History Quotes / FATAL

->''"Burning this game would be [[InsultToRocks an insult to fire]]."''

->''"Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating more or less unanimously]] come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply [[SoBadItsHorrible the worst RPG ever conceived.]] No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook (written by one Byron Hall and a few of his friends, who go by nicknames such as "Torturon", "Burnout", and "Satan") is as terribly written as it is [[FetishRetardant obsessed with bizarre sexual perversions]] that make [[EveryoneHasStandards /d/ seem prudish by comparison.]] It is filled with enough [[RulePlaying pointless random charts and obtuse rules]] to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.''

->''"Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating more or less unanimously]] come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply [[SoBadItsHorrible the worst RPG ever conceived.]] No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook is as terribly written as it is [[FetishRetardant obsessed with bizarre sexual perversions]] that make [[EveryoneHasStandards /d/ seem prudish by comparison.]] It is filled with enough [[RulePlaying pointless random charts and obtuse rules]] to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.''

->''"Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating more or less unanimously]] come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply [[SoBadItsHorrible the worst RPG ever conceived.]] No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook is as terribly written as it is obsessed with bizarre sexual perversions that make [[EveryoneHasStandards /d/ seem prudish by comparison.]] It is filled with enough pointless random charts and obtuse rules to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.''

->''"Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has [[0%ApprovalRating more or less unanimously]] come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply [[SoBadItsHorrible the worst RPG ever conceived.]] No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook is as terribly written as it is obsessed with bizarre sexual perversions that make [[EveryoneHasStandards /d/ seem prudish by comparison.]] It is filled with enough pointless random charts and obtuse rules to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.''

->''"Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has more or less unanimously come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply the worst RPG ever conceived. No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook is as terribly written as it is obsessed with bizarre sexual perversions that make [[EveryoneHasStandards /d/ seem prudish by comparison.]] It is filled with enough pointless random charts and obtuse rules to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. Quadratic equations are a requirement of most game mechanics. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.''

->''The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. From Another Time; Another Land makes minor changes to the text (read: removes the magical armor that turns the wearer into an ethnic stereotype) but is still an abortion of gaming.''

->''The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. From Another Time; Another Land makes minor changes to the text but is still an abortion of gaming.''

->''"Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has more or less unanimously come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply the worst RPG ever conceived. No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook is terribly written. It is filled with pointless random charts and obtuse rules. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.''

-->[-Do you ''really'' want to go back to the ''{{FATAL}}'' page? Do you?-]

-->[-Do you ''really'' want to go back to the ''{{FATAL}}'' page? Do you?-]

->"''Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has more or less unanimously come to the conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply the worst RPG ever conceived. No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook is terribly written. It is filled with pointless random charts and obtuse rules. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.

->The game was apparently revised and given a new name for the acronym. From Another Time; Another Land makes minor changes to the text but is still an abortion of gaming.

->The FATAL Games website is now thankfully defunct. The current page is some kind of flash portal."''
-->--[[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL 1d4chan]]

-->--Byron Hall and Burnout's rebuttal of the [=MacLennan=]/Sartin review.

-->--Byron Hall and Burnout's rebuttal of the [=MacLennan=]/Sartin review.

-->-- an [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11143723&postcount=152 RPG.NET poster]]

->"Burning this game would be [[InsultToRocks an insult to fire]]."
-->--"Review of FATAL" by Jason Sartin and Darren Mac Lennan. from [[http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml]]

-->[-Do you ''really'' want to go back to the {{FATAL}} page? Do you?-]

-> "I've read this entire thread, the rulebook, and the counter-review all in one sitting, and this is what I have to say. FATAL isn't a game. It's a pornographic maths textbook made by a 10-year old."
-->--'''Troper Tropers/{{Hygraffo}}''', from the [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=7ixhxjqoe9swz1xv4bxgw5h0&page=48#1192 TV Tropes Liveblog of FATAL]]

-> "I... I have no more words. I have come to the conclusion that FATAL is the closest thing we will ever get to the unabridged Necronomicon."
-->--'''Troper Tropers/GameChainsaw''', same

-> '''Tropers/{{Nornagest}}''': Solving quadratic equations governing orifice diameter is only math in the sense that throwing apples at somebody is physics.
-->--[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=7ixhxjqoe9swz1xv4bxgw5h0&page=45#1114 Guess where?]]

