History Quotes / FaceOfAThug

''However suited they might be to roles in combat and guard duties (any local merchant will attest to the intimidating effect of bringing a baxxid bodyguard into trade negotiations), anyone who knows a baxxid personally will surely realize they are quite sensitive about their fearsome appearances.''

->''"This wasn't the angel of fortune from the fairytale I read. She did not come to save me. At worst, she was a witch from a different type of fairytale, and she had come to bring me a life of horror and despair. Or at the very least, her physical appearance would not bring me admiration but would instead drag me deeper down into the hole as the village loser.... As it turns out, Gwendolyn is much more confounding to me than I imagined. At our last visit to the Pastel Palace, she was simultaneously the most horrifying part, but... also the only nice part. She was actually incredibly thoughtful and kind... Not to mention [[ThroughHisStomach ridiculously good at making soup]]... And I'm starting to wonder if I've somehow been getting the wrong impression of her..."''

->''"This wasn't the angel of fortune from the fairytale I read. She did not come to save me. At worst, she was a witch from a different type of fairytale, and she had come to bring me a life of horror and despair. Or at the very least, her physical appearance would not bring me admiration but would instead drag me deeper down into the hole as the village loser.... As it turns out, Gwendolyn is much more confounding to me than I imagined. At our last visit to the Pastel Palace, she was simultaneously the most horrifying part, but... also the only nice part. She was actually incredibly thoughtful and kind... Not to mention ridiculously good at making soup... And I'm starting to wonder if I've somehow been getting the wrong impression of her..."''

->''"This wasn't the angel of fortune from the fairytale I read. She did not come to save me. At worst, she was a witch from a different type of fairytale, and she had come to bring me a life of horror and despair. Or at the very least, her physical appearance would not bring me admiration but would instead drag me deeper down into the hole as the village loser.... As it turns out, Gwendolyn is much more confounding to me than I imagined. At our last visit to the Pastel Palace, she was simultaneously the most horrifying part, but... also the only nice part. She was actually incredibly thoughtful and kind... Not to mention ridiculously good at making soup... And I'm starting to wonder if I've somehow been getting the wrong impression of her...

->'''Nah:''' I had you wrong. I thought you were colder. ...Scarier.\\
'''Brady:''' So you WERE scared of me! I knew it!\\
'''Nah:''' But not anymore! Now I know you're really a good, kindhearted person!\\
'''Brady:''' Gah, stop already! I ain't used to praise. It feels almost as weird to hear ya say that as it does you calling me scary!
-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening''

->''"Everybody was scared of Luther. They called him a monster. He was too big, too mean lookin', just too different. Didn't matter if he was the kindest man I ever knew. Didn't matter he'd never hurt no one."''
-->-- '''John Garland''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' s04e06 "Yellow Fever"

->''"...Lotta tattoos...lotta teeth broken off at the gumline...the true face of America..."''
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''', "State Prison Farms"

--> --'''Yami''' to '''Kaiba''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"Tank Abbott is the kind of guy you'd expect police to find alone in the center of a wrecked biker bar before they called for immediate backup. He looks like the shitty character from every fighting video game who'd somehow reverse-{{Film/Tron}}'ed into our world. His face makes it clear that he hates everything that isn't Music/ZZTop or alcohol poisoning. He bench presses 600 pounds and wore gloves into the Octagon back when you didn't have to. This implied that he knew things about punching skulls that the rest of us didn't. People put on a diaper before they make eye contact with him."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-least-sportsmanlike-moments-in-mma/ "The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA"]]

->"''Oh, dark grin / he can't help when he's happy, looks insane''"
-->--Music/PearlJam, "Even Flow"

->'''Serah:''' If you don't fess up, I'll have to get [[TheBigGuy Gadot]] to come and talk to you.\\
'''Rhett:''' Argh, no, not Gadot. He acts nice, but his face is all mean!\\
'''Noel:''' Poor Gadot. Heart of gold and nothing but the best of intentions.
-->--''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2''

->''"When my social anxiety is at its worst, I apparently make a demonic face. Because of that, I've been labeled as "a stubborn girl who doesn't let anyone close" or "a grouch who just wants to be left alone".''
--> --'''Seika''' in the "See You Tommorow" event of ''VideoGame/MagiaRecordPuellaMagiMadokaMagicaSideStory''

-->--'''Medic''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2: Old Wounds''

->'''Dondochakka:''' Hey, how come you keep runnin' away from me?!
->'''Renji Abarai:''' Reflex!! You keep chasing me!! And your face! It triggers an instinctive fear in people!!
-->-- ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''

->''"Creator/ShelSilverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids."''
-->-- '''Greg Heffley''', ''[[Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw]]''

->''Ikos tried a friendly smile. It just made him look like a bandit delighted with the prospect of cutting a throat.''
-->--''[[Literature/PenricsDemon The Prisoner of Limnos]]''

->''I thought she was a scary person...but she seems kinda fun instead...''
-->-- '''Usami Yuu on Takano Hitomi''', ''Manga/HitomiChanIsShyWithStrangers''

->''"Don't smile. A smile doesn't go with those eyes. You look like you want to eat me for breakfast."''
-->-- '''Fisher Gesha''', ''Literature/CradleSeries'', ''Soulsmith''

-->-- '''Usami Yuu on Hitomi''', ''Manga/HitomiChanIsShyWithStrangers''

->''"You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."''

->''"When my social anxiety is at its worse, I apparently make a demonic face. Because of that, I've been labeled as "a stubborn girl who doesn't let anyone close" or "a grouch who just wants to be left alone".''

->'''Serah:''' If you don't fess up, I'll have to get [[TheBigGuy Gadot]] to come and talk to you.
->'''Rhett:''' Argh, no, not Gadot. He acts nice, but his face is all mean!
->'''Noel:''' Poor Gadot. Heart of gold and nothing but the best of intentions.
-->''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII-2''

-->"''Oh, dark grin / he can't help when he's happy, looks insane''"

->''"Tank Abbott is the kind of guy you'd expect police to find alone in the center of a wrecked biker bar before they called for immediate backup. He looks like the shitty character from every fighting video game who'd somehow reverse-{{Film/Tron}}'ed into our world. His face makes it clear that he hates everything that isn't ZZTop or alcohol poisoning. He bench presses 600 pounds and wore gloves into the Octagon back when you didn't have to. This implied that he knew things about punching skulls that the rest of us didn't. People put on a diaper before they make eye contact with him."''

->''"I'm the bald white guy who, even in broad daylight, looks like he's about to step out of a dark alley and shank you. I promise, I'm really friendly, my face just does that."''
-->-- '''{{Tailsteak}}'''

->''"StevenSeagal has made three movies a month for 30 years, and during that time, he's torn off more arms than a [=McDonald's=] packing plant. So I can't really take him seriously when he's singing about my beautiful smile and how I smell when we dance close. It feels like a karate trap... like under this phony romantic surface there's a bomb waiting to go off on my groin and joints. At the risk of giving Nazi scientists any ideas, Steven Seagal is a calm human face glued to a gorilla that's swallowed a condom full of bees."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-are-your-top-5-crime-scene-albums/#ixzz33SFZ7hSE on]] ''Songs From the Crystal Cave''

-->-- '''GeorgeCarlin''', "State Prison Farms"