History Quotes / FauxActionGirl

-->-- '''WebVideo/ChrisStuckmann''' reviewing ''Jane Got a Gun''

-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVDvDsL8izQ Lovely Ladies too Sexy for Their Own Good | Part 3 of an Overly Long Analytical Tirade on Fairy Tail]]'', though he is in all honesty, a complete moron who ignores that none of the women in Fairy Tail are Faux Action Girls.

-->--'''Fanfic/BecomingFemale'''

-->-- '''WebVideo/ChrisStuckmann''' reviewing ''Jane Got a Gun''

-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVDvDsL8izQ Lovely Ladies too Sexy for Their Own Good | Part 3 of an Overly Long Analytical Tirade on Fairy Tail]]''

-->-- '''Creator/ChrisStuckmann''' reviewing ''Jane Got a Gun''

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on [[QuestForCamelot Kayley]], ''Top 11 Dumbasses In Distress''

-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on [[QuestForCamelot Kayley]], ''Top 11 Dumbasses In Distress''

-->'''Fanfic/BecomingFemale'''

--> '''Creator/ChrisStuckmann''' reviewing ''Jane Got a Gun''

-> "With a title like ''Jane Got a Gun'' you'd expect her to, you know, do something. The majority of the action in this movie involves [[DamselinDistress her getting rescued by somebody]]." {{Beat}} "It's sad."

-> "With a title like ''Jane Got a Gun'' you'd expect her to, you know, do something. The majority of the action in this movie involves [[DamselinDistress her getting rescued by somebody]]. ''{{Beat}}'' It's sad."

-->'''Fanfic/BecomingFemale'''

-->'''Fanfic/BecomingFemale'''

-> "''Film/DyingBreed'' follows Nina, an Irish zoologist who's on the trail of a Tasmanian Tiger and her sister, who disappeared 8 years before in the very same territory; not before sending a paw print of the Tiger though. Her boyfriend, Leigh Whannell, has organized the trip for her and he remains the saving grace through the film being both rational and sympathetic. ''Dying Breed'' is yet another boring exploit of a film depicting a male, innocent and solemn, going out of his way to please a female, only to get ravaged, beaten, and shit on by the end of the credits; meanwhile - glorifying the female as the hero (rather, heroine)."
-->'''[[http://www.soiledsinema.com/2009/02/dying-breed.html Soiled Sinema]]''' on ''Dying Breed'' (2008)

-->'''Fanfic/BecomingFemale'''

-->-- '''[[Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars Imca]]''' on [[{{Manga/Naruto}} Sakura Haruno]]

-> ''Ever notice that when a girl insists that she can look after herself, the exact opposite is always true?''

-> ''Ever notice that when a girl insists that she can look after herself, the exact opposite is always true?''

->"Okay, this chick wants to be a knight at a time when women aren't allowed to be knights. Well, good for her going against the norm and wanting to be strong. The only problem is ''she isn't strong!'' And I don't mean physically, I mean in any sense. ... It's just her getting captured and yet still boasting about she's going to be 'the World's Greatest Knight.' Young lady, you ''definitely'' need a career change!"

-->'''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on [[QuestForCamelot Kayley]], ''Top 11 Dumbasses In Distress''

->''Okay. So like...if Celes is a hardened femme fatale imperial general, why does she fall apart when some candy-ass thief from the boonies isn't around to "protect" her? (To answer my own question: because the player probably named Locke after himself.)''
-->--'''Pitchfork''', ''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=patff The Rise and Fall of Final Fantasy]]'' (from the ''FinalFantasyVI'' article)

-->'''TheNostalgiaCritic''' on [[QuestForCamelot Kayley]], ''Top 11 Dumbasses In Distress''

-->'''TheNostalgiaCritic''' on [[QuestForCamelot Kayley]], ''Top 11 DumbassesInDistress''

-->--'''Pitchfork''', ''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=patff The Rise and Fall of Final Fantasy]]'' (from the ''FinalFantasyVI'' article)

-->'''Pitchfork''', ''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=patff The Rise and Fall of Final Fantasy]]'' (from the ''FinalFantasyVI'' article)