-> "{{FATAL}} doesn't seem to be as sexualized as the initial review claims. They just found the naughty bits and put them in the limelight. The real problem of the game is the realism. The designers tried to make the most realistic game possible, [[GoneHorriblyRight and they succeeded]]."
--> Tropers/{{JBridge}}...''[[CriticalResearchFailure at]] [[ItGotWorse first]]''.

->'''Byron Hall:''' Another faulty conclusion drawn by Darren. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Where is dating included?]]

--># Juvenile ideas that even the SenZar guys would've been too embarrassed to touch. You know, like magical fumbles that cause clones to spawn from your cock, or make you shit constantly, or make you start anal-fisting your target while trying to bite your ear, or make you recite stupid lines that were probably ripped off from metal songs every time you cast a spell. Or magical ingredients like vaginal yeast or the "cunt-pipe" of an elderly virgin.

->'''[Jason] Sartin:''' I'll cut in here to say that while being a brain-dead rapist is an important part of the FATAL experience, there are two further aspects that make it the visible-from-space pile of festering associty that it is.\\
# Juvenile ideas that even the SenZar guys would've been too embarrassed to touch. You know, like magical fumbles that cause clones to spawn from your cock, or make you shit constantly, or make you start anal-fisting your target while trying to bite your ear, or make you recite stupid lines that were probably ripped off from metal songs every time you cast a spell. Or magical ingredients like vaginal yeast or the "cunt-pipe" of an elderly virgin.

1) Juvenile ideas that even the SenZar guys would've been too embarrassed to touch. You know, like magical fumbles that cause clones to spawn from your cock, or make you shit constantly, or make you start anal-fisting your target while trying to bite your ear, or make you recite stupid lines that were probably ripped off from metal songs every time you cast a spell. Or magical ingredients like vaginal yeast or the "cunt-pipe" of an elderly virgin.

->'''Byron Hall''' Another faulty conclusion drawn by Darren. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Where is dating included?]]

1) Juvenile ideas that even the SenZar guys would've been too embarrassed to touch. You know, like magical fumbles that cause clones to spawn from your cock, or make you shit constantly, or make you start anal-fisting your target while trying to bite your ear, or make you recite stupid lines that were probably ripped off from metal songs every time you cast a spell. Or magical ingredients like vaginal yeast or the "cunt-pipe" of an elderly virgin.

->'''Byron Hall''' Another faulty conclusion drawn by Darren. Where is dating included?

-->''"It's not that [in FATAL] women are considered less than men - it's that they are not considered at all. It doesn't seem to occur to the author that women have a viewpoint, that they might have opinions on the world around them."''

-> "Burning this game would be an insult to fire."

-->--[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=7ixhxjqoe9swz1xv4bxgw5h0&page=45 Guess where?]]

-->[-Do you ''really'' want to go back to the {{FATAL}} page? Do you?-]

->"''Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery is, in theory, a RPG that lets neckbeards live out their rape fantasies. The gaming community has more or less unanimously come to the
->conclusion that FATAL (aka "The Date Rape RPG") is simply the worst RPG ever conceived. No one has ever played a game of FATAL. The rulebook is terribly written. It is filled with
->pointless random charts and obtuse rules. The [[MemeticMutation Anal circumference table meme]] originates with FATAL.

->pointless random charts and obtuse rules. The Anal circumference table meme originates with FATAL.

--> [[Tropers/{{JBridge}}]]...''[[CriticalResearchFailure at]] [[ItGotWorse first]]''.

--> [=JBridge=]...''[[CriticalResearchFailure at]] [[ItGotWorse first]]''.

-> "{{FATAL}} doesn't seem to be as sexualized as the initial review claims. They just found the naughty bits and put them in the limelight. The real problem of the game is the realism. The designers tried to make the most realistic game possible, and they succeeded."

--> [=JBridge=]...''[[CriticalResearchFailure at first]]''.

--> [=JBridge=]...''at first''.