History Quotes / ForeGoneConclusion

-->-- '''Music/AaronCarter''', "Oh Aaron"

-->'''Creator/DaraOBriain''', [[https://twitter.com/daraobriain/status/288049259910135808 on Twitter]]

-->'''Creator/DaraOBriain, [[on Twitter https://twitter.com/daraobriain/status/288049259910135808]]

-->-- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' discussing a flashback in Creator/StephenKing's ''Literature/{{It}}'', ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''

->''"I've got to admit, [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory I totally saw that coming]]."''
-->-- '''Podcast/RiffTrax''' on ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''

-> ''"My fellow Americans... I think we all know where this is going, so let's just [[NukeEm skip to the end.]]"''

->"From forth the fatal loins of these two foes\\
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;\\
Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows\\
Doth with their death bury their parents' strife"
-->-- Lines 5-8 of the prologue to ''[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Romeo]] [[OlderThanSteam and]] [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Juliet]]''

->'''Nick''': What? I can get you maybe a dozen! You can't promise seats to everyone and their cousin! What did you do? How'd you get in this mess?\\
'''Aaron''': I was talkin' to this girl—\\
'''Nick''': Hold your breath, I know the rest.
-->--'''Music/AaronCarter''', "Oh Aaron"

->Shhh. Haven't seen it yet. Don't. Ruin. The. Ending.

->Have you seen [[Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist The Passion]] yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.
-->-- '''Gabe''' from ''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/12/5/ Penny Arcade]]'' [[spoiler:Hilariously, he's wrong.]]

->Any movie about Christ is gonna end the same way. Jesus [[Film/{{Titanic 1997}} is gonna hit the iceberg]].
-->-- '''Creator/KevinSmith'''

->And just like that, one of these four couples would break up that very next day!\\
\\
Okay, it wasn't [[HappilyMarried Lily and Marshall]]. One of these three couples would break up the very next day!
-->-- '''Future Ted''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS8E02ThePreNup The Pre-Nup]]"

->So the kids enter the sewer to fight [[MonsterClown the clown]]. This is really suspenseful because I have no idea who's going to make it out alive except for all of them.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' discussing a flashback in Creator/StephenKing's ''Literature/{{It}}''.

->Oh, come on! This isn't a spoiler! The very first image in the game is a brief flash-forward depicting your character's helmet lying discarded in the dust and battle-scarred terrain; what the fuck do you ''think'' happens at the end? Your character thrillingly and climatically gets a little bit hot?
-->-- '''Yahtzee''' of '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' discussing ''VideoGame/HaloReach''

->But the main problem is that because it's based on a real shop, opened by a real man, there's not much real jeopardy. So the opening episode was a nail-biting tale of 'Will he or won't he open the shop?' when you know he did, then we had 'Will he or won't he open a perfume counter?' which you also know he did. And recently we had 'Is he or isn't he dead?' when you know he won't be. It's a bit like a {{whodunnit}} called '[[ReverseWhodunnit Colin is Guilty.]]
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''', reviewing ''Series/MrSelfridge''

->I've got to admit, [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory I totally saw that coming]].
-->-- '''Podcast/RiffTrax''', ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''

->'''Pig:''' Hey, Goat... whatcha reading?\\
'''Goat:''' This biography of [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln Abe Lincoln]].\\
'''Pig:''' Does it explain very much about his assassination or--''oops''.\\
'''Goat:''' What?\\
'''Pig:''' Spoiler alert.
-->--''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'', [[http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2013/06/27 June 27, 2013]]

-->--''Webcomic/TheWordWeary'', [[http://www.wordwearycomic.com/2014/01/20-janurary-2014.html #208]]

->Even if you know how the story ends, that doesn't make it any less fun to watch.
-->--'''Cinder Fall''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''

->''"From the beginning, you know the end."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/HaloReach''

->''"Of course, you already know how this one ends."''
-->-- '''Narrator''', ''Series/JaneTheVirgin''

->'''Party Leader''' (flashback): For the sake of everyone on the continent, we cannot fail!\\
'''Tarquin''': Spoiler alert: They failed.
-->-- ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''"This story happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It is already over. Nothing can be done to change it. It is a story of love and loss, brotherhood and betrayal, courage and sacrifice and the death of dreams. It is a story of the blurred line between our best and our worst. It is the story of the [[EndOfAnEra end of an age.]] A strange thing about stories--though this all happened so long ago and so far away that words cannot describe the time or the distance, it is also happening right now. Right here. It is happening as you read these words. This is how twenty-five millennia come to a close."''
-->-- ''Literature/RevengeOfTheSith''

-> ''"My fellow Americans...I think we all know where this is going, so let's just [[NukeEm skip to the end.]]"''

->"From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
->A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
->Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows
->Doth with their death bury their parents' strife"

->'''Nick''': What? I can get you maybe a dozen! You can't promise seats to everyone and their cousin! What did you do? How'd you get in this mess?
->'''Aaron''': I was talkin' to this girl—
->'''Nick''': Hold your breath, I know the rest.
-->'''Music/AaronCarter''', "Oh Aaron"

->'''Nick''': What? I can get you maybe a dozen!
You can't promise seats to everyone and their cousin!
What did you do? How'd you get in this mess?

->'''Party Leader'''(flashback): For the sake of everyone on the continent, we cannot fail!\\

-->--''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

-->--''TheWordWeary'', [[http://www.wordwearycomic.com/2014/01/20-janurary-2014.html #208]]

->'''Party Leader'''(flashback): For the sake of everyone on the continent, we cannot fail!

->Have you seen the [[Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist The Passion]] yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.

'''Grace:''' Eh. The fewer vestiges of self-esteem you have left, the farther you'll go to protect them.\\
-->--''TheWordWeary'', [[http://www.wordwearycomic.com/2014/01/20-janurary-2014.html #208]]\\

-->-- '''RiffTrax''', ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''