've had the sheriff open fire on me after a pedestrian wandered into my horse. The U.S. Marshals started hunting me for driving [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential one simple wagon of dynamite]] into a friendly conversation. So the fact that traffic accidents carry the death penalty yet you can legally blow holes in prostitutes means that [[HeManWomanHater some woman-hating programmer]] took a lot of time to make sure it worked that way.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-red-dead-redemption-hates-women/ "6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About (Hating) Women"]]

->So when they find that you gotta high midichlorian count in your bloodstream, I guess your parents give you up to the Jedi as a baby to be trained in this creepy, cultlike environment and you lose all your free will.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''

-> ''That raises a lot of questions, all of them with horrifying answers.''
->-- '''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Sora]]''', on how [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Dr. Finklestein]] manages to acquire a heart with a lock on it, ''Fanfic/KingdomHeartsTheShortAndHonestVersion (Chapter 17)''

->''I put [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents It's a Wishful Life]] at number 9, but if I were to remake that list, I'd put it at number 3, above other famous blunders like [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants One Coarse Meal and A Pal for Gary]], because this is the definition of [[UnfortunateImplications an episode that gets worse and worse the more you think about it.]]''
->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''', regarding the [[DudeWheresMyRespect most]] [[UsefulNotes/VictimBlaming infamous]] [[DrivenToSuicide episode]] of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''

-->-- '''The Discription for SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE™: CATDOG'''

->''"When I was a lad, I didn't know what [[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]] was singing. And now that I'm grown I'm like 'AAAHHHHH! Frollo is a perv!'"''

->Yes, enterprising young businessman Zack's plan is to be a literal pimp. Not only that, but Lisa isn't in on it. If you think this is the worst thing that happens in this episode, I've got some bad news. And of course, Screech has bought an enormous bundle of tickets.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' Retrospective''