History Quotes / ForeGoneConclusion

-->-- '''Brad Shoup''' on ''Film/{{Titanic}}'', ''Stylus'' Magazine

->Any movie about Christ is gonna end the same way. Jesus [[{{Titanic}} is gonna hit the iceberg]].

-->--RiffTrax, ''Film/{{Titanic}}''

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' discussing a flashback in Creator/StephenKing's ''{{It}}''.

-->-- '''Yahtzee''' of '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' discussing ''HaloReach''

->'''Phoebe:''' I thought I was gonna see a film about, y'know, [[Film/ThePrideOfTheYankees Yankee pride!]] And then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.\\

->"''Now we spend the next hour and a half playing the bloody waiting game!''"
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''Film/SevenPounds''

->''"Shhh. Haven't seen it yet. Don't. Ruin. The. Ending."''

->''"Have you seen the [[Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist The Passion]] yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies."''

->''"Trust me, Clark. Our friendship will be [[DramaticIrony the stuff of legends]]."''
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor''', ''Series/{{Smallville}}''

->"From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
->A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
->Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows
->Doth with their death bury their parents' strife"
-->-- Lines 5-8 of the prologue to ''[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Romeo]] [[OlderThanSteam and]] [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Juliet]]''

->''"Any movie about Christ is gonna end the same way. Jesus [[{{Titanic}} is gonna hit the iceberg]]."''

->''"So the kids enter the sewer to fight [[MonsterClown the clown]]. [[SarcasmMode This is really suspenseful]] because I have no idea who's going to make it out alive except for all of them."''

->''"Oh, come on! This isn't a spoiler! The very first image in the game is a brief flash-forward depicting your character's helmet lying discarded in the dust and battle-scarred terrain; what the fuck do you ''think'' happens at the end? Your character thrillingly and climatically gets a little bit hot?"''

->''"But the main problem is that because it's based on a real shop, opened by a real man, there's not much real jeopardy. So the opening episode was a nail-biting tale of 'Will he or won't he open the shop?' when you know he did, then we had 'Will he or won't he open a perfume counter?' which you also know he did. And recently we had 'Is he or isn't he dead?' when you know he won't be. It's a bit like a {{whodunnit}} called '[[ReverseWhodunnit Colin is Guilty.]]'"''

->"I've got to admit, [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory I totally saw that coming]]."

->'''Wolverine:''' I've already had three X-Men films, and now I'm gettin' a prequel.
->'''Comedian:''' Oh, I can't wait to see what happens! Wait, I know: ''you live to make three X-Men movies.''

-->-- '''KevinSmith'''

-->-- '''LexLuthor''', ''Series/{{Smallville}}''

-->--''TheWordWeary'' [[http://www.wordwearycomic.com/2014/01/20-janurary-2014.html #208]]''\\

-->-- '''Brad Shoup''' on ''{{Titanic}}'', ''Stylus'' Magazine

-->-- '''CharlieBrooker''', reviewing ''Series/MrSelfridge''

'''Goat:''' This biography of [[AbrahamLincoln Abe Lincoln]].\\

->'''Phoebe:''' I thought I was gonna see a film about, y'know, [[PrideOfTheYankees Yankee pride!]] And then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.\\

-->-- '''LexLuthor''', ''Series/{{Smallville}}''.

-->-- Lines 5-8 of the prologue to [[RomeoAndJuliet Romeo]] [[OlderThanSteam and]] [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Juliet]]

-->-- ''{{Friends}}''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''SevenPounds''

-->--'''Brad Shoup''' on ''{{Titanic}}'', ''Stylus'' Magazine

-->--'''Gabe''' from ''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/12/5/ Penny Arcade]]'' [[spoiler:Hilariously, he's wrong.]]

-> ''Trust me, Clark. Our friendship will be [[DramaticIrony the stuff of legends]].''
-->-- '''LexLuthor''', ''{{Smallville}}''.

-->--Lines 5-8 of the prologue to [[RomeoAndJuliet Romeo]] [[OlderThanSteam and]] [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Juliet]]

->''Any movie about Christ is gonna end the same way. Jesus [[{{Titanic}} is gonna hit the iceberg]].''
-->--'''KevinSmith'''

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' discussing a flashback in Creator/StephenKing's ''{{It}}''.

->''"Oh, come on! This isn't a spoiler! The very first image in the game is a brief flash-forward depicting your character's helmet lying discarded in the dust and battle-scarred terrain; what the fuck do you ''think'' happens at the end? Your character thrillingly and climactically gets a little bit hot?"''
-->Yahtzee of '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' discussing ''HaloReach''

-> ''But the main problem is that because it's based on a real shop, opened by a real man, there's not much real jeopardy. So the opening episode was a nail-biting tale of "Will he or won't he open the shop?" when you know he did, then we had "Will he or won't he open a perfume counter?" which you also know he did. And recently we had "Is he or isn't he dead?" when you know he won't be. It's a bit like a {{whodunnit}} called "[[ReverseWhodunnit Colin is Guilty.]]"''
-->--'''CharlieBrooker''', reviewing ''Series/MrSelfridge''

-->--Lines 5-8 of the prologue to [[RomeoAndJuliet Romeo]] [[OlderThanSteam and]] [[WilliamShakespeare Juliet]]

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' discussing a flashback in StephenKing's ''{{It}}''.

->''"Have you seen the [[ThePassionOfTheChrist The Passion]] yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies."''

->''"Now we spend the next hour and a half playing the bloody waiting game!"

-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''' discussing a flashback in StephenKing's ''{{It}}''.

-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic discussing a flashback in StephenKing's ''{{It}}''.'''

-->--'''[[WebOriginal/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''SevenPounds''

-->--'''[[BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''SevenPounds''

-->-- '''Lex Luthor''', ''{{Smallville}}''.

-->'''Phoebe:''' I thought I was gonna see a film about, y'know, [[PrideOfTheYankees Yankee pride!]] And then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.\\