->"Okay, this chick wants to be a knight at a time when women aren't allowed to be knights. Well, good for her going against the norm and wanting to be strong. The only problem is ''she isn't strong!'' And I don't mean physically, I mean in any sense... It's just her getting captured and yet still boasting about she's going to be 'the World's Greatest Knight.' Young lady, you ''definitely'' need a career change!"
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on [[WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot Kayley]], ''Top 11 Dumbasses In Distress''

-> "I will now be Sakura~ .... Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Save Sasuke, Naruto; while I sit here and cry, and not be useful in a real fight.
-> -Imca uses fake tears-
-->-- '''[[Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars Imca]]''' on [[{{Manga/Naruto}} Sakura Haruno]]

-> "It's all a facade. Tough magic using girls who are treated as being able to kick a ton of ass when sadly, they are just nothing next to all the men."
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVDvDsL8izQ Lovely Ladies too Sexy for Their Own Good | Part 3 of an Overly Long Analytical Tirade on Fairy Tail]]''

-> "We need to get out of here!" I yelled proactively as he carried me, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial proving I wasn't a whimpering damsel in distress]].
-->--'''Fanfic/BecomingFemale'''

-> "With a title like ''Jane Got a Gun'' you'd expect her to, you know, do something. The majority of the action in this movie involves [[DamselinDistress her getting rescued by somebody]]. It's sad."
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisStuckmann''' reviewing ''Jane Got a Gun''